Majofo

Techneecs

You can't afford me

cu2wagon

I feeeeeeel like talking about owning people is counterproductive to your goal....buuuut what do I know

Majofo

Majofo

I don't pay fool.. you pay..
Why don't you just be like Taco and Kurt and spread some peanut butter on your ass
Get you a white looking dog with a slave name like Tobey
Let Tobey eat yo ass

Acura TL Builder

Acura TL Builder

Majofo

How a Nigerian princess like that in her 30s (with money) not in any serious relationships
A girl like that usually has a beau in every port

Also, who takin that pic
And why does she have her sarong in her hand
Is she a model or faking the funk for the gram

I hope it's gravy
Get them skins, but don't turn into a Drake
Acting all alpha like he only love his mama, when he like... Keke, do you love me????... shiett.

TacoBello

hahahahaha.. who knows, mang. She was apparently in something serious back when she was doing her masters in the UK. Apparently things didn't work out. Claims to have been a bit slow getting back into the game, especially once she moved here.

But honestly, who knows. You might be right. It wouldn't be that far fetched, to be honest.

I'm generally the type to really start questioning someone's actions as soon as I get a sense something isn't right. I haven't felt that here. She seems genuine. But for all I know, she could be in Van right now getting freaky with half the city. And she might be good at hiding it all.

TacoBello

and as such, I'm proposing to her the day she comes back and signing over half of everything I own. That'll lock her down!!

TacoBello

said the $0.99 cheeseburger, to the brotha

Majofo

I don't mean she a freak ho
Age and status usually the type to like adoration and games
Otherwise someone along the way would have put a ring on it

If she's genuine, that'd be mad cool
Just be on the lookout
That fresh off the beach pic tho

Get it Taco
High stick her like hockey mom

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

sometimes things are fun, sometimes they aren't.

Majofo

Any other words of wisdom?

Majofo

Here's one for you
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina
ladiboi has both

cu2wagon

That made me chuckle sensibly.

cu2wagon

"Ducks will die if they drink poisoned water."

cu2wagon

DeerMeat holding it down with shit that makes sense in his head but sounds kinda DeerMeaty when said aloud.

TacoBello

I appreciate the words, Maj. Gonna keep 6 on dis. One thing I've learned is to always remember to look out for myself... Because ain't nobody else gonna do it for me.

TacoBello

And on that note, er... uh.. Fuck you guys. Yeah, that's it. Gonna go toss the ol' pigskin and eat rare steaks and drink beer. Manly shit. Beta in disguise shit. Fuck you guys. Next level, 99%, shit's lit for real, fam. Shit you've never even heard of before. I'm out.

Majofo

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

Franchise1124

Franchise1124

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Kick in the nuts is fine daily but suck it every once in a while too to let the guy know you still love him.

Majofo

3G Ramblings is a toxic shithole devoid of any kindness. Not even a glimmer of self-respect or any amount of human dignity can be found here. Light can't escape this pit of death and despair. The deepest blackest hole in the Acuraverse.

Just when you think you understand the mysteries of the universe. The camera pans out of the black pit and it's your mouth receiving all new members. The camera then lunges forward entering the black hole only to realize the origins of the black hole was a 23.5 mile wormhole connecting to an even bigger black hole, which is your anus. An abyss with no boundary or orderly design. You then realize there's a line of dudes with no rational measure (x, an unmeasurable singularity that has no beginning or end) that are waiting for their turn to explore your depths.

cu2wagon

So basically Canada if it was Florida.

TacoBello

TacoBello

thoiboi

oh snap.. for realsies?! did you just stalk me on LinkedIn in private mode.. that's my shtick!

Poor people who can't afford to get married

I was going to insert some joke about divorce but I didn't want to be too much of a dick

thoiboi

Interview went decently well.. Basically confirmed the fact that I needed to leave my current gig due to not being able to grow here anymore. It sounded promising and I should be hearing back soon

TacoBello

TacoBello

thoiboi

I may have to take you up on that.. I wasn't as experienced as I thought I was

They said I should take up an internship with some dude in an Igloo in 'Berta that's the National diccsuckin' expert up there.. do you know him?

Majofo

Edmonton is akin to the halfwit red headed stepchild of Tampa and Orlando, but resides in Tallahassee.

Majofo

ladiboi fell for the inferiority ploy
They made him question his skills
Now they gonna pay you less
Make you work more (their work)
Rookie

cu2wagon

Pussy.

thoiboi

Then I'll make them write in a clause stating that a merit-based increase of XX% once I prove myself at the level in 6 months.

I only know what I know, i'm not going to BS them. Still gotta negotiate for the right price.

Franchise1124

XX%? Why not go for XXX%?

thoiboi

Vin DIesel approved