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Old 05-22-2018, 01:38 PM
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she prefers the dark meat at thanksgiving dinner.
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Wait anniversary reading this right? She's racist AF but prefers the dark meat?
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that's why she's overtly racist...
it's a defense mechanism.
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Yes I will
No. Do it now and leave your e-fingerprints. I'll mommy button you so quick it'll make your spring shoes rebound so hard you'll break Hooke's Law.
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No. Do it now and leave your e-fingerprints. I'll mommy button you so quick it'll make your spring shoes rebound so hard you'll break Hooke's Law.
You're such a nerd




F=kx you
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x is going to give it to you?
n?
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Originally Posted by thoiboi

Wait am i reading this right? You don't do your oil changes but want to do a crazy Subie swap?
Haha no not reading right or maybe you are and I just can't write well. The oil pan incident was a few years ago and the last straw until I started doing my own brakes, oil, etc.

I asked about swaps on the 3g TL just because I was bored this morning.

But ultimately, if you went back and read my intro, yes I am already doing a crazy subie swap but originally started it with a friend/mech of 5-10 years. He was a real piece of work and so I am still working on it - and will need help to finish for sure but I learned a fuck ton in the process and still having fun.

Also, collecting tools is a fucking sickness.
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LOL...
collecting tools should be another name for ramblings.
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collecting tools is a fucking sickness.
So is sucking dick but you don't hear us going on about it (Kurt)
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So is sucking dick but you don't hear us going on about it (Kurt)
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Cheesus Crust.. when did Taco start growing facial hair?
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he won't last...
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Everything is right in the world, have a great day Tacoheads

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What if he is a brother. How will Maj split his respekt then?
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omg yessss!
maj wants to fuck a black one so bad!
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he won't last...
Just wear a Kurt facemask, should get a good 20-30 extra minutes
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omg, who has the time for that!!!?
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dead kermit is dead...
I'll miss you, Nightcawk!
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omg yessss!
maj wants to fuck a black one so bad!
I wrote a guide on how to bang black twinks on backpages
Taco should read it, 10/10 will get mandingo'd
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lmao...equivlent of a power bottom then?
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dumbass kermit, you only stick a single prong on the posi side of the outlet
Otherwise it'll run ground through the neutral and just give you mild tingle
Use a steak knife, and if you're still alive, you can cut your balls off as a backup plan
#protip
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Originally Posted by Majofo
dumbass kermit, you only stick a single prong on the posi side of the outlet
Otherwise it'll run ground through the neutral and just give you mild tingle
Use a steak knife, and if you're still alive, you can cut your balls off as a backup plan
#protip
If only there was a way to reward greatness around here
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when cutting balls off.. down the road, not across.
#anotherone
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If only there was a way to reward greatness around here
Do you drive an Acura?
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reminds me of the pain olympics.. bmc or bme or something
those were the days
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Fork in each hand and stick one in each side of the socket. Gotta make sure the heart is in the middle of the circuit.
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Use the dryer outlet.
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Mmm...frog legs.
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The best frog leg is the third one
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Mmmm. So firm yet tender.
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