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Old 11-10-2017, 08:26 AM
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Well...at least the squeaky one that makes the sound when it hits someone's head.
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Old 11-10-2017, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Weird...I still have Mjolnir...

You don't need to seek professional help unless it's been 4 hours
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Old 11-10-2017, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Well...at least the squeaky one that makes the sound when it hits someone's head.
Might want to try some lube
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:10 AM
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:11 AM
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Looks like Mystery likes to stuff his buns with a lot of meat
Stuff his mouth with big balls too
Confirmed
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:13 AM
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Because you are too important to the cause, SIR.
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:18 AM
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What the fuck is J smoking.. shit..
Stay off them salts mang
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:20 AM
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Fight Club reference, bro...
reeling it back in for yesterday's context!

Oddly though, my co-worker and I were talking about the bath salts guy and where the homeless guy is today...
made my stomach turn.
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:32 AM
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:53 AM
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Florida Man.

Florida, man.
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Old 11-10-2017, 09:56 AM
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hah! that looks like a snowman
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:00 AM
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:09 AM
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this is halloween this is halloween
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:35 AM
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the immediately after photos were horrific.
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:42 AM
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Stay strapped
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:03 AM
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speaking of:
not big on panhandlers...usually lookin like they need that wine or some cigs...especially the aggressive ones.
well, today, guy probably in his 60's...missing a leg, prosthetic had american flag all over it...standing AT ATTENTION day before Veteran's day with a sign that said "My family could use a little help, USMC"
yeah, I broke him off.

Right in the feels
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:18 AM
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Shit mang.. I break off pretty much anyone. I don't discriminate.
The moment I feel like I'm being judgmental, I reach deeper.
You can sexual innuendo all of that, but I'm srs.
It's probably the only reason why I carry cash anymore.
Sure some have drug / alcohol dependencies, might have a car / house / etc

You can say it's enabling them, or taking away from people in need, but fuck the excuses
What they do with the money, I'm not going to judge
but if I can connect with them, show some humility, share a god bless..
that might make their whole day.. it makes mine.
Stay golden pony boy.
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:19 AM
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Human dignity is so important
if I don't have money, I at least recognize their existence
Shake their hand, offer my peace

I'll fucking shake you fuckers down
But have some perspective
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Might want to try some lube
I borrowed Taco's Astroglide and it's still squeaking.


Hang on. I may have Little Cha's toy hammer. Can't tell sometimes...they look alike.
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:23 AM
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I have my initial judgment of panhandlers but my default response is to usually buy them a sandwich and beverage. Routinely do it if I run into one. The guys at the side of the road that show up at my car window...I usually will give them a couple bucks. Again, I'm not to judge and I just wish them well.
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:24 AM
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I gave a guy $20 and he fucking cried
Didn't need to sux dick for it too

Gave another guy bag of treats, sandwich, yuuuuge gallon bag filled
He had a breakdown.. gave him one more.. said you if you find any friends you'd like to share..

Another dude I broke off I told him.. don't have cash now, but I'll be back this afternoon
Asked if he'd still be there.. sure enough.. he didn't think I'd come through
Gave him a ten spot and some treats

I'm telling you.. it'll do something to your spirit
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:26 AM
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When I hit up NYC a few years back
Went to Coney Island.. Poor guy came over and asked for the crust of the pizza I had
Shit.. gave him the crust and last slice.. even gave him my half drunk ice tea.
(Good ass pizza from Di Faras too)

He was elated, I mean like he hadn't eaten in a week elated..
Shit mang.. perspective.
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
I borrowed Taco's Astroglide and it's still squeaking.
The devastator is a magnificent piece of machinery.. need something for industrial use.. not recreational stuff used on tiny toy models.
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:33 AM
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i always carry extra bottles of water.
it's hot out there for a pimp. at a stop light, here mang.
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:35 AM
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but will LAY on the HORN if a mufucka tries to wash my windshield
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:39 AM
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Wow...some pretty darn nice guys in here in person.




Just real heartless bastids online.
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:40 AM
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but will LAY on the HORN if a mufucka tries to wash my windshield
But, what if he uses his own pee...?
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golden shower... shiett...
Some people pay top dolla for that
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:41 AM
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Yeah! It's organic wash!
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:48 AM
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I invite then back to my casa for a bath. Then after, ritualistic dismembered and eat them.

#BusinessPlan
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Old 11-10-2017, 12:02 PM
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I invite then back to my casa for a bath. Then after, ritualistic dismembered and eat them.

#BusinessPlan
File your patent now, fam.
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Old 11-10-2017, 12:14 PM
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This plan can't fail. Now looking for investors. I'll be starting an account on GoFundMe and Groupon shortly.

Canadians welcome also at 65˘ on the dollar.
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Old 11-10-2017, 12:21 PM
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Wait... didn't Taco say he just took in a bunch of vagrants down on their luck
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Wait... didn't Taco say he just took in a bunch of vagrants down on their luck
Suite...if I'm kicked out, I have a place to stay!

Dibs on being the spoonee.
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Old 11-10-2017, 12:27 PM
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yeah spoon and fork
altho.. knowing taco... probably a spork
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Old 11-10-2017, 12:31 PM
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Wouldn't a true alpha be able to laugh at himself and take some ribbing from his online friends?
I know for a fact he's posting elsewhere on the forum and saying to himself, yeah, these guys will see..I'll show them, I just won't post in THERE anymore.
Very Who of Him!


Originally Posted by Majofo
When I hit up NYC a few years back
Went to Coney Island.. Poor guy came over and asked for the crust of the pizza I had
Shit.. gave him the crust and last slice.. even gave him my half drunk ice tea.
(Good ass pizza from Di Faras too)

He was elated, I mean like he hadn't eaten in a week elated..
Shit mang.. perspective.
The poor guy hasn't been able to shake the herpes since then!


oh and Florida don't fuck around either!
https://www.local10.com/news/crime/m...nt-family-says
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I've let two complete strangers and their two dogs move into my place, to help them get up and on their feet. They moved here from out east, looking for a better life and work, and were fucked by their first landlord, the week thy moved here. They aren't paying me rent, and their dogs are fucking up some of my shit. But you know what, I was in dire straights before too, and needed help. I'm just passing along the Favor.
Quoted for posterity
You know.. when a missing report pops up
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Old 11-10-2017, 12:37 PM
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The poor guy hasn't been able to shake the herpes since then!
Hopefully a class action lawsuit isn't filed
I'm tryna make a mil / yr cuh
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Fuckin A, brossss...
Party on!
Papa reyena, Mystery?
Papa pimiento!!!
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Ah... Friday.
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