Majofo

Just when I lost hope

cu2wagon

I found me a new restaurant recently... 42 years in business sports bar. Open 5 - 10, bright lighting, blue tables, big ol' menu and a rockin appetizers. Place must have a lot of pent up discounts from their yelp reviews... that they takes out on my bill. Older restaurants, mang.

cu2wagon

Cross American Sports Bar off the bucket list.

now I need to find an African restaurant, a Mexican Restaurant, and a European, still. The hunt is on

Majofo

He's on a bender
Bet ladiboi already alerted the authorities
Such a Taco

Majofo

This has been bugging me for a while
It's not Tuesday but I have to bring it up
FJ.. why a T4R and not an FJ?
Shiett

Have a good weekend gents
Since none of you are gents
You know what it is

kurtatx

ffs

Majofo

lowercase
such a Taco Kurt

cu2wagon

I had the T4R years before being bestowed the FJ nom-de-Acurazine. Plus, you know, the FJ Cruiser was sort of "those people".

Now a FJ60...

But I needed a mommymobile with 72 airbags and safety provisions, so the tuna can FJ of the 80s was out of the options.

In summary: it's because I suck.

cu2wagon

Nah, the FJ Cruiser was a neat ride. But I needed 2 real rows of seats with full door access, plus dog space in the way back and the FJ just didn't deliver.

Just like me.

cu2wagon

But at least it's not an Audi. FFS.

Majofo

Nah bruv, not the current cruiser
It drives well but it's cramped and super poor viz
I meant a classic FJ for Classic FJ

So in summary, when you have a mid-life crisis
But instead of buying a Vette Audi S4
You get a FJ6x
Classic

kurtatx

FJ got a new car? Cool!

Majofo

So Kurt

kurtatx

Sorry, I've been out of the loop for a while

cu2wagon

Yeah, for sure... No Vettes for me.

There's a guy with a super well restored FJ40 pickup around here that I'd just about murder a hobo for. But while the early ones are nice, I like the sweet spot size of the FJ60 series.

But given my turnaround time on vehicles, this one isn't going anywhere for a long time.

So no, Kurt, no new cars here. The wagon and runner are our 2 primaries for the foreseeable future.

Still too early to realistically be shopping for Jr. But I want to get a 5-door Yaris right now. That or a RHD R32 skyline (GT-S, because I'm classy, not rice) but the Mrs isn't on board with that for some reason. Chances are the 4runner gets passed to him and mama gets a GT350 or something practical like that

But that's all pipe dreams right now.

cu2wagon

Heh, "pipe" dreams.

Midnight Mystery

***Possibly offensive but not at all intended that way so don't get all bent up***

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

if you want to be the annoying kid that revs up and down the neighborhood with a "broken" exhaust, sure... straight pipe it

Midnight Mystery

Nah... I want it to sound close to a TL or G35...


Thinking about doing a "budget build"...

Midnight Mystery

Should I just pull the cats and resonator and replace with 5 consecutive mufflers?

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

in my 20 years of living at the same house, never once had a neighbor complain and whine so much than my current neighbor who just moved in a few months ago. very glad it's just a rental! LOL, fuck this guy!

few months ago, when dude moved in...my friendly ass went to go say hi and ended up drinking with the guy in his new house.
i dont know if it has anything to do with how i turned him down or what, but I'm not a spiteful straight guy who is out to get the gay guys...lol

anyway, fast forward to mid-December...BIG trash mondays! you know, where you can leave big ass shit on the curb that doesnt fit in the garbage cans.
I Moved out an old garage refrigerator that wasnt working anymore to the curb..and to get the fridge out, I moved my car to the curb, slightly touching dudes driveway...
I didnt want the fridge to fall on my car, thus my thinking of pull the car on the road, while i get the fridge on the curb.

while i'm doing all of this, dude comes out and says...
"Can you please not block my driveway?"

dafuq!????????????? the car's nose is BARELY touching your entry way. and I'm moving this big ass fridge, can you not see what I'm doing?????
I said all of that in my head.

what I did say, was SURE! No problem buddy! anything for you!
and moved my car.

this week, i had found two dogs roaming the neighborhood.... and I didnt want anything to happen to them, so i stored them in my backyard for 30 minutes. the little rat terrier broke through his fence!!!
I got them out of my back yard and went to go find the owner, walking for like an hour trying to find these dogs their home.


two days later, there's a note on the fence.....saying... YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR DOGS.



get the fuck outta here man, you're a rental...i'm not your landlord.

Majofo

Should have sucked his cock
Spiteful bitch

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

Should have, could have... But didn't

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

BTW, found the dogs owners. Flip/Viet couple, who invited me to party last night. Karaoke!!

Should have, could have... But didn't go over
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Majofo

They probably party 3 nights a week
No biggie

You should just do minor stuff every day to annoy the shit out of that dude

Whenever you see him, say having a great day yet???!! (big smirk)

Put your ride on stands, blast Skynard, etc

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

LOL!! I'm still maintaining friendly demeanor!
"Hey!!! How are you!" "What's up dude!?" "Merry Christmas!!"

Majofo

What are you?? J???
Fuck that, I'd be up in that dude's business

Annoy the shit out of him
Think Ned Flanders to Homer Simpson
Really get under his skin

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

I just didnt want to be mean cuz thats still a neighbor that lives right next door.

but picturing ned flanders, I can do that!

Glad he didnt find out that I cut an errant weed/tree that was growing in his back yard against the fence ...
acorns that get squirrled away right against the fence grow into trees!! lol

cu2wagon

Stop speaking English to him. Only Chinese now.

Pretend like you never knew English.

Midnight Mystery

you guys! That read made my day!

You handled that 100% the right way, Justin!

I have a rat terrier... Great dogs... Most are super smart, but some are still dumb... Also, you can't contain them because of their sass and swag...

Midnight Mystery

Loyalty is the only thing that works with these dogs...

Majofo

Somebody should tell MM that they ate those dogs..
and to make sure he doesn't lose his dog in an Asian neighborhood.
Somebody

Yumcha

You should break into your language and say with an accent, "No Englishee."


Then bow.

Yumcha

Then, he'll like, scream, "GO BACK TO YER CUNTREE! MAGA!"

And fire his guns into the air and yell, "USA! USA!!"





Then, you blow him (his mind) by saying, "I'm from this country, bish! And I have your job!"




Then, slam the door.

Yumcha

I'd try that if my neighbors weren't like me, immigrants.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Justin is a pleasant feller.

Midnight Mystery

Aren't you an immigrant right now? Sust sayin'...

Yumcha

I'm an immigrant of the USA that is an immigrant to Canada.


Immigrant squared.

Yumcha

Or refugee.

kurtatx

You don't have to live like that