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Old 12-07-2018, 10:28 AM
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As long as I can keep them both in separate parks, I should be fine.
Pro tip: don't get them park hoppers


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Man I wish we still had our annual pass, I would have just gone in the park for some broasted chicken at Plaza Inn..


Find the brother with a fine snow bunny wife and 25 kids,wouldn't be too hard to point out in the crowd right
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I'm still annoyed that I didn't make it into the book until Chapter 46
Johnny, if I were to guess, Adam has been taking notes of your activities for some time
This book seems to really capture your exploits and areas of great expertise.
I see your essence in many chapters, to name a few: 13, 18, 20, 34, 38, 42, 43, 46, 61, 65, 66, 68, 69, 70, 73
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Maj has never referred to me as that.. I'm freaking the fuck out right now..



and not in the good way either
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Maj has never referred to me as that.. I'm freaking the fuck out right now..



and not in the good way either
Yeah, I don't like this at all.
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I have figured out Mystery Meat. If you want to know if a joke is played out, check if Mystery Meat has told it. If he has, it's past its time. Otherwise, it's okay to keep using.
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Midnight Mystery has a fine sense of humor and good wit.
I'm praying that he finds a job that suits him and pays him a reasonable wage.
It's not good for your spirit to continue to struggle, and I hope his struggles soon settle.
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Midnight Mystery has a fine sense of humor and good wit.
I'm praying that he finds a job that suits him and pays him a reasonable wage.
It's not good for your spirit to continue to struggle, and I hope his struggles soon settle.
So I am super confused.

Maj was a nice guy who gave everyone crap on A-Zine.

Now Maj is a nice guy who, in order to give everyone crap on A-Zine, is now being a nice guy.

What an interesting time we live in
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So he's like a living breathing expiration date?
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Is this what they meant when America was going to be great again?


because I don't fucking like it.. not one bit.
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So he's like a living breathing expiration date?
He's the line where a joke goes from "that's pretty funny" to "damn, that's old".

Like, when MM posts a bunch of book shit, the joke is old and should be retired.

He's a decent guy, but his role is his role.
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Midnight Mystery has a fine sense of humor and good wit.
I'm praying that he finds a job that suits him and pays him a reasonable wage.
It's not good for your spirit to continue to struggle, and I hope his struggles soon settle.


Thanks, Maj...


The worst part of it is that I can't, for the life of me, remember how important this is... I know it, but I don't feel connected to it anymore and that scares me... It doesn't even feel real, to tell the truth...
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I don’t like this new Majofo.
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Today is horrible and I hate everything, please fix it for me please!
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I think I need caffeine...
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You're alive, you can breathe, you can see, you have a voice
Tomorrow is a new day, and a new day after that
Every day is a blessing, regardless if some days feel better than others
You are blessed, stay blessed
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What is going on in here
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What is going on in here
Maj is being nice to everyone
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You're alive, you can breathe, you can see, you have a voice
Tomorrow is a new day, and a new day after that
Every day is a blessing, regardless if some days feel better than others
You are blessed, stay blessed


Thanks!!! What's got me worried is who I really am, and how I'm not that person today... Never in my life did I ever think I'd be what would hold me back... It's been a steady downfall for 5+ years now and it's catching up... I don't notice something went wrimong until it's already done... I feel like I'm constantsly fighting to get back what I didn't value yesterday... Tomorrow is so far off the horizon because how can I be taken seriously when it's obvoius that something is distracting me on the inside... It's like I can only give 1/2 my attention to something, the voice and music in my head never quiets down enough to hear over it... Being around me you would think I'm deaf because I always say "what, repeat" but not because I'm deaf, mainly, I'm distracted... And I think it shows...
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Dammit, if I just had something to be committed to... That would make me not want to change it all constantly...
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I'm here... Maybe it's because I've been alone in unfamiliar cities for a couple months now leaving me to just slip into this scary mindset... I literally have no human contact with anyone other than my mother who comes to help me during the week and maybe a cashier in a store or something... Sometimes I'm golden but mostly I'm passive...
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Hang in there, dude

I've got no choice but I have no confidence...
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Ok... I feel a lot better now... I can handle this... Thanks guys!!!
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Ok... I feel a lot better now... I can handle this... Thanks guys!!!
You've got one of two options: sink or swim.

And sinking isn't an option.
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I'm going to think about my future... Not too far out where it intimidates me, but like the next 3-6 months... What I can control now... Then go from there...


I mean, I must be good for something... Hell, five years ago, I was on the edge of opening a Detail/Repair garage in my driveway and then just stopped...


It's not like I can't or don't know how to work... It's just feels so funny to have to ask... I'm used to being sourced out or plain hunted down by someone saying, I need this or I need that........


Thinking about looking for a place next week, that way the money will last twice as long if things go slow, but really, I'll have an actual address...


As you all can probably tell I've done everything ass backwards my entire life...


Fucking Clinic for giving me a vaccine that likely made me autistic when I was about 5...


I feel like if I act normal I'd be heard with the sheep... Like my sister hanging out in the mall constantly at 15... Tagged along a little, but when I was 15, hell no, wouldn't even go there... Didn't want to fit the stereotype... Now that im getting older, stereotypes seem to not exist as everyone just does as they do...


Also, you all are the only people under 50 that I've really interacted with in years...


If I'm seen arpund anyone my age, assumptions start happening... Had to keep my hands clean...


I'm talking about my school years guys^^^^^^ 2002-2015


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OK... Went off topic... What I'm trying to say is that I didn't want to be a rambunctious child so I turned off my ability to socialize if that makes sence... I'm not a dork, but I'm very quiet in person... I won't talk unless talked to...
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Back home from my trip. Tired as fawk...

Clearly, I have some catching up to do.
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Going to shave all my hair off this weekend.

No more fades...
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Ok, MM. I know I bust your balls but Iím being serious now.

have you thought about going back to school?
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I'd recommend medication before school.
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Ok, MM. I know I bust your balls but Iím being serious now.

have you thought about going back to school?


Ok, so I need to survive first... I may go into a trade school later on... I need to feel this out and see where my life situation goes... I'll start looking at what trades I'd want after basic stability (3-12 months) Thanks for asking... I looked at CL and found jobs and housing with casual listings and not so much of a corporate tone... Odd, but I roll faster with that... All doors up!
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I'd recommend medication before school.

Need to start hitting the caffeine!
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Why do I feel like I just read the script for the original nixed version of mallrats?
MM, you made all of us like you despite great odds and challenges...you're not a failure, man. There's hope.
And being social online can translate into great friendships in person, trust me.

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Why do I feel like I just read the script for the original nixed version of mallrats?
MM, you made all of us like despite great odds and challenges...you're not a failure, man. There's hope.
And being social online can translate into great friendships in person, trust me.
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