The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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If you had gotten that big job
you could have just bought a new cuckmobile
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you could have just bought a new cuckmobile
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Options:
1. Wait until it warms up again. PV= nRT motherfucker.
2. Add more n by until your P get bigger. You should be used to that.
3. Slap some electrical tape on that bitch and fuck on down the road.
FFS. Did you even call your mom? Probably not. She would have reached through the phone and dope slapped you for that dumbfuckery.
1. Wait until it warms up again. PV= nRT motherfucker.
2. Add more n by until your P get bigger. You should be used to that.
3. Slap some electrical tape on that bitch and fuck on down the road.
FFS. Did you even call your mom? Probably not. She would have reached through the phone and dope slapped you for that dumbfuckery.
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I saw this dude inflate his tires by filling them with accelerant and setting them on fire. Math checks out.
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Almost looks like Beavis.
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You doing a full dismount/mount of his tires right there in the parking lot of OCH?
Think it through man...
You ever even seen a
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I think Kurt is his own class of retardant
I'll turn myself into the authorities
I'll turn myself into the authorities
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Kurt would probably take a tour of Auschwitz and be all respectful and shit.
A real rube.
A real rube.
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He's probably married to a medical doctor
She's probably in the top 5% of earners in America
Never bragged once
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I like Kurt. He's a good guy. Only thing that disappoints me is him not calling his mum.
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Cold. What's that?
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Like 50 degrees. Now that's cold.
You ever go to the snow with no gloves on, then have to take a piss and you can't unbutton your pants because your hands are literally frozen?
Or take a shower at the gym and the fire alarm goes off and you have to decide if you want to burn to death or have dudes see your penis?
Me either.
You ever go to the snow with no gloves on, then have to take a piss and you can't unbutton your pants because your hands are literally frozen?
Or take a shower at the gym and the fire alarm goes off and you have to decide if you want to burn to death or have dudes see your penis?
Me either.
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So we have like a good population of Asians growing Mary Juana. There houses are getting raided daily on my area and they're being arrested. Fucking dumbasses...
You take things quite literally, act like I don't know the fuck I'm talking about. I'm not gonna fucking deflate his tires and slap it on a tire changer working dat pedal magic, scratch up his lips while I'm at it, and take the fucking sensor off the valve stem.
In fact, I finally got L valve stem adapters for my Work wheels, and put em on last fucking week. Finally have TPfuckingMS and a clean fucking cluster.
Yes I'm triple posting.
Kurt the type of dude to call AAA when his tire pressure gets low.
Actually scratch that. Kurt the type of dude to go to a gas station and ask them to turn on the air compressor, take off his valve stem caps, put it on the valve stem and forget to press the trigger and think he's putting air in his tires LOL.
I love you. You had to have seen it coming when you made that comment about tpms and not know what to do
Kurt the type of dude to call AAA when his tire pressure gets low.
Actually scratch that. Kurt the type of dude to go to a gas station and ask them to turn on the air compressor, take off his valve stem caps, put it on the valve stem and forget to press the trigger and think he's putting air in his tires LOL.
I love you. You had to have seen it coming when you made that comment about tpms and not know what to do
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I know that your penis is the size of a valve stem...at full mast too.
You take things quite literally, act like I don't know the fuck I'm talking about. I'm not gonna fucking deflate his tires and slap it on a tire changer working dat pedal magic, scratch up his lips while I'm at it, and take the fucking sensor off the valve stem.
In fact, I finally got L valve stem adapters for my Work wheels, and put em on last fucking week. Finally have TPfuckingMS and a clean fucking cluster.
You take things quite literally, act like I don't know the fuck I'm talking about. I'm not gonna fucking deflate his tires and slap it on a tire changer working dat pedal magic, scratch up his lips while I'm at it, and take the fucking sensor off the valve stem.
In fact, I finally got L valve stem adapters for my Work wheels, and put em on last fucking week. Finally have TPfuckingMS and a clean fucking cluster.
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Yes I'm triple posting.
Kurt the type of dude to call AAA when his tire pressure gets low.
Actually scratch that. Kurt the type of dude to go to a gas station and ask them to turn on the air compressor, take off his valve stem caps, put it on the valve stem and forget to press the trigger and think he's putting air in his tires LOL.
I love you. You had to have seen it coming when you made that comment about tpms and not know what to do
Kurt the type of dude to call AAA when his tire pressure gets low.
Actually scratch that. Kurt the type of dude to go to a gas station and ask them to turn on the air compressor, take off his valve stem caps, put it on the valve stem and forget to press the trigger and think he's putting air in his tires LOL.
I love you. You had to have seen it coming when you made that comment about tpms and not know what to do
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FFS osk,
If you can't take it why the fuck are you in this thread?
If you can't take it why the fuck are you in this thread?
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You think FJ is serious.
Was the fucking gate left open again?
Was the fucking gate left open again?
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The fuck going on in here?
FJ is only serious when little wagon drinks one of his beers. Not for health reasons, but because he's short a beer.
Kurt, I feel you...bordering on doing something about it and waiting it out for the heat to bring the psi back. Personally...I'd rather just keep it above threshold and then buy myself some more time before next time I have to check so I'd bump to min recommended at whatever temp it is now.
Kurt, I feel you...bordering on doing something about it and waiting it out for the heat to bring the psi back. Personally...I'd rather just keep it above threshold and then buy myself some more time before next time I have to check so I'd bump to min recommended at whatever temp it is now.
Frantz!!!!!!!
Make me a fucking 2018 MIX TAPE!
But only use songs from 1998....
Make me a fucking 2018 MIX TAPE!
But only use songs from 1998....
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I got you, J!
Track 1: The Thong Song - Sisqo
Track 1: The Thong Song - Sisqo
I love it when the booty go...
God damn I have scrubbed the ground more times than I care to admit to that song...
Shit, might go older for some Splack Pack and 95 South...
George Washington Carver Middle in da houseeeee!!!!
God damn I have scrubbed the ground more times than I care to admit to that song...
Shit, might go older for some Splack Pack and 95 South...
George Washington Carver Middle in da houseeeee!!!!
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95 South! I forgot about them
we out here.....
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These young bucks don't even know.
they really don't...
even if they did.
they wouldn't know what to do with it.
even if they did.
they wouldn't know what to do with it.
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Right now he's still working on the far right one. Mostly spit and tears right now, butt potential.
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No vaseline
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That shit is probably in his Amazon cart right now
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55 gallon of lube too
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Dumb punk bitch. "cardi B is better than Da Brat and Lil Kim.
Bitch, have you ever been punched the hell out. What posses you to say something so stupid? This generation is FUCKED.
Bitch, have you ever been punched the hell out. What posses you to say something so stupid? This generation is FUCKED.