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Old 03-06-2019, 02:35 PM
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More like polarbears tho if we're being scientific
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Or albino walruses.. yeah, that.
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What dat mouf do?

"Oh, you know, eatin', n stuff."
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In their defense, you probably need to be at least 7 inches to even penetrate the first fold
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Remember Taco?

The rage-quitter? Yeah, vaguely. Kinda tall, right?
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Classic Majofo... A real pack leader...
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What if I were like Kurt?
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and have your mum worried sick that you never call?
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Who's ready to suck some Richard!!!!!
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What if I were like Kurt?
not possible. Kurt has a wife.
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He'll get a wife one day.
and it won't just be his hand in a sock either.
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He'll get a wife one day.
and it won't just be his Cousin.
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He'll get a wife one day.
and it won't just be his sister either.
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What if I were like Kurt?
You would have a jerb...but it would eat your soul
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You would have a jerb...but it would eat your soul
Doesn't matter, had sex
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FFS Kurt
Does you job suck that hard
Must be nice
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You would have a jerb...but it would eat your soul
but at least he'd have a jerb






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Janice a real1
Team player

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Originally Posted by thoiboi
but at least he'd have a jerb
Kurt's white
It's not enough
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Everyone needs a Janice in the workplace




or in my case... a Jaw-kneece
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Kurt, it could be wurst.

you could be washing cars.
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Kurt's white
It's not enough

Poor guy. Their womenz don’t even like them.
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Brake fluid really eats through the grime with ease..


no elbow grease required
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Fat chicks breh
They'll suck the meat off your dick like fiddy cent wing night
Chelcie Lynn.. keeper

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Fat dudes too
You already kno
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But what about phat dudes?



Or dudes named Phat?
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Big girls go to town...

MM, get you a big girl. Mad head game
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You don’t have no pad, so just go to a park or something. Or back of the car.
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Everyone needs a Janice in the workplace

or in my case... a Jaw-kneece


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Big girls go to town...

MM, get you a big girl. Mad head game
MM gone be like..


but I don't like to wash my hair..
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But what about phat dudes?



Or dudes named Phat?


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Throwback Thursday

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MM should be capitalizing. He works at a car wash. I’m sure there some young girls... who the fuck am I kidding, he lives in Mississippi, women out there probably wrestle alligators and have straw hanging from their mouth.
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man remember polish pat?

good times
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
He'll get a wife one day.
and it won't just be his hand in a sock either.
Originally Posted by thoiboi
Originally Posted by rockstar143
He'll get a wife one day.
and it won't just be his Cousin.

Originally Posted by kurtatx
Originally Posted by rockstar143
He'll get a wife one day.
and it won't just be his sister either.
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MM should be capitalizing. He works at a car wash. I’m sure there some young girls...
Bro.. we just went over this..



His new years resolution was no sister or cousin dating..
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I about spit out my acai bowl
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