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I'll try but I dont really understand, where gave I been too aggressive with the joking?
What does Maj do that is so special? I remember not long after I registered he was right there on me every day. He's a true class act here on AZ, a forever legend!
If it makes anyone feel better you all have my full consent to post anything you think or feel about me. I remember when I was that guy, in the"My Baby, My Baby" thread.... Remember?
But if this is about taco I'm only bringing it up becauss I'm worried about him. I hope He's alright. He's been a top poster here for years, he just disappeared...
Pussy
Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Thanks for the reality check, Kurt!
Is this any of this even real?
It's like my world is only about posting all of the time. Have I become a robot?
Never listen to Kurt
or ladiboi
Unless you want to suck dick, for not that much cash
Originally Posted by kurtatx
Maj has been here literally forever and he is genuinely a good guy (sidenote: eat a dick, @Majofo ).
Remember, we all genuinely like each other here. We all have feelings and we push a lot of boundaries. But wrecks and crashes are not usually okay on car forums (a lot of them have their own threads to post those kinds of pictures). Here's the deal: Never, ever, ever, ever joke about destroying something people are passionate about. This is an automotive forum. Don't joke about wrecking other people's cars.
Taco couldn't handle Majofo and now he's gone. That's all there is to take from that situation.
Nobody can handle Majofo
inb4 have no idea what you guys are talking aboooot
Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Ok. I feel like it's clear now. I feel the same way about it. I've seen how long sone of you all have been on here. Maj and Yummy are going on 12 years strong!
Majofo doesn't hate anyone
If I make a meme of you, or a video, or generally acknowledge your existence
You can be sure that I have love for you
Especially if said meme / vid / reference involves sucking down a hot dog / kielbasa / pickle / etc
Majofo doesn't hate anyone
If I make a meme of you, or a video, or generally acknowledge your existence
You can be sure that I have love for you
Especially if said meme / vid / reference involves sucking down a hot dog / kielbasa / pickle / etc
Originally Posted by Majofo
Pussy
Never listen to Kurt
or ladiboi
Unless you want to suck dick, for not that much cash
Nobody can handle Majofo
inb4 have no idea what you guys are talking aboooot
I think there were at least 10 Chapters added per the last update (Cu2), but we'll likely never know how it ends
Spoiler
Split Open and Pummeled
the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.
Acknowledgements
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The Art of Luring Indigent Business Students Into Your Basement to Feed Yourself Through the Winter)
Chapter 13, Sucks to Suck (The Fine Art of Sucking Dick)
Chapter 14, I Have a Huge Cock
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 16, Starting a Respectable Robot Collection
. Infographic 16-34.50: Transforming Your Devastator
Chapter 17, How to Become Rich From Hive Mentality
Chapter 18, How to be a Pussy
Chapter 19, How to be a True Alpha
Chapter 20, Okay, I lied, How to be a True Beta
Chapter 21, I Wish I Was a Beta... Sucks Being a Cuck
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 23, Women, the Downfall of Man (How to train a Tobey to Taco your Timbits)
Chapter 24, Doggystyle - a Gentleman's Guide to banging a Hockey Mom and watching the Oilers loose at the same time
Chapter 25, MAF and Getting a GED
Chapter 26, Bros before Hos
Chapter 27, Loyalties before Royalties
Chapter 28, Move On Already!
Chapter 29, Sneaking in the Backdoor (Letting Drizzy Drake Get up in Your Feelings)
Chapter 30, Pics or GTFO (How to Create a Fake Girlfriend Online)
Chapter 31, Using your Fat Photos to Motivate you into Skinny Jeans (How to market your IG for your new fitspo lifestyle)
Chapter 32, How to live a low-carb lifestyle (Binging on Cauli Poutine covered with sugar-free Maple Syrup)
Chapter 33, How to Bulk (Getting in your Brotein while stretching out your TMJ - bonus knee pad recommendations)
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street
Chapter 36, X: Solving For
Chapter 37, X: Gonna Give It To Ya
Chapter 38, How to Relieve Upper Thigh Tension (Hot Tubbing and Saunaing with your Gym Bros)
Chapter 39, Using Maple Syrup for Salty Ass
Chapter 40, Being Tall Upstairs and Short Downstairs (Pubis Grooming Guide)
Chapter 41, How to Read
Chapter 42, How to make 20 loonies in 5 minutes (Tales of the glory hole)
Chapter 43, How to make 1 Million CAD / year ($300 USD / year)
Chapter 44, Dissecting the Mind; How to Psychoanalyze an Asshole on the Internet
Chapter 45, How to Stoke a Fire
Chapter 46, Invention of Sucking Dick (Tales of a LadiBoi)
Chapter 47, What you Drive is as Important as the Clothes you Wear (Using the Miata / Jizzmo to Get Ass)
Chapter 48: Taco Becomes Metro
Chapter 49, Haute Couture in the Cold Yukon Tundra (dEdmonton's Guide to Fashion)
Chapter 50, Ultra Luxe Lookbook for the Discerning Gentleman (How to look Gay AF like TacoBello from Acurazine)
Chapter 51, Shoes and Accessories 101 (Poor man's guide to Coach loafers, Gucci belts, and Burberry sunglasses)
Chapter 52, How to Bro Down
Chapter 53, How to Identify Toxic Individuals that give Automatik Respeks to Blacks
Chapter 54, How to Party through College and Still Graduate (Civil Engineering Track)
Chapter 55, Editor-at-Large (How to Ghost Edit "your" Publication)
Chapter 56, How to Keep a Child's Ass Clean in Preparation for Anal Sex (Chris Hansen Edition)
Chapter 57, The Secret to Losing Weight (YMMV)
Chapter 58, Being Very Very Tall
Chapter 59, TacoBello nearly dies from Dysentery and General Malaise (A Cautionary Tale of Getting Your Burrito Stuffed in a Gas Station Stall)
Chapter 60, Dissecting the Conflicts in the Middle East and Central Asia to Help Identify your Inner Conflicts
Chapter 61, English Grammar for Dummies
Chapter 62, How to Start a Marijuana Biz (You Should Have Read My Business Plan El-Jeffucboi-Eh)
Chapter 63, How to Cultivate teh Best BudKush on the Planet (A Cuck's Guide to 99.999% THCees)
Chapter 64, Where to Purchase Illicit Drugs in North America (How to find a Plug; for Butt Plugs, read Chapter 22)
Chapter 65, At Least I Don’t Look Like I Have Down Syndrome
Chapter 66, Why Everyone Treats Kurt like Shit
Chapter 67, X: Still Looking For
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 69, Spoonfeeding
Chapter 70, Exploring Options
Chapter 71, Gaslighting, Grooming, and General Mind Games
Chapter 72, Bars, Nightlife, and Picking a Stud
Chapter 73, Optional Exploring
Chapter 74, Full on Cuckoldry
Epilogue, Purchased Audi
Well, too late. Done as part of the prep today. Winters are messy here and frankly, I am too lazy to clean in between the circles of the logo on the trunk. So, nix on the logo.
My question is... H had teh sea creature, previously shopped AMG
Now has an S... does H drive like race car driver?
Or just go slow, make sure he's seen.
I can't picture H driving like a maniac
Crazy yes, like typical driver
But like race car driver
idk..
My question is... H had teh sea creature, previously shopped AMG
Now has an S... does H drive like race car driver?
Or just go slow, make sure he's seen.
I can't picture H driving like a maniac
Crazy yes, like typical driver
But like race car driver
idk..
I'm always about 4-5 mph above the speed limit...I don't like speeding tickets so, just high enough that cops and radar let me go.
And I do drive like a hooligan if it's late at night and there is nearly no traffic. Esp. fun to slide around when turning during the winters. Summertime, if time allows and I'm in the Rockies, I do like the smell of burnt rubber as I drive up mountain roads (i.e. Norquay).
01-14-2019, 10:39 AM
sesh this morning.
this week off!!
driver
