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Old 06-14-2018, 07:39 AM
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Old 06-14-2018, 07:40 AM
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2nd night without diapers and so far the kid is doing great. I'm fucking stoked for her to be potty trained.
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you pull a dick lately, Joe?
I pull all the dick, jealous?
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you missed mine.
not sure how. it's sizable.
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Old 06-14-2018, 09:27 AM
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Old 06-14-2018, 11:42 AM
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That Africa is better than the Weezer cover for sure. If only the the girl had better pitch.
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I actually like her pitch real good.
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Am I just getting old, or was that like, "Metal Lite"?
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Old 06-14-2018, 12:17 PM
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Lol...you're not getting old.
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Old 06-14-2018, 12:21 PM
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that mother flower's grammar is the only thing getting oral sex..

(it sucks dick) *jokesplainin
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Old 06-14-2018, 12:30 PM
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Johnny. It was bad.
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Am I just getting old, or was that like, "Metal Lite"?
On second listen, the chorus is just really boring with no dynamic contrast or anything. I dunno.
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Old 06-14-2018, 12:50 PM
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i just thought it sounded kinda cool.
y'all are dorks.
hi kert!
how are you bro???
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Old 06-14-2018, 01:11 PM
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i just thought it sounded kinda cool.
y'all are dorks.
hi kert!
how are you bro???
All you saw were b00bs and you gave the thumbs up.
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Old 06-14-2018, 01:17 PM
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All you saw were b00bs and you gave the thumbs up.
J's eyes, ears, and shlong microsoft can only be resourced one at a time by his central cortex
IOW he's the dumb one
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Old 06-14-2018, 01:48 PM
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even better...
my helper...
washing Yukon...she goes over and starts soaping up her arms. I'm like, okay sweetheart, not in the eyes okay...yeah Daddy. Then I hear her mutter that she's cleaning her sunglasses...next thing I know, she climbed in and was taking a full on bath in the car wash soap.
Oh and latest and greatest parenting moment..."daddy is an asshole"...I'm like, what? "yeah, daddy a big asshole". I'm like...how does this kid already know me that well!??! I'm gonna have to start curbing the cursing around her...which I thought I was already doing.
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Old 06-14-2018, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
i just thought it sounded kinda cool.
y'all are dorks.
hi kert!
how are you bro???
Good man. Busy with the jerb and the puppy. Starting to get things a little more under control, so I'm finding myself popping in more often
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Old 06-14-2018, 01:55 PM
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if she fits, she sits
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get in where you fit in cuhhhh
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Man, I bet Matt would have beat the shit out of his kid for saying that.
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Old 06-14-2018, 01:57 PM
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i mean, i held in my laughter and told her not to use that word.
so she goes, "Jeremy is an asshole"
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Closest I got to that was Jr running out of the house while I was doing something in the truck and he yells at me "Mama says you're a jerk."

And, I mean, like RS, he isn't wrong. But it would have been nice if he'd not yelled it so the entire neighborhood could hear.
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So I beat the everloving fuck out of him. So toxic.
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:00 PM
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Instructions not clear, calling tier 3 IT support

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Old 06-14-2018, 02:02 PM
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I have nice eyes.
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:14 PM
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So I beat the everloving fuck out of him. So toxic.
Gotta keep your alpha game intact
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I'm going to beat my kids in advance
What'd we do?!?!
Nothing, yet

Dad's an asshole!!
See.. pulverize
#happyFathersDay
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:17 PM
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back on topic...
at the local Target
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Instructions not clear, calling tier 3 IT support
HEY!!! that's me!


this morning some dude in another department was like, hey...where's the IT guy?
after explaining, I offered to help....dude was like...can you mount drives?
nope, not supported.
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:34 PM
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mount drives, lmao...he must know you.
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:38 PM
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"Does the IT guy seem higher than usual?"
- Everyone in Crabman's office this week
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Does the IT guy even work here anymore? We put him in the bassment with a can of raid like 6 months ago...
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Does the IT guy even work here anymore? We put him in the bassment with a can of raid like 6 months ago...
RAID 0, 1, 2, 3 ,4, 5, 6?

because fuck.. if you gave him a RAID 1...
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Gamma Raids.
It was a SSD tape I asked him to swap out, actually.
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Old 06-14-2018, 06:29 PM
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fuckkkkk SSD Raid 0?! He's going to be so high performing when he's out of there...


you ded son..
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Old 06-14-2018, 07:16 PM
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Does the IT guy even work here anymore? We put him in the bassment with a can of raid like 6 months ago...
Ah, the bassment
Where Kurt goes to get pounded in the bass
IT guy must drive an Audi
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Old 06-14-2018, 07:18 PM
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Ah, the bassment
Where Kurt goes to get pounded in the bass
IT guy must drive an Audi
Ain't no basements in Austin, silly. Except the one under Max's Wine Dive
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Never heard of it
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Never heard of it
3rd and San Jack across from Vince Young's steakhouse. Pretty good food (the fried chicken is fantastic) and a great wine selection. They use the basement for events
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