The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
05-23-2017, 03:29 PM
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No. There's a beverage store that shares a parking lot with a fitness place.
Fitness place has all the dreadmills and stair climbers along the glass outer wall, facing away from the wall. So the tights and short-shorts types sit there running nowhere and put on an unintended show for the lecherous creeps in the parking lot, sitting in their AC'd wagons with a cold tallboy in a paper sack. Probably.
Fitness place has all the dreadmills and stair climbers along the glass outer wall, facing away from the wall. So the tights and short-shorts types sit there running nowhere and put on an unintended show for the lecherous creeps in the parking lot, sitting in their AC'd wagons with a cold tallboy in a paper sack. Probably.
05-23-2017, 03:35 PM
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The creeper in the wagon should scare the people on the dreadmills and assclimbers. That way they'll move even faster, allowing for extra creepy creeping.
But no peeping. You go to jail for peeping.
But no peeping. You go to jail for peeping.
05-23-2017, 03:35 PM
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Curious- when someone sends you a bag of dicks... Where do all the dicks come from? 
05-23-2017, 03:36 PM
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Pure, undiluted, evil.
05-23-2017, 03:41 PM
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05-23-2017, 03:50 PM
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So I'm guessing you guys don't know where dicks, from a bag of dicks, come from either. Hmmm. Interesting.
I havent heard of any missing dick reports.
I havent heard of any missing dick reports.
05-23-2017, 04:03 PM
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05-23-2017, 04:04 PM
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Oh. I thought you were referring to scaring the people on the assmaster, to watch them move their booty's faster when you said that.
05-23-2017, 04:05 PM
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05-23-2017, 04:06 PM
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05-23-2017, 05:00 PM
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What the duck are you on about
05-23-2017, 05:19 PM
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Probably hitting that Canadian 120% ganga.
05-23-2017, 05:19 PM
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Brain fucked
05-23-2017, 07:34 PM
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el-jeff-eh.
05-23-2017, 07:36 PM
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You know, we should get el-jeff-eh his own smiley, in memorial. Something like :fuccboi: but then it would be replaced by the almighty Acurazine database backend as a smiley face rolling up a joint and smoking it.
05-23-2017, 07:38 PM
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That would be pretty cool for our little bud-dy (heh) who we lost to jerbwork all too soon.
Shine on you crazy dank nugget of medical grade.
Shine on you crazy dank nugget of medical grade.
05-23-2017, 07:41 PM
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Remember that time Maj was like, "nice hoor" and everyone was all, "that's Weed-Champ's girl" 
05-23-2017, 07:42 PM
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Pepperidge Farms remembers.
05-23-2017, 07:42 PM
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Also, Flippy.
Anyone hear if his dime had that next kiddo yet?
Flippy. Anyone hear if his dime had that next kiddo yet?
05-23-2017, 07:44 PM
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Cccccxcxomboooooo breaker
05-23-2017, 07:44 PM
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I bet he got her pregnant again. Maybe his neighbor lady too.
Maybe even the neighbor dude. Hard to resist that cocoa kiss.
Maybe even the neighbor dude. Hard to resist that cocoa kiss.
05-23-2017, 07:44 PM
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Coincidentally, "combo" is the nickname for your asshole
05-23-2017, 07:45 PM
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I think he did actually
That's why he wanted an odyssey
That's why he wanted an odyssey
05-23-2017, 07:46 PM
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Who's the real combo-breaker?
YourGF fiance? Or your schwinn?
Your
05-23-2017, 07:47 PM
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They're both ball breakers...
05-23-2017, 07:47 PM
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Probably both. At the same damn time.
At the same damn time?
At the same damn time.
At the same damn time?
At the same damn time.
05-23-2017, 07:47 PM
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Ah. Brother!
05-23-2017, 07:48 PM
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That's some DP that even Dummy Taco could understand.
05-23-2017, 07:48 PM
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05-23-2017, 07:48 PM
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He ain't about this life
05-23-2017, 07:59 PM
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I'm just here for the German schieße video. 
05-23-2017, 09:00 PM
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What'd u call me?!?!
05-23-2017, 09:26 PM
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Ja. Essen mein scheiße.
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05-23-2017, 09:51 PM
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Mmmm, Ja, ist gud!
05-23-2017, 10:00 PM
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Ich bin ein Berliner!
05-23-2017, 10:03 PM
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"I have been a donut." 
05-23-2017, 11:27 PM
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"Smile like a donut"
said every guy ever, to cul0's hungry mouth.
said every guy ever, to cul0's hungry mouth.
05-24-2017, 06:26 AM
hi guys!
05-24-2017, 06:51 AM
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Guess what day it is?
