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Old 02-07-2019, 10:48 AM
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Yours shits will almost be as bad as Tacos attitude.
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on that note; brother left out taco bell on the counter over night... threw that shit in the trash when I woke up...
this fool was like... HEY, that was my lunch...then proceeds to dig it out...

i'm like.....Bacteria from cold meat.
and he's like....it's SOY! then leaves...

I presume he ate that shit
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Taco Bell tacos are real meat


Jack in the Box tacos are soy.




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holy shit that's funny
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record him when he's shitting his brains out on the toilet later...


for science
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Take it apart and find out already
Damn buddy, settle down. I just said yesterday that I don't move that quickly on projects. Gimme 10 years.
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it does.
I bought it already.
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You all acting like you're not cool with eatin' that meat whats been left out all night.

Don't be cucky.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
XR is the brushless line, still 20V like non-XR
All 20V work with the higher rated batteries
The cells are wired in series as a 20V array then in parallel with other 20V series arrays for higher rated batteries

The config on higher rated batteries can switch to full series
Thus pushing voltage rating higher, but at same amps
Or 20V arrays in parrallel at higher amps
Thus the name Flex Volt.

I fricking love using my Flexvolt batteries on my non-flexvolt tools: OMT, Jigsaw, Impact Driver, Impact wrench.. Fleshlight.. It really gives the tools some extra oomph.

Now of course, the inverse is not true, you can't use 20V batteries on pure 60V Flexvolt tools like the Miter Saw, Grindr, Flexvolt recip, Circ saw, etc.
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one of my favorites is Char siu bao....

i dont care if they were left out for 2 days, I'm eating that shit
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If it passes the sniff test, I'll eat it.

Works for food too.
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you know the one that blows my mind: rice...


i read the interwebs that rice grows spores on it when you leave it out in room temp and as such, you must put it away in fridge if you're not eating it... Parents have been leaving it out forever... including overnight.. I stopped eating it if they have it overnight and just cook a new batch.

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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
If it passes the sniff test, I'll eat it.

Works for food too.

Don't be so picky..
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
you know the one that blows my mind: rice...


i read the interwebs that rice grows spores on it when you leave it out in room temp and as such, you must put it away in fridge if you're not eating it... Parents have been leaving it out forever... including overnight.. I stopped eating it if they have it overnight and just cook a new batch.
IF you dont eat it, bacteria wilL!!!!!!
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In b4 Maj chastises my asianhood about not eating rice blah blah kids in asia blah blah.. shameful..dishonor on parents blah blah
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just dont burn it.... i am disgracefur to my whore entire famiry
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mom beat me with chopstix for destroying plastic microwavable rice cooker
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every pause in her sentence was her exerting force.

Why.
The.
Fuck.
You.
Break
my
shit!?
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if it smells like fish, eat as you wish.
if it smells like cologne, leave it alone

goes for food, too.
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Old 02-07-2019, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
it does.
Thanks for the help

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i'd be disappointed if we didnt talk shit in real life...

like, what kind of boring friendships are these????
I'm pretty much the same IRL
Surfer Rick said so

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Toxic Tacos sounds like a fucking rad name for a taco chain..


I'm going to write a business plan and get it up and running, need investors, who's in?

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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Taco Bell tacos are real meat


Jack in the Box tacos are soy.

Bullshit.. maybe like 10% meat
The rest is cardboard and rat hair
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Old 02-07-2019, 11:28 AM
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Bullshit.. maybe like 10% meat
The rest is cardboard and rat hair
Way to give away the trade secrets
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Yeah, that rice thing scared me too. And it's not just a pleasant "poop yerself" illness either... It's like deathy.
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
you know the one that blows my mind: rice...
i read the interwebs that rice grows spores on it when you leave it out in room temp and as such, you must put it away in fridge if you're not eating it... Parents have been leaving it out forever... including overnight.. I stopped eating it if they have it overnight and just cook a new batch.
Pussy
Shame family name
You put the Ho in tHOi

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In b4 Maj chastises my asianhood about not eating rice blah blah kids in asia blah blah.. shameful..dishonor on parents blah blah
My family feel so bad for your family right now

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mom beat me with chopstix for destroying plastic microwavable rice cooker


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every pause in her sentence was her exerting force.

Why.
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Yeah, that rice thing scared me too. And it's not just a pleasant "poop yerself" illness either... It's like deathy.
red fuzzy mold on top is like a free penicillin shot
you're saving money x2 here y'all
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at least make flied lice out of it.. shit.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
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if it smells like fish, eat as you wish.
if it smells like cologne, leave it alone

goes for food, too.
Taco definitely sprays cologne on his junk
Sprays cologne on Tobey's junk too
Poor Tobey
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Justn's family is my favorite sitcom family
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I miss the who's quips.

'oh yeah, well at least I dont live with my mom'


both if not all rage quitters have to get that line in
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I wish I lived with mom..
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Don't forget this one brah

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Justin, did he ever get you pictures to prove any of his claims?
What I don't miss is you posting a fucking picture and then him referencing it a year later like he had some personal jack off file on you.
For some reason when Matt does it and turns it into a dick sucking gif, it's less offensive and creepy.
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
you know the one that blows my mind: rice...


i read the interwebs that rice grows spores on it when you leave it out in room temp and as such, you must put it away in fridge if you're not eating it... Parents have been leaving it out forever... including overnight.. I stopped eating it if they have it overnight and just cook a new batch.
We called the local health department years ago about this and they said it's fine left out... Inside Edition recently reported that fried rice was making peoole sick because guidelines or common practice was unclear on leaving it out...

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IF you dont eat it, bacteria wilL!!!!!!
True.

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if it smells like fish, eat as you wish.
if it smells like cologne, leave it alone

goes for food, too.
Also, true.
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https://www.iflscience.com/health-an...gealed/page-2/

07 FEB 2019, 14:22 Zach, 24, was having a problem with his penis. Rather than head to a doctor where he could have it dealt with in private, he decided to head onto a TV show where you show your troubled penis to a qualified doctor and hundreds of thousands of viewers.
"My willy, it won't function sometimes," he explained on British TV show The Sex Clinic. "The foreskin goes above the f---ing bellend."



He was worried that he'd have to have his foreskin cut back, but that definitely wasn't the problem.

Zach, from Gloucestershire, England, told the show's nurse about his difficulties, before being referred to the consultant.

His foreskin had started to feel tight, especially during sex, and there was an unusual smell.

"I've been having sex for years, but only more recently my foreskin comes back behind the bell end."


He had been having the problem for nine months, but "one time I looked down and it alarmed me, I need[ed] to sort this out. It was congealed at the top... it looked grim. It smells foul. I [thought] I can't have this."

He described how it meant he sometimes left sex "unfinished", leaving him feeling like he'd "failed" and "my package has failed me. It's obviously frustrating because you know, it's your sex life."

His recent partner had told him he'd "gotten bigger", which should probably set off alarm bells, but he thought he might still be growing. The nurse was quick to tell him "How old are you, 24? I think you've stopped growing now babe."

She told him he'd probably gotten "bigger" due to swelling associated with balanoposthitis, inflammation of the penis and foreskin, and he was sent to see the consultant.

The consultant inspected his penis, pulling back the foreskin. He expressed discomfort and explained that "it felt unfamiliar". After pulling it back himself under her watch, he told Dr Naomi Sutton "I wouldn't naturally pull it back any further than that."



Dr Sutton asked him whether he had pulled back his foreskin any further than that when he was younger. From what he remembered he "wouldn't ever pull it back that far".

The cause of his discomfort had been found.

"Ok so this stuff underneath is called smegma," the doctor explained.

Smegma is a build-up of oil, shed skin, and moisture. This build-up is not healthy, and can lead to swelling and infection. It is perfectly treatable by washing, something it appears Zach had not done so far during his life.

The nurse asked him how he washed down there, and how thoroughly he washed underneath his foreskin, to which Zach replied: "I don't". As far as he could remember he had never pulled his foreskin back to wash underneath. Now it was too sensitive to approach with a flannel.

The bartender, who says he's slept with around 40 women, was told that washing properly would cause the discomfort and swelling to go down.

People were a bit grossed out by the segment.
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WTF?

Well, I was today years old when I found out that I should be washing my wiener.

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