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I've been promoted gentlesirs
I am now the Chapter Leader of the Southern Region
I don't need to meddle in the day to day business of Acurazine
I now only have to deal with coordinating events in the Southern Region and outlying territories
I have been given a mild raise, extra time off, and a nifty award to hang in my new corner office
My kindness has paid off
and I am in good spirits
Be kind to each other
-Majofo
I've been far too difficult with Kurt
He is a good man, husband, and pet owner
He is highly respected in his workplace
and beloved by his family
I am willing to bet his wife gifts him coitus on a regular basis
and I don't believe he has partaken in any homosexual activities
nor has he considered doing so, even for petty cash award
Cheers Kurt, a fine squire indeed!
If Yumcha dropped a dime on me, I owe him my gratitude.
I was so sour with my responsibilities that I let it affect my outlook on the great esteemed members of this community.
Thank you Yumcha, I am greatly in your debt. Tell lil cha that Uncle Majofo sends his love and to keep growing big and strong!
To my brother from another mother, my confidant in the finer things in life, and great leader and unifier in American and Canadian relations.
I really must be going. I need to buy gifts for the family.
I'm to be a better father and husband and it starts this very second!
Again, be kind to each other and love one another as if the day was your last.
Goodbye good friends.
I know what happened. Maj’s wife got a hold of his account. Figured out who can take away his moderator role, changed the password, because you know to take effect and what not. Maj can’t log in because his wife changes the password..
I like how all the other Chapter Leaders have the chapter they are leaders of... but Maj is just "Chapter Leader" in general.
Wonder which chapter the intent is?
Split Open and Pummeled
the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.
Acknowledgements
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The Art of Luring Indigent Business Students Into Your Basement to Feed Yourself Through the Winter)
Chapter 13, Sucks to Suck (The Fine Art of Sucking Dick)
Chapter 14, I Have a Huge Cock
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 16, Starting a Respectable Robot Collection
. Infographic 16-34.50: Transforming Your Devastator
Chapter 17, How to Become Rich From Hive Mentality
Chapter 18, How to be a Pussy
Chapter 19, How to be a True Alpha
Chapter 20, Okay, I lied, How to be a True Beta
Chapter 21, I Wish I Was a Beta... Sucks Being a Cuck
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 23, Women, the Downfall of Man (How to train a Tobey to Taco your Timbits)
Chapter 24, Doggystyle - a Gentleman's Guide to banging a Hockey Mom and watching the Oilers loose at the same time
Chapter 25, MAF and Getting a GED
Chapter 26, Bros before Hos
Chapter 27, Loyalties before Royalties
Chapter 28, Move On Already!
Chapter 29, Sneaking in the Backdoor (Letting Drizzy Drake Get up in Your Feelings)
Chapter 30, Pics or GTFO (How to Create a Fake Girlfriend Online)
Chapter 31, Using your Fat Photos to Motivate you into Skinny Jeans (How to market your IG for your new fitspo lifestyle)
Chapter 32, How to live a low-carb lifestyle (Binging on Cauli Poutine covered with sugar-free Maple Syrup)
Chapter 33, How to Bulk (Getting in your Brotein while stretching out your TMJ - bonus knee pad recommendations)
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street
Chapter 36, X: Solving For
Chapter 37, X: Gonna Give It To Ya
Chapter 38, How to Relieve Upper Thigh Tension (Hot Tubbing and Saunaing with your Gym Bros)
Chapter 39, Using Maple Syrup for Salty Ass
Chapter 40, Being Tall Upstairs and Short Downstairs (Pubis Grooming Guide)
Chapter 41, How to Read
Chapter 42, How to make 20 loonies in 5 minutes (Tales of the glory hole)
Chapter 43, How to make 1 Million CAD / year ($300 USD / year)
Chapter 44, Dissecting the Mind; How to Psychoanalyze an Asshole on the Internet
Chapter 45, How to Stoke a Fire
Chapter 46, Invention of Sucking Dick (Tales of a LadiBoi)
Chapter 47, What you Drive is as Important as the Clothes you Wear (Using the Miata / Jizzmo to Get Ass)
Chapter 48: Taco Becomes Metro
Chapter 49, Haute Couture in the Cold Yukon Tundra (dEdmonton's Guide to Fashion)
Chapter 50, Ultra Luxe Lookbook for the Discerning Gentleman (How to look Gay AF like TacoBello from Acurazine)
Chapter 51, Shoes and Accessories 101 (Poor man's guide to Coach loafers, Gucci belts, and Burberry sunglasses)
Chapter 52, How to Bro Down
Chapter 53, How to Identify Toxic Individuals that give Automatik Respeks to Blacks
Chapter 54, How to Party through College and Still Graduate (Civil Engineering Track)
Chapter 55, Editor-at-Large (How to Ghost Edit "your" Publication)
Chapter 56, How to Keep a Child's Ass Clean in Preparation for Anal Sex (Chris Hansen Edition)
Chapter 57, The Secret to Losing Weight (YMMV)
Chapter 58, Being Very Very Tall
Chapter 61, English Grammar for Dummies
Chapter 62, How to Start a Marijuana Biz (You Should Have Read My Business Plan El-Jeffucboi-Eh)
Chapter 63, How to Cultivate teh Best BudKush on the Planet (A Cuck's Guide to 99.999% THCees)
Chapter 65, At Least I Don’t Look Like I Have Down Syndrome
Chapter 66, Why Everyone Treats Kurt like Shit
Chapter 67, X: Still Looking For
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 69, Spoonfeeding
Chapter 70, Exploring Options
Chapter 71, Gaslighting, Grooming, and General Mind Games
Chapter 72, Bars, Nightlife, and Picking a Stud
Chapter 73, Optional Exploring
Chapter 74, Full on Cuckoldry
Epilogue, Purchased Audi
12-06-2018, 11:36 AM
from Calgary...been sent packing for a few days to oversee systems stuff. 
