cu2wagon

Yeah. Shit.

Matt, I can't jerk off to that picture. I tried, but I just can't.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Day ruined, thanks Matt.

Majofo

which hand goes in the pink, which hand goes in the stink? go!

Majofo

Shopping for faucets got feeling some type of way
Probably shit reviews cuz leaky cock faucet

cu2wagon

Judging from the different shades of those ham-stranglers, I'd say "Audi" goes in the stink () and "rings" goes in the slightly less stink but still not really pink (again )

cu2wagon

Fap fully faucet.

Niiiice. That's what I call my wang.

cu2wagon

Not my dick.

Wang is this co-op programmer we have from UCLA.

cu2wagon

And I don't mean "my" wang like I have ownership of him. He's a person, not property.

I just mean he's matrixed into my org.

cu2wagon

And by matrixed, I mean lip-wrapped.

And by org, I mean my dick.

Majofo

org... as-in organ... amirite.. imrite.

Majofo

I heard Wang has been playing flute since he was a little boy
Skin flute

Majofo

Co-op
As-in
Cock opening
Open wide Wang

Ha
Wang... Cock
I bet he's going to get hired fill the position

cu2wagon

Oh yeah. Somethings getting filled.

Majofo

Remember when that creepy cuck would post pictures of the summer intern here
He'd go on about how she was christian and how goody church girls were probably freaks who starved for his cock
What a piece of shit that fucker was.. so glad we banged his wife.

Majofo

Hey... it's Sunday mang.
Wang probably craving Sum Dim pork balls in his mouf

Yumcha

I'd recommend against that look. The "spring" there makes it hard to clean inside. There are other very edgy-modern faucets that you can consider. We had something that looked like that as an option when we were selecting plumbing fixtures for the new place.

Majofo

I think I'm going with a fancy Delta touch2O faucet.

Majofo

That spring shit is gimmicky, but that faucet has really nice neck height.. and that pot filler attachment.
That particular faucet wasn't in the running, just the style
But alas, the joke is lost on you

Yumcha

Sigh...yeah, that's not even on purpose. I just don't get most jokes anymore.

thoiboi

I like our touch2O maj. Make sure to buy the AC adapter sooner rather than later so you don't go through AA batteries like you do craft beers. I didn't figure it out till about a year later so wasted a ton of batteries. With the AC adapter. The batteries act only as a backup in case of power outages

thoiboi

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Yumcha

Majofo

That's nucking futs

Majofo

H isn't even old

Majofo

Are you saying it won't function at all without using the touch feature?
The handle will still open the valve for water right?

Yumcha

Just not particularly hip and cool.

Majofo

cu2wagon

Pretty sure it still works with the valve even if the batteries are dead.

I seem to recall reading that when I was looking a little while ago. But then I just ended up rebuilding my obsolete faucet. Which recently shit the bed at the pullout hose. (Heh, pullout hose [Kev has no idea what I'm talking aboot]). So I replaced the obsolete one with the identical, new version. Because I'm a fucking sucker.

Maybe if I move into a nice neighborhood, I'll get one of them fancy ones.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I need a new kitchen faucet too, I have one similar and that shit pisses me off. I may get the Delta Touch2o as well. Waiting for my buddy at Lowes though, he said he can get me more than the military discount.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I also want the American standard acticlean toilet, but need to do some more research on it.

Apart of me also wants a push button flush now like my buddies new house, it’s just more sleek than your normal toilet with the handle in the standard spot.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Talking about appliances my microwave and stove are slowly going out slowly. Kenmore elite, manu date of 2009 so the previous owner put these in. 10 years old, my damn fridge is from 2005 and still kicking.

Do I go Samsung appliances to match washer and dryer or do I try LG or say fuck it and go GE (idek if GE is still good) I think I may give that black stainless steel a shot.

cu2wagon

I just got a Kenmore Pro refrigerator. It's made by LG.

I definitely/rebadged it as a KitchenAid to match the rest of my kitchen appliances.

Fuckin' ricer shit up in my kitchen.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

My fridge is kitchenaide, it’s bugs me because everything else is Kenmore.

thoiboi

Valve still works. But touch function doesn't anymore

thoiboi

Burn it

thoiboi

KDM??

TacoBello

ah, I see Flips is as much of a whore as I am. Different badged appliances kill me.

TacoBello

ok, I gotta ask, how much were you touching that fucking faucet?? I mean, you'd think those batteries would handle lots and lots of tou... oh. wait. I get it.

thoiboi

When we remodeled , we got the GE Cafe series: range, dishwasher, fridge, microwave.

When fiance's family remodeled. They went with Samsung range fridge and washer dryer .


Shits gotta match yo

thoiboi

Wait faucet... I thought we were talking about vibrators