Majofo

That's a dude!

Majofo

dixxxord.. he just finally figured it all out mang.

Yumcha

Back from -ing...it's so warm outside, I wore shorts! True story, bro!

Majofo

Even commando.. nice

thoiboi

i hate working out in long pants

Majofo

A few months back I went to practice injured
Sat out and watched, but instructor said do xguard techniquery
I'm like okay.. I'm just wearing under armour shorts and tee.
Do technique, take down, to heel hook, transition to back,
transition to mount, transition to triangle (blah blah blah)
Triangle is where opponents head is locked in your crotch (sleeper move)
Yeah that's my dick hanging out by your face
Tap real quick.. lol.. cawkward.
#shortsday

thoiboi

yes... that's why i like wearing shorts too

Flipster23

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I wear it all when I workout.

I even started wearing tights.....

thoiboi

bruh those ain't tights, that's just your normal skin color

Flipster23

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I'm light skinned.

Flipster23

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Shit, I see why Taco don't deal with women anymore.

Fuck, womens is crazy.

Majofo

just the tip

Yumcha

I know! You should see the crap she stirred up for me yesterday!

Yumcha

All over a thread. All over it.



Tampon wasn't on. And now, blood everywhere. She just went...postal.

Yumcha

The Commish had to swoop in and hand out extra tampons but, it was too late. Then, I got -ed so hard, I am peeing from my back today.

Yumcha

Wife can only confirm my manliness by checking me from the back. My diku is backwards thanks to the hellacious .

Ask Crabs, Maj, thoi, and rocky...they all saw it. It was gruesome.

Yumcha

Hell, I even swore. And I never swear.

cu2wagon

Yummy knows how to say "fuck", y'all!

OsK

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The only dude I'd hit up is Majofo. I'd love to massage his prostate with my cawk.

..........too soon?

Flipster23

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Rocky?

Rocky who?

Flipster23

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I couldn't even find the thread. So I missed out.

You know, not being able to read and all.

rockstar143

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Me.

Flipster23

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I figured that once I saw you post. I'm like maybe he means J.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Initially, I thought he was talking about Rockyboi..

Yumcha

K, you identified the woman. So, just look for the thread created by said individual in Car Talk. There is ONLY one...at least I can see.

Go to the last page or so and look for posts dating back to the last couple of days. Start with what I posted. And then, look at the innocent question asked by someone else and from THAT question, hilarity then ensues.


And by hilarity, I mean it mildly.

Yumcha

Only in the right environment with the right reactants.

Yumcha

Otherwise, it's not in my code to swear.

Yumcha

F*CK YOU, WOOGEE!!

Flipster23

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Awwwww I got it now.

Saw it.

OsK

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Saw an E60 M5 (06 MY), 42k miles, with the CarMax MaxCare Warranty (3.5 yrs left or 100k miles) for 28k (high price) on Craigslist in SF. It's black with Indianapolis Red Interior lol.

I hate how the pre LCI 06-08 E60 looks. The headlights, tailights, and interior door trim looks lame. 08-10 best model year, but i've yet to find one.

Yumcha

cu2wagon

Enjoy weekend.

cu2wagon

Yumcha

kurtatx

That's gross

cu2wagon

Jeez 10% much?

Yumcha

*belches*

Just got back from drinks and steak with our ol' pal that knows a thing or two about goats.





Showed him the drama from the other day and his comment was priceless.

Yumcha

But, he did give a to some of the peeps in here who weighed in. So, bravo...you guys got an atta-boi from Mr. T.

Majofo

I miss Terry
I also miss Mr. T

Yumcha

He did actually inquire about you, dude. Said your posts always amused him.