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Old 09-07-2018, 10:24 AM
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Probiotic load will help
But Lactobacillus Casei (present in Yakult yogu drink) will dam up the river

Taco's ass like a faucet
Shiettt.. sucks to suck

Hopefully Kurt's ass too
But I gave him tips before he went
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I’ll have mama go look for it at the grocery store. I’d go myself, but fuuuuuuuu
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I love tripe stew. Though maybe not anymore.
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When you're sittin' on the pot and you feel somethin' hot, diarrhea...diarrhea...
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Some people think its funny but its really wet and runny, diarrhea...diarrhea...
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When you're sliding into third, and you know it's more than turd, diarrhea...diarrhea...
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When you're climbing up a tree and your butt starts to pee, diarrhea...diarrhea...
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When you're running down the road and your nappy overflowed, diarrhea...diarrhea...
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:42 AM
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
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Almost semi-retired, Tac's.


It's more Maj and Sebastien these days taking up that mantle.
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:49 AM
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Says the guy with double the post count

i love you, yumcha

Sebastien is never around anymore, either.
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Says the guy with double the post count

i love you, yumcha

Sebastien is never around anymore, either.
And the only guy in 6-digits.




Gotta be good at something. Cuz, I'm not allowed to be good at pointing out reposts.
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:55 AM
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Does Sebastien have a family of crabs to take care of these days? He knocked up his mermaid, didn't he? Good papa Seb.
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Does Sebastien have a family of crabs to take care of these days? He knocked up his mermaid, didn't he? Good papa Seb.
ANHDAH DA SEEEE...ANHDAH DA SEEEEE...


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Old 09-07-2018, 11:07 AM
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Couldn't have been that paella though.. that shit looked awesome


I like tripe
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Old 09-07-2018, 11:12 AM
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Naw, paella was a couple days ago. I doubt it was that.
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Old 09-07-2018, 11:39 AM
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yuck...
pata y panza...
no thank you
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So, Taco is peeing out paella.
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...from his bumholio.
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I saw that Little Pumper/Kanye/Random Chick video earlier and all I can say is that this world is fucked.

Not like, oh that's messed up "fucked", but like, JFC.... Why can't *that* guy OD, "fucked".

Sweet baby jeebus, give us back Burt Reynolds and take Little Pump instead.
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Old 09-07-2018, 01:44 PM
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And the only guy in 6-digits.
That's barely 2 digits in USA bub.. #humblegrab
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That's barely 2 digits in USA bub.. #humblegrab
It's true. We apply the exchange rate and I have less posts than Saintor.







Back from -ing.
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I wish my posts were adjusted to the Viet dong.
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Sweet Dennison, I would have 3331795021.96 posts.
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I’m feeling much better after finally eating after 20 hours and sleeping... probably gonna shit myself here in a bit, but at least the severe stomach pains are gone.

Now where was that tripe stew again...
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In an effort to commiserate with Taco, I had some escolar for lunch. Made it all the way to Home Depot 20 minutes later before I had to pretend to be a contractor and absolutely destroyed their shitter.

I feel 10 lbs (982,6 kg) lighter now.
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I was pissin' and crappin' at the same time but it was audibly impossible to tell the difference.
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this is just made my day. You have a way with words that no one else does

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My anus feels like it was in the boxing ring with Mike Tyson in his prime.
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Old 09-07-2018, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
My anus feels like it was in the boxing ring with Mike Tyson in his prime.
Coincidentally, that's how Desiree Washington's anus probably felt too.
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Too soon?
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It's true. We apply the exchange rate and I have less posts than Saintor.
But he's Canadian..

I think H been hanging out with Taco's friends in his absence
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Use the metal bat, bruh.
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But there’s no lightning out...
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no lights, you say?
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