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Old 08-07-2018, 02:23 PM
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fuck this shit...gonna go find Justin and attempt to smoke away the toxicity...
Probably reggo
Not even that 99.9% shit
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Old 08-07-2018, 02:24 PM
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lol...considering how long it's been, that will probably fuck me up as good as your never heard of shit i can't even afford that hasn't been released yet to the public
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Old 08-07-2018, 02:37 PM
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I doubt any of those execs have a python worthy
You want to make it seem like they're too big for you

That's why they like small asian types, to feel big and strong
It's also why they pick dudes with confidence issues so they can boss them around

Take notes ladiboi
Corporate glass ceiling explained in one post.
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Old 08-07-2018, 02:44 PM
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Maj has nipples, Greg...can you milk Maj?

Johnny, I think you should postpone your marriage until you no longer travel for work to see if it'll work out if you're not out of town 80% of the time!

Fuckin with you, I love you guys.


we've already made the joke that it works better for us when i'm traveling and she has her own time
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Old 08-07-2018, 02:47 PM
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my dad was complaining the other day about how his wife is always out and about...
i was like, but you like your alone time right? he's like shit yes, if she was home i'd be divorced.
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I JUST LIKE TO COMPLAIN.
-a lot of people
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Old 08-07-2018, 03:40 PM
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Another day another dollar...




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Can't drink it and it fucks up gas mileage?

GTFO.
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Need to but an "M" in front of "ethanol"
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Need to but an "M" in front of "ethanol"
That shiz will make you blind if you drink it.
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Old 08-07-2018, 04:33 PM
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Pffff... pussy.
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Old 08-07-2018, 04:38 PM
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Curious... why can we not attach photos when PMing? You can only link photos off the net by entering a URL... but can't send anything off my comp.
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Old 08-07-2018, 04:39 PM
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Kurt, your pup is looking pretty damn cute.

I've got 190 pounds of dog sleeping with me these days... and no, I'm not referring to my weekend after the bar

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Why don't you just stick a tube up your ass and lead it to your mouth -Kurt
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Old 08-07-2018, 04:41 PM
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Why don't you just stick a tube up your ass and lead it to your mouth -Kurt
that's a fuckton of tubing
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Old 08-07-2018, 06:21 PM
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23 miles, to be exact!
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23 miles, to be exact!
You know if you laid out all your intestines all in a line you'd die.
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Old 08-07-2018, 06:23 PM
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I know, that's why I have to lay yours out and you have to lay mine out. If we do our own, we are as good as dead!
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Old 08-07-2018, 07:36 PM
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If you lay your intestines out in an oval, you can watch your poop do a circuit out of your body and then back in.

After that you feel like pooping.
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Old 08-07-2018, 09:25 PM
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you drank methanol.
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
that's a fuckton of tubing
Originally Posted by rockstar143
23 miles, to be exact!
Only you idiots would think to shove that tube all the way through
Rather than leading it in and running it externally to the mouf
FFS
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you drank methanol.
Getting loose with the juice!

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Old 08-08-2018, 12:26 AM
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How long is a jug of methanol supposed to last? Is it constantly sprayed when the throttle is applied, or is it only under WOT pulls?
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Old 08-08-2018, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Only you idiots would think to shove that tube all the way through
Rather than leading it in and running it externally to the mouf
FFS
Glad to know I wasn't the only one thinking this
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Old 08-08-2018, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello


Glad to know I wasn't the only one thinking this
Probably because you tried it
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Old 08-08-2018, 07:29 AM
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If I could suck my own boost juice, I would.
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Franchise

How many times have you tried J?
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I thought everyone was trying it back in seventh grade
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Old 08-08-2018, 07:50 AM
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It is done affectionately!
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FWIW Ive heard it feels more like a sausage in your mouth than a mouth on your sausage in case you were bummed out you never could.

Also J if you could post pictures using a image host I could view on my gubmint computer, that would be great.
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Old 08-08-2018, 08:12 AM
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FFS Kurt
Do you host this?
http://www.circuitoftheamericas.com/audi
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How many times have you tried J?
Morning, 1200's

I have not tried J. You should ask Crabman as he has tried J, I believe.
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Justin has...and he has never been the same.
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Probably because you tried it
I learn best by example. So what if I was the example?

Hatters gonna hat.
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Teendeecs just mad he didn't think of it first before running it through
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I heard he made a wrong turn at the appendix and ended up killing himself. teendeecs
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Maj, you inspired my latest avatar...
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