The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
07-24-2018, 09:24 AM
#4361
Azine Jabroni
07-24-2018, 09:47 AM
#4363
Browsing the Faceybook thing last night. A guy that's on my friends list, not like super close but, we met a couple of times at car shows is selling a 2003 BMW 525IT misfire on cylinder 6. I'm tempted to take the chance on it as one of my friends has the same one and he said it shouldn't be too much work. 75,000 miles only asking 1k. I mean it has to be better than brown? no?
07-24-2018, 09:50 AM
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famous last words.But you could recoup $1k in part out I'd think.
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07-24-2018, 11:54 AM
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"I live my life from 5-60 mph. Nothing else matters: not the handling, not the braking, not the shitty LCD interface. For that 20 or 25 seconds, I'm free."
-TLX Owners.
-TLX Owners.
07-24-2018, 12:01 PM
#4372
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Last day of Disneyland annual pass yesterday so spent the day there. Saving up for wedding so no more renewing pass until after that's done with..
also wow Teendick is back?
07-24-2018, 12:13 PM
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>5-60
>"...20-25 seconds"
And yuuuuup, I'm back. Went on a nice sandy vacation and then came back and within 5 days this site was blocked. Then not too long after that went on ANOTHER sandy get away (lucky me!!) This time when i got back the site was unblocked. Only a matter of time before I cant get on here based on the the pictures that get posted in this thread
>"...20-25 seconds"
And yuuuuup, I'm back. Went on a nice sandy vacation and then came back and within 5 days this site was blocked. Then not too long after that went on ANOTHER sandy get away (lucky me!!) This time when i got back the site was unblocked. Only a matter of time before I cant get on here based on the the pictures that get posted in this thread
07-24-2018, 12:20 PM
#4374
Team Owner
I finally went out with a black chicka last night. Girl is from Nigeria and sexy as fuck... and the accent is hot too
Hanging out this weekend again
Hanging out this weekend again
07-24-2018, 12:22 PM
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Team Owner
Was wondering if I was falling for a Nigerian princess money scam. Doesn't appear so. 
07-24-2018, 12:24 PM
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your kidneys.
07-24-2018, 12:27 PM
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The good news is that her closest relative is thousands of miles from me, in Texas. I should be ok. Unless she is part of some secret militia. Shiiiiet.
07-24-2018, 12:36 PM
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Haha. We gonna be eatin' some poutine fed kidney BBQ soon. 
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07-24-2018, 01:25 PM
#4386
OCPs but yeah we are moving to the Army uniform. I hate the velcro but I hear its comfy so who knows. I think I'm getting out next year to contract so imma just ride these ABUs til then
07-24-2018, 03:01 PM
#4388
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Taco has AIDs now.. shiett.
I bet that wasn't in the business plan.
I bet that wasn't in the business plan.
07-24-2018, 03:02 PM
#4389
Team Owner
07-24-2018, 03:03 PM
#4390
Team Owner
Matthew McConaughey taught me I can live a long and fulfilling life with the AIDs.
07-24-2018, 03:04 PM
#4391
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I guess it was in the business plan
risk assessment == free healthcare and antiretroviral drugs
#winning
risk assessment == free healthcare and antiretroviral drugs
#winning
07-24-2018, 03:06 PM
#4392
Team Owner
And free sex. You forgot about the free sex.
Of which I've had none yet.
Of which I've had none yet.
07-24-2018, 03:08 PM
#4393
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
So you're not high sticking hockey mom anymore?
07-24-2018, 03:11 PM
#4394
Team Owner
No, I broke it off with her a few months ago. I started to get bored of it, truth be told. She was too diplomatic, as she would put it, all too often.
07-24-2018, 03:19 PM
#4395
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Don't fux with Miss Nigeria's hair
Don't talk about yourself too much
Don't tell her you named your dog after a slave
Wear a condom, or don't
If she says your penis is cute, that means she likes cut white D and it's smaller than she's used to
If you kidneys are gone and bank account depleted in the morning, amend your business plan
Don't talk about yourself too much
Don't tell her you named your dog after a slave
Wear a condom, or don't
If she says your penis is cute, that means she likes cut white D and it's smaller than she's used to
If you kidneys are gone and bank account depleted in the morning, amend your business plan
07-24-2018, 03:21 PM
#4396
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
She's in her early to mid 20s no?
07-24-2018, 03:28 PM
#4397
Team Owner
She's 33.
Well educated, and she might even earn a bit more than me. Not really sure. Has a masters in something rather from Cardiff university, in England. Seems to come from a good background. Parents both educated- I don't remember what her mom does, but her dad is a doctor.
And yes... the hair. I've seen 7 pictures and her hair was different in every single one!
Well educated, and she might even earn a bit more than me. Not really sure. Has a masters in something rather from Cardiff university, in England. Seems to come from a good background. Parents both educated- I don't remember what her mom does, but her dad is a doctor.
And yes... the hair. I've seen 7 pictures and her hair was different in every single one!
07-24-2018, 03:34 PM
#4398
Team Owner
Tried PMing pics, but the forum won't let me attach anything that isn't URL based, in the PM message box.
07-24-2018, 03:41 PM
#4399
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
33! 
Does she know you drive a TL?
That's probably the dealbreaker tbh
Tell her it's quicker and faster than a TLX, could be a second chance
Does she know you drive a TL?
That's probably the dealbreaker tbh
Tell her it's quicker and faster than a TLX, could be a second chance
07-24-2018, 03:41 PM
#4400
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Taking bets whether Taco marries this chick
It's nice that Taco has accepted Jesus as his lord and savior
It's nice that Taco has accepted Jesus as his lord and savior