The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
06-05-2018, 12:25 AM
#2521
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06-05-2018, 12:36 AM
#2522
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Yeah, I've been meaning to put together some "oopsie kits" as well. I priced out a bunch of, uh, "veterinarian" supplies a while back and it gets pricy. If Girlfriend, RN has the sticky fingers hookup, LMK.
Otherwise I guess a packet of sewing needles, some Kevlar thread, and a bottle of everclear will have to do for now.
Otherwise I guess a packet of sewing needles, some Kevlar thread, and a bottle of everclear will have to do for now.
06-05-2018, 02:12 AM
#2523
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Free wound kit
Just go to the women's restroom
Take a handful of complimentary sanitary bootyhole plungers and napkins
For reasons
If you get caught
Don't act weird and shit like you went in the wrong restroom
Own that shit, genderqueers up in this bih
Also
Write cock sucking contest @3PM here on Wed
Return wed for judging
Them freaks who use the handi stall have low morals
They def tryna win a cock gobbling contest
Lick the bootyhole after too
Kurt
Trust Majofo
If HR show up
genderqueer card their ass
Just go to the women's restroom
Take a handful of complimentary sanitary bootyhole plungers and napkins
For reasons
If you get caught
Don't act weird and shit like you went in the wrong restroom
Own that shit, genderqueers up in this bih
Also
Write cock sucking contest @3PM here on Wed
Return wed for judging
Them freaks who use the handi stall have low morals
They def tryna win a cock gobbling contest
Lick the bootyhole after too
Kurt
Trust Majofo
If HR show up
genderqueer card their ass
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06-05-2018, 02:21 AM
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"I identify as a xerson xho needs these manpons for reasons."
"Quit gender stereotyping me."
"PATRIARCHY!!!"
"Quit gender stereotyping me."
"PATRIARCHY!!!"
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justnspace (06-05-2018)
06-05-2018, 06:53 AM
#2525
Free wound kit
Just go to the women's restroom
Take a handful of complimentary sanitary bootyhole plungers and napkins
For reasons
If you get caught
Don't act weird and shit like you went in the wrong restroom
Own that shit, genderqueers up in this bih
Also
Write cock sucking contest @3PM here on Wed
Return wed for judging
Them freaks who use the handi stall have low morals
They def tryna win a cock gobbling contest
Lick the bootyhole after too
Kurt
Trust Majofo
If HR show up
genderqueer card their ass
Just go to the women's restroom
Take a handful of complimentary sanitary bootyhole plungers and napkins
For reasons
If you get caught
Don't act weird and shit like you went in the wrong restroom
Own that shit, genderqueers up in this bih
Also
Write cock sucking contest @3PM here on Wed
Return wed for judging
Them freaks who use the handi stall have low morals
They def tryna win a cock gobbling contest
Lick the bootyhole after too
Kurt
Trust Majofo
If HR show up
genderqueer card their ass
"what? I'm just cleaning it for YOU."
ole mean ass lady went to go tell the boss boss.
dude just laughed at me
06-05-2018, 07:03 AM
#2526
Azine Jabroni
06-05-2018, 07:08 AM
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FFS, Kurt.
06-05-2018, 07:53 AM
#2529
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Taco
06-05-2018, 09:20 AM
#2531
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
wait.. you made that up right
cuz that's some dumb ass shit Taco would say IRL
cuz that's some dumb ass shit Taco would say IRL
06-05-2018, 09:34 AM
#2533
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Seriously mang.. where did he take the L?
06-05-2018, 09:37 AM
#2534
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
06-05-2018, 09:39 AM
#2536
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Where's the grammar post 
06-05-2018, 09:39 AM
#2537
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Oh I see it...
06-05-2018, 09:52 AM
#2539
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
@TacoBello your safe space is here mang 
06-05-2018, 10:11 AM
#2541
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Back in school, I was banging my chick in the women's bathroom..
It was a one person bathroom across from the computer lab..
Hardly any ladies in engineering, so y not?
Bitch knocked about 5 minutes in (humblebrag)
Bang for another 15 minutes (swag ho humblebrag 2.0)
I wasn't sure if she could hear us because thick ass concrete building and steel core door
Let me pineapple craft your mouf girl, Majofo ain't got no jimmies!
She must have heard something, because she started knocking real hard
Then said, I'm getting the custodian
Waited 5 more minutes, dipped.
Just had seks! No biggie.
Although I did lock the door knob so it stay locked when we left.
Take notes BoiThoi
06-05-2018, 10:14 AM
#2542
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Some of the guys would use that same restroom because right next to computer lab (nerds)
and the men's restroom was like half a click on the other end of the building and up a story (fuckthatshit)
Best part is these guys thought no one knew, but we all knew, we did that same shit
So when one would leave, we'd check if they go in the bathroom
Then we'd try to open the bathroom after they went in.. then knock about 30 secs after
We'd all wait there and laugh like a pack of hyenas.. just bus laughing
Stupid fuck in there sweating like a mofo all scared and shit
and the men's restroom was like half a click on the other end of the building and up a story (fuckthatshit)
Best part is these guys thought no one knew, but we all knew, we did that same shit
So when one would leave, we'd check if they go in the bathroom
Then we'd try to open the bathroom after they went in.. then knock about 30 secs after
We'd all wait there and laugh like a pack of hyenas.. just bus laughing
Stupid fuck in there sweating like a mofo all scared and shit
06-05-2018, 10:18 AM
#2545
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
This though.. shit.. better walk out of there like you got palsy
Shiett..
Shiett..
06-05-2018, 10:21 AM
#2546
investigators found this to be a lie.
6 gingers in 1 place? no fucking way
06-05-2018, 10:25 AM
#2547
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Never trust a ginger
Isn't Kurt a ginger?
Isn't Kurt a ginger?
06-05-2018, 10:30 AM
#2548
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You know what day it is today?
It's Toxic Taco Tuesday
Kurt's one day off
It's Toxic Taco Tuesday
Kurt's one day off
06-05-2018, 10:30 AM
#2549
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I guess there's also Toxic Taco Thursday
06-05-2018, 10:30 AM
#2550
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
and Toxic Taco Friday
06-05-2018, 10:30 AM
#2551
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Pretty much Tacos get served every day
06-05-2018, 10:31 AM
#2552
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Kurt probably like 
No Kurt, no days off now.. FFS
No Kurt, no days off now.. FFS
06-05-2018, 10:39 AM
#2554
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Kurt
06-05-2018, 10:49 AM
#2556
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Don't be talkin' shit about Kurt's mum
06-05-2018, 11:01 AM
#2558
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Why you keep talking shit about his mum
How about we talk about RS's mum
How about we talk about RS's mum
06-05-2018, 11:07 AM
#2560
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You just called Kurt's mum a whore who fucked their ginger mailman
You need to repent your sins to the lord and savior
You need to repent your sins to the lord and savior