The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
I dont know why i found that funny
09-13-2018, 10:40 AM
#7122
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You ninny crabs
Mimi just the mamasan fool
Old ass biddie take all your money up front
Young1418 year old asian sex slave in back table bath then drain your dick
Mimi just the mamasan fool
Old ass biddie take all your money up front
Young
09-13-2018, 10:40 AM
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09-13-2018, 10:41 AM
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But if you *want* her services... 
09-13-2018, 10:41 AM
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Everyone has a price.
09-13-2018, 10:42 AM
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09-13-2018, 10:43 AM
#7127
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Ask thots.. he was young asian sex slave
Now he old asian sex slave
still a spinner tho
Now he old asian sex slave
still a spinner tho
09-13-2018, 10:44 AM
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meat spinner 
09-13-2018, 10:46 AM
#7129
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I'm... I'm not even going down this path 
09-13-2018, 10:47 AM
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Oh NOW you've decided to show some class 
09-13-2018, 10:48 AM
#7131
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I remember when Justn would always write butt instead of but.
I was like... Is this guy a fucking moron?!
Totally missed the joke. And then realized I was the fucking moron.
I was like... Is this guy a fucking moron?!
Totally missed the joke. And then realized I was the fucking moron.
09-13-2018, 10:48 AM
#7132
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Humble brag 
09-13-2018, 10:49 AM
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it's spelled marooon..
maroon..
maroon..
09-13-2018, 11:10 AM
#7134
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
When I was in Shanghai, I strolled through E. Nanjing Rd
I got accosted by this busted mamasan.. she was like, you want massage
Then she whispers sex, sex.. I look at her like, nah I'm good.
She said many girls all pretty, young
I asked as pretty as you??? She looked at me like who dis ninja?!?!
She said I ugly, these girls very pretty, good BJ
I asked if she gave good BJ, she like oh yeah!! I used to be the best.
Then asked about anal, she looked at me like wtf?!? okay. everything.
I then told her I have a huge cock, pay extra? she was like wtf?!?! no extra.
She's walking with me for like 2 blocks at this point..
Since no to whore house, she's trying to get me to a bar, buy her a beer
She said price at whore house 300, but I can fuck her for 250 ($36)
I trolled her for a good half mile
Then she figured out I'm just in it for the lulz and gave a friendly bye
As I walked back, she found me again (through thousands of people there)
This time she really wanted my meat stick.. like free fiddy.
I asked if the girls at the whore house have big tits
She's like yes! I said oh.. I don't like too big.. she said all sizes.
Then I asked if they have big butts
She said No! all slim
I said I love big butts
She said, then take me!!
I told her too big.
I probably could have gotten her to pay me 3hundddiddd at that point
But I went on my way and she gave me sex eyes
Busted ass old biddy..
Yes, everyone has a price
except Majofo, I fuck for free
I got accosted by this busted mamasan.. she was like, you want massage
Then she whispers sex, sex.. I look at her like, nah I'm good.
She said many girls all pretty, young
I asked as pretty as you??? She looked at me like who dis ninja?!?!
She said I ugly, these girls very pretty, good BJ
I asked if she gave good BJ, she like oh yeah!! I used to be the best.
Then asked about anal, she looked at me like wtf?!? okay. everything.
I then told her I have a huge cock, pay extra? she was like wtf?!?! no extra.
She's walking with me for like 2 blocks at this point..
Since no to whore house, she's trying to get me to a bar, buy her a beer
She said price at whore house 300, but I can fuck her for 250 ($36)
I trolled her for a good half mile
Then she figured out I'm just in it for the lulz and gave a friendly bye
As I walked back, she found me again (through thousands of people there)
This time she really wanted my meat stick.. like free fiddy.
I asked if the girls at the whore house have big tits
She's like yes! I said oh.. I don't like too big.. she said all sizes.
Then I asked if they have big butts
She said No! all slim
I said I love big butts
She said, then take me!!
I told her too big.
I probably could have gotten her to pay me 3hundddiddd at that point
But I went on my way and she gave me sex eyes
Busted ass old biddy..
Yes, everyone has a price
except Majofo, I fuck for free
09-13-2018, 11:15 AM
#7136
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I never ever thought I'd say this, butt ..
Pussy.
Pussy.
09-13-2018, 11:17 AM
#7137
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
09-13-2018, 11:17 AM
#7138
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Like sticked then dipped
Shiett.. my ninja.
Shiett.. my ninja.
09-13-2018, 11:20 AM
#7139
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Apparently Jon Hamm wants to play Batman
Not sure if Affleck is out or not
But it appears they're looking for someone to fill the role.. and the suit
Particularly in the bulbous groin region
Looks like a match
Not sure if Affleck is out or not
But it appears they're looking for someone to fill the role.. and the suit
Particularly in the bulbous groin region
Looks like a match
09-13-2018, 11:25 AM
#7140
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Morning, slores.
09-13-2018, 11:27 AM
#7141
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casual
09-13-2018, 11:27 AM
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Looks average to me
09-13-2018, 11:32 AM
#7143
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09-13-2018, 11:36 AM
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When I was in Shanghai, I strolled through E. Nanjing Rd
I got accosted by this busted mamasan.. she was like, you want massage
Then she whispers sex, sex.. I look at her like, nah I'm good.
She said many girls all pretty, young
I asked as pretty as you??? She looked at me like who dis ninja?!?!
She said I ugly, these girls very pretty, good BJ
I asked if she gave good BJ, she like oh yeah!! I used to be the best.
Then asked about anal, she looked at me like wtf?!? okay. everything.
I then told her I have a huge cock, pay extra? she was like wtf?!?! no extra.
She's walking with me for like 2 blocks at this point..
Since no to whore house, she's trying to get me to a bar, buy her a beer
She said price at whore house 300, but I can fuck her for 250 ($36)
I trolled her for a good half mile
Then she figured out I'm just in it for the lulz and gave a friendly bye
As I walked back, she found me again (through thousands of people there)
This time she really wanted my meat stick.. like free fiddy.
I asked if the girls at the whore house have big tits
She's like yes! I said oh.. I don't like too big.. she said all sizes.
Then I asked if they have big butts
She said No! all slim
I said I love big butts
She said, then take me!!
I told her too big.
I probably could have gotten her to pay me 3hundddiddd at that point
But I went on my way and she gave me sex eyes
Busted ass old biddy..
Yes, everyone has a price
except Majofo, I fuck for free
I got accosted by this busted mamasan.. she was like, you want massage
Then she whispers sex, sex.. I look at her like, nah I'm good.
She said many girls all pretty, young
I asked as pretty as you??? She looked at me like who dis ninja?!?!
She said I ugly, these girls very pretty, good BJ
I asked if she gave good BJ, she like oh yeah!! I used to be the best.
Then asked about anal, she looked at me like wtf?!? okay. everything.
I then told her I have a huge cock, pay extra? she was like wtf?!?! no extra.
She's walking with me for like 2 blocks at this point..
Since no to whore house, she's trying to get me to a bar, buy her a beer
She said price at whore house 300, but I can fuck her for 250 ($36)
I trolled her for a good half mile
Then she figured out I'm just in it for the lulz and gave a friendly bye
As I walked back, she found me again (through thousands of people there)
This time she really wanted my meat stick.. like free fiddy.
I asked if the girls at the whore house have big tits
She's like yes! I said oh.. I don't like too big.. she said all sizes.
Then I asked if they have big butts
She said No! all slim
I said I love big butts
She said, then take me!!
I told her too big.
I probably could have gotten her to pay me 3hundddiddd at that point
But I went on my way and she gave me sex eyes
Busted ass old biddy..
Yes, everyone has a price
except Majofo, I fuck for free
09-13-2018, 11:39 AM
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09-13-2018, 11:40 AM
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Afflack is out as Buttman and Mustache guy is out as Superman. I just read that.
#LolSoNerdy #ComixLyfe
John Hamm? More like John Hogg.
#LolSoNerdy #ComixLyfe
John Hamm? More like John Hogg.
09-13-2018, 11:41 AM
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cavill is out?! 
why?!
I think Will Arnett should fill in for Buttman for the time being.
"i have made a huge mistake"
why?!
I think Will Arnett should fill in for Buttman for the time being.
"i have made a huge mistake"
09-13-2018, 11:41 AM
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And he's got the meat and potatoes all in one leg hole???
Is that a thing?
I thought that's why there are two legs, one to slip the twig into and one to let the berries ride.
Odd.
Is that a thing?
I thought that's why there are two legs, one to slip the twig into and one to let the berries ride.
Odd.
09-13-2018, 11:42 AM
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09-13-2018, 11:42 AM
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I wouldn't know... I just keep the fly open and dangle the goods out the front.
Or "OTF" as the tacticool guys say.
Or "OTF" as the tacticool guys say.
09-13-2018, 11:44 AM
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) and Shazam and Condiment Man and stuff.
09-13-2018, 11:46 AM
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J over here like.. you had me at 3hunddidddd.. 