The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
02-16-2018, 09:30 PM
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Wagon is love. Wagon is life.
02-16-2018, 09:59 PM
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Don't get mad FJ but wifey isn't a wagon fan. me from Europe however....but it's not gonna be for me so....
I think I need to bring my wife to see the XC60, the MDX and the Q5 in person. she said Audis are for old people and cucks so since we are neither....prob won't be successful.
The big kicker is our negative equity. hard to try roll it so that's why the gmc even made the list with the incentives and markdowns...but we shall see. might even try lease for 3 years to wipe out the bad and be ready to buy again after....just hate the thought of the fleece...even Dave Ramsey told me to forget about it! lol...
I think I need to bring my wife to see the XC60, the MDX and the Q5 in person. she said Audis are for old people and cucks so since we are neither....prob won't be successful.
The big kicker is our negative equity. hard to try roll it so that's why the gmc even made the list with the incentives and markdowns...but we shall see. might even try lease for 3 years to wipe out the bad and be ready to buy again after....just hate the thought of the fleece...even Dave Ramsey told me to forget about it! lol...
02-16-2018, 10:29 PM
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I got nothing, man.
It keeps sounding to me like your needs/wants are mutually exclusive.
Just get a minivan and be done with it. It hauls kids. Everyone hates it. Fin.
It keeps sounding to me like your needs/wants are mutually exclusive.
Just get a minivan and be done with it. It hauls kids. Everyone hates it. Fin.
02-16-2018, 11:29 PM
Drifting
I just don't know ANYONE who drives an Audi and can say what they are like. it's an exclusive club
02-17-2018, 12:10 AM
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02-17-2018, 05:38 AM
My ex-wife got a Q5.
It's really fucking nice.
I wouldn't be surprised if your wife ends up liking that.
You can watch her and the salesman take a test drive!
It's really fucking nice.
I wouldn't be surprised if your wife ends up liking that.
You can watch her and the salesman take a test drive!
02-17-2018, 05:40 AM
#Cucklife
#ABCshit
#ABCshit
02-17-2018, 08:08 AM
Azine Jabroni
SQ5 
02-17-2018, 08:42 AM
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FFS Kurt
02-17-2018, 09:33 AM
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Morning. 
02-17-2018, 09:47 AM
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But rolling a bunch of negative equity into a lease?
Because, I mean, c'mon, you're not going to *buy* an Audi crossover/kidhauler, right?
Go into the lease with a dick in your mouth and come out with it still in your mouth plus another in your ass.
Because, I mean, c'mon, you're not going to *buy* an Audi crossover/kidhauler, right?
Go into the lease with a dick in your mouth and come out with it still in your mouth plus another in your ass.
02-17-2018, 09:48 AM
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Although, some people are into that.
02-17-2018, 09:48 AM
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But who am I to talk? 80%er and shit. I don't even have marble countertops.
02-17-2018, 09:49 AM
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FFS Kurt.
Call your mum today, would you?
Call your mum today, would you?
02-17-2018, 09:51 AM
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I don't get it. 
02-17-2018, 09:51 AM
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02-17-2018, 09:51 AM
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But, you guys knew that.
Why are you guys not FFSing Crabs or Taco or Woobee or whatever?
Why are you guys not FFSing Crabs or Taco or Woobee or whatever?
02-17-2018, 09:52 AM
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Let me try: FFS kurt, post something I can merge. 
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02-17-2018, 09:55 AM
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Couldn't tell if you were serious, so...
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02-17-2018, 09:55 AM
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02-17-2018, 10:10 AM
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FFS kurt, I was kidding.
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02-17-2018, 10:20 AM
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02-17-2018, 10:26 AM
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FFS kurt. Now I'm going to get my e-@$$ kicked.
FFS.
FFS.
02-17-2018, 10:26 AM
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FFS, how was your 
New Year?
New Year?
02-17-2018, 10:26 AM
Kurt might end up a moderator. He's funny and smart.
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02-17-2018, 10:27 AM
02-17-2018, 10:30 AM
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02-17-2018, 10:31 AM
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02-17-2018, 10:32 AM
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02-17-2018, 10:33 AM
Kurt,
Novice level.
Getting banned to take troll down with you.
Expert level.
Getting troll banned whilst maintaining your swag.
Level 5 Defcon.
Bacon.
Novice level.
Getting banned to take troll down with you.
Expert level.
Getting troll banned whilst maintaining your swag.
Level 5 Defcon.
Bacon.
02-17-2018, 10:34 AM
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FFS J, I need to go run errands.
02-17-2018, 10:36 AM
shiett...we goin campin this weekend...
I got up at 545 with the lady friend and went and did grocery and got all the gear ready already!
next up, nap.
I got up at 545 with the lady friend and went and did grocery and got all the gear ready already!
next up, nap.
02-17-2018, 10:38 AM
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Nice stuff, J. 
FFS, be sure to put out the fire.
ONLY YU....can prevent fires.
FFS.
FFS, be sure to put out the fire.
ONLY YU....can prevent fires.
FFS.
02-17-2018, 10:41 AM
LMAO...
you trip me out, man...
Yeah, I'll be sure to.
I also plan to cheat and light my fire with my old MAP gas canister torch.
It'll be fun...I get anxiety with logistics and all a dem kids but it makes lil J happy so I'll make sure we have a great time.
you trip me out, man...
Yeah, I'll be sure to.
I also plan to cheat and light my fire with my old MAP gas canister torch.
It'll be fun...I get anxiety with logistics and all a dem kids but it makes lil J happy so I'll make sure we have a great time.
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02-17-2018, 10:43 AM
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Nicely done, J. Happy life.
FFS, I'm heading out to run errands -- got a couple watches to go service, FFS. And then, taking Little Cha for a stroll. FFS, not enough hours in a day.
02-17-2018, 10:48 AM
Next up, we'll start adding AF (as fuck) to everything.
Yumcha is robotic AF.
Lil Cha is cute AF.
FFS, did you fucking get it?
Haha...yes sir, dawned on me recently with some prodding
that you must fully embrace and immerse yourself if you wanna be Big Daddy. Momma Hen ain't fuckin with no halfway crooks when it comes to the kiddos, and I can't say that I blame her. I wouldn't date someone that wasn't "all in" with my daughter either!
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02-17-2018, 12:01 PM
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Now you know why we call him FFS Kurt
How does that explain how you got the job
FFS H.. That's some Fuckery Kurt would do
How does that explain how you got the job
FFS H.. That's some Fuckery Kurt would do
02-17-2018, 12:19 PM
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I should probably just request to have my username changed to avoid any confusion.
02-17-2018, 12:56 PM
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@UlsterBoy13
I just saw the ugly piece of shit you're looking for.
No one has one.
It's a wagon but fucked up for people who won't drive wagons.
It's "luxury".
It will haul kids.
Probably get good deals from Furd since they basically knock 20k off anything.
188 month lease. Probably.
I just saw the ugly piece of shit you're looking for.
No one has one.
It's a wagon but fucked up for people who won't drive wagons.
It's "luxury".
It will haul kids.
Probably get good deals from Furd since they basically knock 20k off anything.
188 month lease. Probably.
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02-17-2018, 01:40 PM
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Back from errands and taking Little Cha for a walk.
FFS, I'm tired now.
FFS, I'm tired now.