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Old 12-03-2018, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by nist7
almost 2 billion ppl, exception to every rule can be found in china

what mis-interpretation. i said nothing about beating kids. just that some families probably don't keep kids the center of their life-universe, everyone was posting about how much time/money it costs to have kids as they take over parents life....but seems like this doesn't have to be the case
You think kids being a time and money sink is a choice?
You really confused breh

It's not a choice
Raising kids and making sure they're not complete fuckups is not a choice, it's an investment
It's not the same as spoiling your kids as you wrote

I bet your LP is Akamai..
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Old 12-03-2018, 05:38 PM
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no wonder some ppl just choose not to have kids......

understandable though, lot of kids need some sense made into them
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Old 12-03-2018, 05:40 PM
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Edward James Olmos was married to my cousin holmes.. he really touched those ninos

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Didn’t taco say he didn’t want kids, then got Tobey.

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Old 12-03-2018, 05:57 PM
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Is that bad?
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Old 12-03-2018, 06:00 PM
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Poor Tobey.

Taco we just lickin the peanut butter between your toes.
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Then we have MM.

poor MM, probably bunkin with ninjas no pussy, stressed out I feel yah....



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Old 12-03-2018, 06:05 PM
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Why is Tobey poor? Taco is a rich bish now with his business ventures.
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Old 12-03-2018, 06:08 PM
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I wish. I still haven’t heard from that prince about my millions he promised me.

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Tobey is rich with love.
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Old 12-03-2018, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Why is Tobey poor? Taco is a rich bish now with his business ventures.
Because trickle-down economics is a scam
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Old 12-03-2018, 06:11 PM
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Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
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Old 12-03-2018, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Tobey is rich with love.
Then Tobey isn't poor.




Weirdos.
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Old 12-03-2018, 08:32 PM
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I think Tobey is middle class, for sure.
Off brand PB and all...
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Old 12-03-2018, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I think Tobey is middle class, for sure.
Off brand PB and all...
So, he's Bourgeois

Again...not poor. Dafuq, did you all fail Econ 101?
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Old 12-03-2018, 09:17 PM
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H is turning Kurt on us

Tobey can't buy a Grand Seiko or a Baby Tuna
and he licks Taco's peanut butter smothered ass
then swallows his timbits

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Old 12-03-2018, 09:25 PM
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Old 12-03-2018, 09:31 PM
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wow.. that's some quality primo chopping...
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Old 12-03-2018, 10:35 PM
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When I was a kid, dad would come home and we'd be able to hear him from a block away by the rumbling from the rusted out cherry bombs on the C-10. He'd pull up to the house and come blazing in, slamming the screen door, already drunk and pissed at the world, and us kids would scatter like cockroaches when the lights turned on. It was every kid for themselves and you didn't want to be the last one in sight, and mercy on your soul if you were caught on the couch.

Dad would saunter over to the 19-inch Trinitron he picked up in trade for some off-the-clock plumbing work at some prissy pants middle class mcmansion on the other side of town, and he'd run his hand over the back of the set to see if it was warm...

"And what exactly did *you* accomplish today?" he'd say, in a semi mocking accusatory tone; heavy inflection on the "you", inflecting that it was a retorical question that he already knew the answer to... "Not a gawtdamn thing I bet... just sittin around onyer ass allday watching the gawtdamn teevhee and..."

*Whap* the first backhanded slap would come mid sentence as if to emphasize that time was money and while we didn't have much of the latter, the former was in abundance when it came to "building character" as he liked to refer to the beatings. "No good piece of shit..." *whap* "...never gonna amount to nothin'..." *whap* "...ungrateful waste of life..." *Whap whap whap*

But then he'd get that serious look on his face, with the distant stare, hollow eyes, like he wasn't so much looking *at* you as *through* you, and he'd take pause and carefully and deliberately get right in your face and say, "you're never going anywhere in life... Thirty fuckin' years from now, you'll be sitting right there on that fuckin' couch, drunk yourself, beating your own wife and kids, and acting like an asshole on the internet. Why don't you make a business plan or something"

And then we'd call Tobey over and make him lick peanut butter off our balls.
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Old 12-03-2018, 10:38 PM
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Ass beat gannnnnnnng
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Old 12-03-2018, 10:42 PM
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FJ pops a real1
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Old 12-03-2018, 10:52 PM
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Don't lie Cul0, that was last night wasn't it...


And your "dad" was actually you.

Trinitron... Jeez that's some 1% shit right there...
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There goes ladiboi
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Old 12-04-2018, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
When I was a kid, dad would come home and we'd be able to hear him from a block away by the rumbling from the rusted out cherry bombs on the C-10. He'd pull up to the house and come blazing in, slamming the screen door, already drunk and pissed at the world, and us kids would scatter like cockroaches when the lights turned on. It was every kid for themselves and you didn't want to be the last one in sight, and mercy on your soul if you were caught on the couch.

Dad would saunter over to the 19-inch Trinitron he picked up in trade for some off-the-clock plumbing work at some prissy pants middle class mcmansion on the other side of town, and he'd run his hand over the back of the set to see if it was warm...

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*Whap* the first backhanded slap would come mid sentence as if to emphasize that time was money and while we didn't have much of the latter, the former was in abundance when it came to "building character" as he liked to refer to the beatings. "No good piece of shit..." *whap* "...never gonna amount to nothin'..." *whap* "...ungrateful waste of life..." *Whap whap whap*

But then he'd get that serious look on his face, with the distant stare, hollow eyes, like he wasn't so much looking *at* you as *through* you, and he'd take pause and carefully and deliberately get right in your face and say, "you're never going anywhere in life... Thirty fuckin' years from now, you'll be sitting right there on that fuckin' couch, drunk yourself, beating your own wife and kids, and acting like an asshole on the internet. Why don't you make a business plan or something"

And then we'd call Tobey over and make him lick peanut butter off our balls.


Good writing...



This is why I'm pretty much anti-MAN!
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Old 12-04-2018, 12:36 AM
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A stubborn asshole man desrves to get his ass kicked by his wife and kids...





But I like you guys...
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Old 12-04-2018, 12:37 AM
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Give man of the house an entirely different meaning...
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Old 12-04-2018, 06:34 AM
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You're just anti that type of man...
and pretty clearly, he was co-writing that for an excerpt in Adam's biography!
Good shit, FuckJoe...his Dad just wanted what's best for him! Cool off the TV before Dad gets home!
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Old 12-04-2018, 06:35 AM
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thank goodness this was before plasma,
you'd catch one as soon as he walked in and the room was warm
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Old 12-04-2018, 07:43 AM
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MM is a misandrist fem and Taco is a misogynist toxic male
It's like the clouds parted and the lord has given us a sign
It's almost like the book movie writes itself

A rich alpha male, with countless girlfriends, dissatisfied in life
A broke country girl with a great outlook on life, worlds apart
But when you least expect it, fate can open the door
Now, the girl that was invisible, is all he can see
This Christmas, no matter who you are, destiny will find you
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Old 12-04-2018, 07:46 AM
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10/10 would watch read.
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MM ain’t no man bruh.
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So the USPS is closed tomorrow for Mr. Bush mourning.
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Ups fed ex and amazon got the shot end of the stick. Fuck y’all, you have to work.

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Hurry up TRX.. fuckers

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Fuck.. the Rebel 1500 is 55k.. teh shit.
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well, if it follows any of the other dodge's high end truck models, wont sell...then you could scoop one up on the cheap.

them track hawk's still sittin
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He's a Durango Straight Raisin Tarnation kinda guy though...
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i bet them durango R/T's are a steal as well!

fun fact; dad had a 1st gen durango. very cool when it worked! lol
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