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Old 01-28-2019, 06:03 PM
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What's the point of a bj with no O?
You're finally understanding Kurt
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What's the point of a job?


le sigh... barely on his first day
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Old 01-28-2019, 06:24 PM
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le sigh... barely on his first day
To make money and go from douche to total shitstain. Then tell eBros how much you make to make them feel better about their lives by gracing them with your presence.



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Old 01-28-2019, 06:26 PM
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Is that in the book?
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Old 01-28-2019, 06:37 PM
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Read the section on how to get your wife to be top 10% of earners in America.
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Read the section on how to get your wife to be top 10% of earners in America.
If the wife is in top 10%, what is expected of the hubby?
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Read the section on how to get your wife to be top 10% of earners in America.
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I came across this by accident while looking up YouTube videos of people driving the dragon in a TSX.
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Looking for sketch vids on YouTube

Not even Kurt's mum would believe that story
and she's seen Kurt look up some sketch shit

Like that time he was looking up "how to blow up a balloon"
But was really looking for a bunch of dudes blowing each other (3G Ramblings Part Trois)
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Wait until he reports back about how he was "searching for some pineapple upside down cake recipes and found out how to blow his load for dudes more impressively".

L-Arginine 1000mg (erection and stamina)
Maca 1000mg (libido and intensity)
Zinc 50mg (volume and intensity)
Pygeum 200mg (precum volume)
Lecithin 1200mg (volume)
Celery Seed 500mg (color and volume)
Drink ~1.5 gallons of water a day
Celery...two stalks (color and volume)
A cup of pineapple juice (taste)
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Looking for sketch vids on YouTube

Not even Kurt's mum would believe that story
and she's seen Kurt look up some sketch shit

Like that time he was looking up "how to blow up a balloon"
But was really looking for a bunch of dudes blowing each other (3G Ramblings Part Trois)

In a British accent.
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So tiny
Yeah, mine is.
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Coworker bought a 2019 Camaro 2SS. I was surprised how not shitty it is. The sound is amazing and it has blind spot warnings so you can change lanes.

But seriously, that engine noise is intoxicating.
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Yeah, mine is.
Not so bad, guys...
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Coworker bought a 2019 Camaro 2SS. I was surprised how not shitty it is. The sound is amazing and it has blind spot warnings so you can change lanes.

But seriously, that engine noise is intoxicating.
But you're a cuck Kurt
Never forget, you and Taintor are bros
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ZL1 1LE or die
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But you're a cuck Kurt
Never forget, you and Taintor are bros
Fuck no! H is saintor's soul sister with his cuckmobile. I bought used like a fourth rate cuck. Also, S5 if more cuck life than the S4 because 5 is bigger than 4
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Fuck new cars.

Gimme a 67 swb
68 camaro
66 chevelle

thats my dream garage.
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Maybe a Bel Air. Those things are fucking nice too.
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I'm just sticking to the 90's for my deep, dark garage dreams...
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Mornin'
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A Belair?
I can appreciate them but they do NOTHING for me.

65 Conti and I loved it before Entourage...
and there's a 60's GTO I love too...
looked it up, also a 65.

But I'm with MM on this one...the classics are great...90's...
but I also do fucks with the new shit. All that power and efficiency...

an LS sound when fired up is super intoxicating!
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Guy at work bought a package deal ship to this performance company Mustang GT.
$57000...ends up with whipple charged 710 wheel HP and a bad ass appearance.
Very cool...but auto and bought not built. #pride #metoo

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So I get to work and no one's there. I called, no answer. No one told me they were closed/opening late today.
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Currently sitting in the neighboring parking lot waiting for someone to show up.
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Did they realize you might shoot the place up if they fired you so they just quietly changed locations overnight?
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I'm calling every 30 mins. or so, that way, if no one shows and I eventually leave, they can't say I didn't try. Missed calls will be on their and my call logs.

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I think I meant.


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Wes, what do you do again?
Are you on the side of a Home Depot yelling out "Azulejo"!?!??!
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No man, I'm sitting in front of a Walmart Market, lol!
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We don't close on rain days. Yeah, It's snowing an hour north, but it's just a cool rain here, heck, sun is starting to come out.


I was planning on taking a nap and making $70.
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lol...$70?
how do you plan to suck 3.5 dicks while you sleep?
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