The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
05-30-2019, 02:46 PM
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So, I started going to the gym. Need to get back into a shape other than "blob", so I'm trying to get back into running 
. We got a decent deal at the local fitness (dickinyoumouf) center so I've been adding in weights and taking some yoga classes on the weekend. Still trying to get into a routine that will support getting in a workout a couple times a week. Tried mornings after dropping Jr off and before work, but that makes for a late start to the day. Tried at night but that bumps up against closing time so I feel rushed out and can't take full advantage of getting a kurt in the sauna.
I don't know how Flippy does it. Starting the day with all the naked old man balls (excluding mine which I'm used to), while an effective appetite suppressant, just doesn't click for me. Going at night and there is more aging brodog meatheads flopping their HGH-shrunken balls around.
My first day there, I asked this old guy for help with how the lock on the lockers work and he was really helpful. Right before stripping entirely buttass naked and walking off. Old guy. Buttass naked. A boat propeller tattoo'd on each of his asscheeks.
Yeah. CSB. But still more coherent than anything MM will string together today.
. We got a decent deal at the local fitness (dickinyoumouf) center so I've been adding in weights and taking some yoga classes on the weekend. Still trying to get into a routine that will support getting in a workout a couple times a week. Tried mornings after dropping Jr off and before work, but that makes for a late start to the day. Tried at night but that bumps up against closing time so I feel rushed out and can't take full advantage of getting a kurt in the sauna.I don't know how Flippy does it. Starting the day with all the naked old man balls (excluding mine which I'm used to), while an effective appetite suppressant, just doesn't click for me. Going at night and there is more aging brodog meatheads flopping their HGH-shrunken balls around.
My first day there, I asked this old guy for help with how the lock on the lockers work and he was really helpful. Right before stripping entirely buttass naked and walking off. Old guy. Buttass naked. A boat propeller tattoo'd on each of his asscheeks.
Yeah. CSB. But still more coherent than anything MM will string together today.
The more you do the early morning workouts, the better your body will acclimate. I'll do a small snack (kind bar or something) before gymming and then have an actual breakfast (okay sometimes not actual, but just a brotein drink) . But I also skip meals very often
It's a great routine I've been setting up to get my mornings going because of all the endorphins I get. Sometimes I'll have difficulty waking up but after a gym sesh, i'm pretty wired.
05-30-2019, 02:56 PM
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Yeah, the issue I have with morning is I either need to be up at the asscrack of dawn to go to the gym, work out, then get home to get Jr's day started and off to school to get to work on time. Or I need to get him off to school and then hit the gym, which sets the start of my day back by about an hour that I need to make up later. And for some reason, I've not been dealing with crippling insomnia for a while, so it's been difficult doing any work after midnight.
But now, with summer break, I might have some flexibility to get mornings going and then figure something out for the school year. I think Jr's gonna start riding the bus to school. He needs that dynamic. Maybe let him bring his nunchucks to brain some fools on the ride.
I do like the power (bottom) start to the day. But I also like burning to exhaustion at the gym in the evening too. I sleep like a drunken baby when I work out at night.
So I think the only real option is to find a sugarmomma that will allow me to just be a stay at home cuck. Get an Audi, gym all day, brotein and celery, etc...
But now, with summer break, I might have some flexibility to get mornings going and then figure something out for the school year. I think Jr's gonna start riding the bus to school. He needs that dynamic. Maybe let him bring his nunchucks to brain some fools on the ride.
I do like the power (bottom) start to the day. But I also like burning to exhaustion at the gym in the evening too. I sleep like a drunken baby when I work out at night.
So I think the only real option is to find a sugarmomma that will allow me to just be a stay at home cuck. Get an Audi, gym all day, brotein and celery, etc...
05-30-2019, 03:39 PM
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I can't stand gyms
Just get your gains at home or at the office
Shit
Just get your gains at home or at the office
Shit
05-30-2019, 05:30 PM
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fuck joe..
free weights + resistance bands.. owner of the store shit.
less reps, less weight, more engagement
free weights + resistance bands.. owner of the store shit.
less reps, less weight, more engagement
05-30-2019, 05:38 PM
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05-30-2019, 05:57 PM
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Rub... Rub it on your dick.
05-30-2019, 06:29 PM
LOL...that's an STD fo sho
05-30-2019, 06:31 PM
I gave up on gyms a long time ago...
good to bird watch, I guess but in the time it takes to drive to a fro...you could have gone for a brisk
2 mile run and done pushups pullups dips planks in your driveway before the family even realized
you're gone.
I like looking for places to do those things randomly around the office or yard or out and about too...
good to bird watch, I guess but in the time it takes to drive to a fro...you could have gone for a brisk
2 mile run and done pushups pullups dips planks in your driveway before the family even realized
you're gone.
I like looking for places to do those things randomly around the office or yard or out and about too...
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05-30-2019, 06:38 PM
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Just to be clear, birds == old man balls in Florida
05-30-2019, 06:42 PM
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If FJ were white, I'd recommend he get one of those overpriced exercise thingamajigs that white people love to use.. the cycle rowing yoga bullshit thing. Or actually get a kayak and bicycle and roll the thousands he saved into cocaine.
05-30-2019, 06:44 PM
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Double down on the weight loss and such
05-30-2019, 09:16 PM
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05-30-2019, 09:34 PM
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05-31-2019, 12:05 AM
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Meanwhile, in Mississippi...
05-31-2019, 12:09 AM
So, I started going to the gym. Need to get back into a shape other than "blob", so I'm trying to get back into running . We got a decent deal at the local fitness (dickinyoumouf) center so I've been adding in weights and taking some yoga classes on the weekend. Still trying to get into a routine that will support getting in a workout a couple times a week. Tried mornings after dropping Jr off and before work, but that makes for a late start to the day. Tried at night but that bumps up against closing time so I feel rushed out and can't take full advantage of getting a kurt in the sauna.
I don't know how Flippy does it. Starting the day with all the naked old man balls (excluding mine which I'm used to), while an effective appetite suppressant, just doesn't click for me. Going at night and there is more aging brodog meatheads flopping their HGH-shrunken balls around.
My first day there, I asked this old guy for help with how the lock on the lockers work and he was really helpful. Right before stripping entirely buttass naked and walking off. Old guy. Buttass naked. A boat propeller tattoo'd on each of his asscheeks.
Yeah. CSB. But still more coherent than anything MM will string together today.
. We got a decent deal at the local fitness (dickinyoumouf) center so I've been adding in weights and taking some yoga classes on the weekend. Still trying to get into a routine that will support getting in a workout a couple times a week. Tried mornings after dropping Jr off and before work, but that makes for a late start to the day. Tried at night but that bumps up against closing time so I feel rushed out and can't take full advantage of getting a kurt in the sauna.I don't know how Flippy does it. Starting the day with all the naked old man balls (excluding mine which I'm used to), while an effective appetite suppressant, just doesn't click for me. Going at night and there is more aging brodog meatheads flopping their HGH-shrunken balls around.
My first day there, I asked this old guy for help with how the lock on the lockers work and he was really helpful. Right before stripping entirely buttass naked and walking off. Old guy. Buttass naked. A boat propeller tattoo'd on each of his asscheeks.
Yeah. CSB. But still more coherent than anything MM will string together today.
Cant do evening time. Granted more womens but too many hey bro college kids like MM, thinking they are the shit.
morning time, old ass white men with shriveled balls and people who have jobs, that’s what I like!
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05-31-2019, 12:21 AM
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College kid? Are you serious...
05-31-2019, 06:12 AM
LOL, no, College Kids have a bit more sense.
05-31-2019, 07:28 AM
Whats up with RDX owners?
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I admire those that have no problem waking up at 5a to go to the gym and not requiring a nap when they're done.
That's why I go to the gym between 4 and 5pm - plus there's all the milfs getting their steps in on the treadmills around that time.
That's why I go to the gym between 4 and 5pm - plus there's all the milfs getting their steps in on the treadmills around that time.
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05-31-2019, 07:44 AM
I know you take vids.
Don't hold out, bro.
Don't hold out, bro.
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civicdrivr (05-31-2019)
05-31-2019, 07:46 AM
now that would be oddly satisfying to watch
05-31-2019, 07:49 AM
Not as satisfying as your poison ivy vid...
I enjoyed that.
I enjoyed that.
05-31-2019, 07:57 AM
first time ever getting poison ivy'd
05-31-2019, 07:59 AM
I was in the backyard doing the lawn on an early saturday morning.
some indian lady comes through the back yard and I get startled almost pullin that thing from my waistband
she's like "can I get some Gardenia's on the side of your house? and can you help me get the tall ones!?"
i'm like...okay, i'll pause my mowing just for you!
and reached into an ivy vine
some indian lady comes through the back yard and I get startled almost pullin that thing from my waistband
she's like "can I get some Gardenia's on the side of your house? and can you help me get the tall ones!?"
i'm like...okay, i'll pause my mowing just for you!
and reached into an ivy vine
05-31-2019, 08:02 AM
Safety Car
05-31-2019, 08:03 AM
Safety Car
05-31-2019, 08:05 AM
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DYHI? or nah
05-31-2019, 08:21 AM
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Had her seeing Vishnu.
Or Asdzaa Nadleehe.
Depending on dot or feather.
Or Asdzaa Nadleehe.
Depending on dot or feather.
05-31-2019, 08:47 AM
What's the lesson here, Justin.
If an Indian woman asks you to pick her Gardenia, the answer is let me put a condom on first.
Poison Ivy is no joke.
If an Indian woman asks you to pick her Gardenia, the answer is let me put a condom on first.
Poison Ivy is no joke.
05-31-2019, 08:47 AM
and really...does your Gardenia bush normally look like it's missing a lot of flowers cause you know that bitch is probably picking them
when you're not around and just not saying anything. Start leaving Blanket in the yard!
when you're not around and just not saying anything. Start leaving Blanket in the yard!
05-31-2019, 10:13 AM
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Yeah, the issue I have with morning is I either need to be up at the asscrack of dawn to go to the gym, work out, then get home to get Jr's day started and off to school to get to work on time. Or I need to get him off to school and then hit the gym, which sets the start of my day back by about an hour that I need to make up later. And for some reason, I've not been dealing with crippling insomnia for a while, so it's been difficult doing any work after midnight.
But now, with summer break, I might have some flexibility to get mornings going and then figure something out for the school year. I think Jr's gonna start riding the bus to school. He needs that dynamic. Maybe let him bring his nunchucks to brain some fools on the ride.
I do like the power (bottom) start to the day. But I also like burning to exhaustion at the gym in the evening too. I sleep like a drunken baby when I work out at night.
So I think the only real option is to find a sugarmomma that will allow me to just be a stay at home cuck. Get an Audi, gym all day, brotein and celery, etc...
But now, with summer break, I might have some flexibility to get mornings going and then figure something out for the school year. I think Jr's gonna start riding the bus to school. He needs that dynamic. Maybe let him bring his nunchucks to brain some fools on the ride.
I do like the power (bottom) start to the day. But I also like burning to exhaustion at the gym in the evening too. I sleep like a drunken baby when I work out at night.
So I think the only real option is to find a sugarmomma that will allow me to just be a stay at home cuck. Get an Audi, gym all day, brotein and celery, etc...
Luckily for me, I don't typically have an issue with 'not enough sleep' so even if i sleep late, I still manage to wake up early to gym before starting my work day at a regular time..
In other words... #humblebrag #blessed #iwokeuplikethis
05-31-2019, 10:17 AM
well if your body revolts at the first sign of milk or alcohol product you probably don't need a whole lot of working out to have the body of Adonis.
05-31-2019, 10:31 AM
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Hey guise, I wake up early and workout then have a full productive day without requiring any stimulants
Let's suck dick
Let's suck dick
05-31-2019, 10:32 AM
i literally lol'd at that...
05-31-2019, 10:49 AM
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whoa whoa whoa...
who said anything about no stimlants
goes a long way
who said anything about no stimlants
goes a long way
05-31-2019, 10:52 AM
05-31-2019, 10:59 AM
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By snow, you mean snorting a smashed caffeine-free baby aspirin
And by coming down, you mean fluffing a bunch of dudes next to Kurt's stall
Just making sure I don't misunderstand
And by coming down, you mean fluffing a bunch of dudes next to Kurt's stall
Just making sure I don't misunderstand
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05-31-2019, 12:45 PM
Johnny stayed at my house once.
I can assure you everything Majofo just stated is true.
I can assure you everything Majofo just stated is true.
05-31-2019, 01:14 PM
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We all know this.
05-31-2019, 01:25 PM
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Really, my wife was the instigator in the whole gym thing. She likes doing the group fitness classes* and this place is really convenient, well equipped, and has lots of nice additions (pool, daycare for the kids, brotein/kurtsandwich counter, thoiboi saunas, and shit like that).
I tagged on as a family member so the amortized cost is pretty low for us. The pool alone is worth it to me since that's the one thing I always wanted access to when I was running and needed a low impact cardio recovery day. But then I started taking these yoga classes and it's kicking my ass, but feels good. Hopefully I'll be able to suck my own dick soon.
Access to the weights is a bonus, and having a whole flight of dreadmills is nice for inclement weather.
Plus the treadMILFs, like flippy said.
I'm giving it a year and will reevaluate.
*Remember: she drives the 4runner, I don't have an Audi, and her sidearm of choice is a .45... So think reallllly well about making a "group fitness" joke... Cuz she'll kill your ass. Also might do murder to you.
I tagged on as a family member so the amortized cost is pretty low for us. The pool alone is worth it to me since that's the one thing I always wanted access to when I was running and needed a low impact cardio recovery day. But then I started taking these yoga classes and it's kicking my ass, but feels good. Hopefully I'll be able to suck my own dick soon.
Access to the weights is a bonus, and having a whole flight of dreadmills is nice for inclement weather.
Plus the treadMILFs, like flippy said.
I'm giving it a year and will reevaluate.
*Remember: she drives the 4runner, I don't have an Audi, and her sidearm of choice is a .45... So think reallllly well about making a "group fitness" joke... Cuz she'll kill your ass. Also might do murder to you.
05-31-2019, 02:12 PM
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That's some ladiboi shit you just shared FJ
I'm going to forget you said any of that
Watch this:
I'm going to forget you said any of that
Watch this: