The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
09-25-2018, 11:17 PM
#8081
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having a wanker over for a wank
09-26-2018, 12:04 AM
#8082
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Isn’t thank the jank bank, tank in the stank when you crank blank?
09-26-2018, 01:56 AM
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No.
09-26-2018, 02:18 AM
#8084
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Wut??
09-26-2018, 02:18 AM
#8085
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Weird ass
09-26-2018, 02:35 AM
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He's probably been drugged. Tonight is the night, Taco looses his kidneys. And we're just here laughing at his incoherent babbles.
Because it's funny as shit. Enjoy hell, Taco!
Because it's funny as shit. Enjoy hell, Taco!
09-26-2018, 08:58 AM
#8094
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Morning. 
09-26-2018, 09:17 AM
#8096
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My TL started getting a wee bit twitchy the other day. Roads are wet, temps are just above freezing, and I’m rolling on bald summer tires 
I think my scenario still sounds way safer than Justin’s.
everytime we we get some sort of crazy storm event, I’m always reminded that Texas probably had it 20 times worse, the same year
I think my scenario still sounds way safer than Justin’s.
everytime we we get some sort of crazy storm event, I’m always reminded that Texas probably had it 20 times worse, the same year
09-26-2018, 11:02 AM
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So, one cuck cowboy walks up to another cuck cowboy and says, "Audi, partner."
09-26-2018, 11:02 AM
#8098
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dafuq is going on in here...
09-26-2018, 11:07 AM
#8099
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Ate wayyyy too much clams in garlic sauce and beer last night with some buddies. Now, I'm still burping up garlic.
09-26-2018, 11:07 AM
#8100
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Also had crab (sorry, Justin!), shrimp, and other shellfish. But, the 3 pounds of garlic clams I had was...good. Now, not tasting so good. Oopsh. 
09-26-2018, 11:07 AM
#8101
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<belches in garlic breath>
Oops.
Oops.
09-26-2018, 11:08 AM
#8102
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That sounds delicious, but pretty barfy all at the same time. You should have chugged down some mouf wash. It’ll get you drunk and make you smell good!
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09-26-2018, 11:10 AM
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09-26-2018, 11:11 AM
#8104
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Drink beer, thoiboi. Don’t be a pussy. Even if you are allergic to it, or can’t digest it, or whatever.
Be a man. Do da right ting.
Be a man. Do da right ting.
09-26-2018, 11:13 AM
#8105
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09-26-2018, 11:14 AM
#8106
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Indeed Boys, very tasty...just not the morning after. It's one of those crab-hut-cajun boil outfits that have popped up everywhere in NA lately -- I used to have to go to Seattle or SD to get this but it's now generally everywhere.
My crew and I frequent one locally and usually go after work for booze and messy seafood. Racked up about $180 just to myself. Sure, it's CAD and so, $34.50USD but it's still not as cheap as the US.
But mannnn...manila clams in garlic sauce and then, you order a side of rice or some corn to be cooked in there. Life cannot get better.
Except your breath and tummy the day afterwards. Garlic makes me gassy.
My crew and I frequent one locally and usually go after work for booze and messy seafood. Racked up about $180 just to myself. Sure, it's CAD and so, $34.50USD but it's still not as cheap as the US.
But mannnn...manila clams in garlic sauce and then, you order a side of rice or some corn to be cooked in there. Life cannot get better.
Except your breath and tummy the day afterwards. Garlic makes me gassy.
09-26-2018, 11:14 AM
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Mouthwash is basically Polish gin.
09-26-2018, 11:14 AM
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09-26-2018, 11:15 AM
#8109
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but then i'm just poisoning myself and feel like shit (after half of one.. ) It's not enjoyable at all 
09-26-2018, 11:15 AM
#8110
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Indeed Boys, very tasty...just not the morning after. It's one of those crab-hut-cajun boil outfits that have popped up everywhere in NA lately -- I used to have to go to Seattle or SD to get this but it's now generally everywhere.
My crew and I frequent one locally and usually go after work for booze and messy seafood. Racked up about $180 just to myself. Sure, it's CAD and so, $34.50USD but it's still not as cheap as the US.
But mannnn...manila clams in garlic sauce and then, you order a side of rice or some corn to be cooked in there. Life cannot get better.
Except your breath and tummy the day afterwards. Garlic makes me gassy.
My crew and I frequent one locally and usually go after work for booze and messy seafood. Racked up about $180 just to myself. Sure, it's CAD and so, $34.50USD but it's still not as cheap as the US.
But mannnn...manila clams in garlic sauce and then, you order a side of rice or some corn to be cooked in there. Life cannot get better.
Except your breath and tummy the day afterwards. Garlic makes me gassy.
Ahhh so the boiling crab type
09-26-2018, 11:16 AM
#8111
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Be a MAN.
Do da RIGHT ting!!
Do da RIGHT ting!!
09-26-2018, 11:21 AM
#8112
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Actually, wouldn’t that be Vodka, then? Ugh. I hate [most] vodka.
09-26-2018, 11:22 AM
#8113
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Yeah. We do love our seafood.
We go there more for the other stuff like clams and shrimp. Had a dungeness crab to share as well but that's so much work when you can just slurp down the clams: one hand to crab the clam to slurp the other holding the biru.
We go there more for the other stuff like clams and shrimp. Had a dungeness crab to share as well but that's so much work when you can just slurp down the clams: one hand to crab the clam to slurp the other holding the biru.
09-26-2018, 11:22 AM
#8114
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Y’all are making my hungry now. And there’s Costco muffins in the office today. You know... the ginormous, ultra delicious ones.
must... not... cave... to deliciousness...
must... not... cave... to deliciousness...
09-26-2018, 11:22 AM
#8115
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09-26-2018, 11:23 AM
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09-26-2018, 11:46 AM
#8117
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Bet the new work uniform includes Haggar pants doesn't it.. M.B.N.
09-26-2018, 11:47 AM
#8118
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09-26-2018, 11:51 AM
#8119
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We'll go easy and I promise, I won't try to get you sick or sh*t-faced.. We'll do some slow sipping over good food.
I'll even bring some robots as I do to all meats.
09-26-2018, 11:52 AM
#8120
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Just ask @Mizouse or @asianspec ...I just can't promise the robot is not "salmon" colored or something. To prove manhoods. 