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Old 05-20-2019, 04:57 PM
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passed a job interview with flying colors.
now to pass the piss test.
Congrats on the new jerb!
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I could give you a sample and it'd look like you'd never even seen the color green.
It detects narcos too FJ... and peyote
Way to blow up my business plan. I intentionally didn't mention what it *would* come back with. Just that it would come up showing clean AF for MJ.
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If you look real close at Kurt's Audi CUCC rings..
You'll see a BFF relationship between Kurt and ladiboi
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Way to blow up my business plan. I intentionally didn't mention what it *would* come back with. Just that it would come up showing clean AF for MJ.
I blame Taco
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Should probably use J's piss anyways
It comes back so hot, they'll think it's a glitch
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Welp, back to being inactive now.

The cesspool circle jerk on here made me lose quite a bit of brain cells just reading through.
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Old 05-20-2019, 05:29 PM
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Welp, back to being inactive now.

The cesspool circle jerk on here made me lose quite a bit of brain cells just reading through.
Hows the bottom end of the M5 holding up?
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Old 05-20-2019, 05:57 PM
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cut shaft, inner boot, 30 minutes max? ... Seems generous.
probably with socks on
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Old 05-20-2019, 05:59 PM
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I'll cut your butthole out and make a cock sheath out of it
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Waiting for Maj to come in here and talk about taking someone dick to the throat and make it come out their ass.
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I'll cut your butthole out and make a cock sheath out of it
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Cut your lips off too and make it a cock ring over the sheath

stupid page bug caught an oldie

still relevant a year later
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Old 05-20-2019, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by srika
I’m doing some car videos, I’ll show you so you all can make fun of me too


Originally Posted by justnspace
passed a job interview with flying colors.
now to pass the piss test.


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No detection of drugs, but you are pregnant!
Probably.

Originally Posted by thoiboi
stupid page bug caught an oldie

still relevant a year later
Claasic Majfo.
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passed a job interview with flying colors.
now to pass the piss test.


Great to hear, sir.
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I’m gonna miss shit kurt
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I’m gonna miss shit kurt
FFS... But you are shit kurt...
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got a biohazard bag filled with pee chillin under my nutsack
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Old 05-21-2019, 07:23 AM
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got a biohazard bag filled with pee chillin under my nutsack
My ninja
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Old 05-21-2019, 07:29 AM
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LOL...
that's a typical Friday night for Justin.
When is the piss test?
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Old 05-21-2019, 07:36 AM
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today! test expires 5/21/19 at 6PM
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test expires today at 6pm!
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I want you employed.
I want another crack at YOTM!
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Tried something new today. Dropped WagonJr off at school and went to the gym before work.

Whole lotta old man balls swinging in the locker room that early.
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I let my nuts hang.

If that wasn't clear.
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Old 05-21-2019, 10:52 AM
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So sounds like you'll be regularly frequenting said locker room?
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Old 05-21-2019, 11:04 AM
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Tried something new today. Dropped WagonJr off at school and went to the gym before work.

Whole lotta old man balls swinging in the locker room that early.
well shit, I worked at Bally's and giving tours to the locker room was the worst part!

"here is our locker room and yes, that's an elderly man drying his balls under the hand dryer "
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Old 05-21-2019, 11:07 AM
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well shit, I worked at Bally's and giving tours to the locker room was the worst part!

"here is our locker room and yes, that's an elderly man drying his balls under the hand dryer "
shit... i thought the gym i was going to was the only that that had that...
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Kurt be in the locker room holding a sign
Free Ball Washing, Draining, and Drying Service
$20
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Old 05-21-2019, 04:26 PM
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To be clear, it'd be Kurt paying THEM $20, not the other way around
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Old 05-21-2019, 04:28 PM
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Should have read Taco's business plan
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Dang..
Someone didn't like his Business Plan

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Probably why he fucked off
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If you get molested by your dog, do you get fleas?
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IDK, kurt... Go get Enzo and find out for us...
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^time to suck today's culo!
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