The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
08-19-2018, 04:07 PM
#5641
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
08-19-2018, 04:09 PM
#5642
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
08-19-2018, 04:16 PM
#5643
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Remember when Taco swore off kids
and swore off women
He was like.. they're leeches to society
Only valuable for baby making (kids or women, not clear)
Also, Taco said the nubian queen is very religious
Waiting for marriage and wants 2 or 3 kids type
Probably tried to drag his ass to church today
Okay, taking bets
Did Taco hit the eject button
Get back to his roots
Poor Tobey.
Or re-write business plan
Possibly still keeping hobos in basement as planned tho
and swore off women
He was like.. they're leeches to society
Only valuable for baby making (kids or women, not clear)
Also, Taco said the nubian queen is very religious
Waiting for marriage and wants 2 or 3 kids type
Probably tried to drag his ass to church today
Okay, taking bets
Did Taco hit the eject button
Get back to his roots
Poor Tobey.
Or re-write business plan
Possibly still keeping hobos in basement as planned tho
08-19-2018, 05:35 PM
#5644
Senior Moderator
08-19-2018, 05:40 PM
#5646
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
08-19-2018, 05:42 PM
#5647
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
For real Taco (we only keep it real here)
I hope things continue to go well with your chica
and you accept Jesus as your lord and savior
I hope things continue to go well with your chica
and you accept Jesus as your lord and savior
08-19-2018, 06:42 PM
#5648
Team Owner
Still no kids. Highly unlikely I'll be remarrying ever, either. I told her straight up, right at the beginning, and she's still kicking it.
I know it's not for everybody or you'll call me bat shit crazy, but it's just what works for me and I'm happy. I'll re-evaluate as time dictates.
08-19-2018, 06:50 PM
#5649
Team Owner
some delicious craft brews [that you've probably never even heard of] up here 
Then again... seems every region of the developed world seems to have good craft beer somewhere close by.
Speaking of which.... I had this just the other day: Zero Issue - Nemesis IPA. Not gonna lie, I bought it cuz the can looked cool and I was intrigued
Mixed reviews on it, but I liked it. Definitely doesn't taste like 7.3%, that's for sure.
Then again... seems every region of the developed world seems to have good craft beer somewhere close by.
Speaking of which.... I had this just the other day: Zero Issue - Nemesis IPA. Not gonna lie, I bought it cuz the can looked cool and I was intrigued
Mixed reviews on it, but I liked it. Definitely doesn't taste like 7.3%, that's for sure.
08-19-2018, 07:15 PM
#5650
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Strong beer
08-19-2018, 07:17 PM
#5651
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I remember when Taco was all like..
Dogs are the wurst, they totally suck, cats rule!!!
Now he doesn't like pussy and has Tobey
Poor Tobey.
I say 2 years Taco is married and kid on the way
Also abstains from beer
Dogs are the wurst, they totally suck, cats rule!!!
Now he doesn't like pussy and has Tobey
Poor Tobey.
I say 2 years Taco is married and kid on the way
Also abstains from beer
08-19-2018, 09:34 PM
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08-19-2018, 09:41 PM
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FWIW, all craft beer gets bought and consumed because of how cool the can or label looks.
Only after you've drank it do you make up how good it was. A "hop forward ale with a cloudy presence reminiscent of Seattle around 9AM, with an aroma of Jizzmurt and pine needles with dried bird shit. Vague notes of chocolate nibs and vanilla tanins balanced by wet dog fur and week old dick cheese. Poured smoothly into an inverted anus carafe with a four finger head of ass pussy that dissipated quicker than expected, leaving an attractive lace of foam similar to grandma's doilies."
Can of Moosehead
Only after you've drank it do you make up how good it was. A "hop forward ale with a cloudy presence reminiscent of Seattle around 9AM, with an aroma of Jizzmurt and pine needles with dried bird shit. Vague notes of chocolate nibs and vanilla tanins balanced by wet dog fur and week old dick cheese. Poured smoothly into an inverted anus carafe with a four finger head of ass pussy that dissipated quicker than expected, leaving an attractive lace of foam similar to grandma's doilies."
Can of Moosehead
08-19-2018, 10:32 PM
#5654
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
FWIW, all craft beer gets bought and consumed because of how cool the can or label looks.
Only after you've drank it do you make up how good it was. A "hop forward ale with a cloudy presence reminiscent of Seattle around 9AM, with an aroma of Jizzmurt and pine needles with dried bird shit. Vague notes of chocolate nibs and vanilla tanins balanced by wet dog fur and week old dick cheese. Poured smoothly into an inverted anus carafe with a four finger head of ass pussy that dissipated quicker than expected, leaving an attractive lace of foam similar to grandma's doilies."
Can of Moosehead
Only after you've drank it do you make up how good it was. A "hop forward ale with a cloudy presence reminiscent of Seattle around 9AM, with an aroma of Jizzmurt and pine needles with dried bird shit. Vague notes of chocolate nibs and vanilla tanins balanced by wet dog fur and week old dick cheese. Poured smoothly into an inverted anus carafe with a four finger head of ass pussy that dissipated quicker than expected, leaving an attractive lace of foam similar to grandma's doilies."
Can of Moosehead
Don't forget the pineapple notes on the nose
08-19-2018, 10:55 PM
#5655
Team Owner
You guys have moosehead down south? That's a legit beer up here... and it fucking sucks.
as for the strong beer label, I'm wondering if it's required by some bullshit law here. I've seen 5.5% beer here with a strong label. Dafuq.
as for the strong beer label, I'm wondering if it's required by some bullshit law here. I've seen 5.5% beer here with a strong label. Dafuq.
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08-19-2018, 11:39 PM
#5656
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
When you flying out Taco?
Business or pleasure?
(inb4ladiboi y not bof)
Business or pleasure?
(inb4ladiboi y not bof)
08-19-2018, 11:50 PM
#5657
Team Owner
I'm flying out this Friday, for three weeks. Just pleasure 
Hitting up Poland, Spain and Paris (to visit an aunt).
Hitting up Poland, Spain and Paris (to visit an aunt).
08-20-2018, 12:14 AM
#5658
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
An aunt huh?
Just remember to visit auntie before going to Pigalle Quarter.
Don't walk around alone at night either
Safer and easier to check out the goods during the day
Disregard the millennial parisan trash
Just remember to visit auntie before going to Pigalle Quarter.
Don't walk around alone at night either
Safer and easier to check out the goods during the day
Disregard the millennial parisan trash
08-20-2018, 12:15 AM
#5659
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
So you just started work at the new place
and you're already taking vacation
#certifiedAlpha
and you're already taking vacation
#certifiedAlpha
08-20-2018, 12:16 AM
#5660
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I did that here, worked for a month
then took 3 weeks off
then took 3 weeks off
08-20-2018, 01:36 AM
#5661
Team Owner
Pigalle? I have no business down there.
Well... maybe a quick perusal...
butt nothing more
Well... maybe a quick perusal...
butt nothing more
08-20-2018, 07:23 AM
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08-20-2018, 07:52 AM
#5665
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
08-20-2018, 08:06 AM
#5669
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Asia Argento paid a dude nearly 400k to stay hush hush
Apparently the guy was 17 and she was 36 when she fucked him
Dude is an actor and musician
She raped his ass in Cali where AOC is 18
In TX (17), Canada (16), Mexico (Puberty / 12)
No problemo
Pussy
Apparently the guy was 17 and she was 36 when she fucked him
Dude is an actor and musician
She raped his ass in Cali where AOC is 18
In TX (17), Canada (16), Mexico (Puberty / 12)
No problemo
Pussy
08-20-2018, 09:30 AM
#5671
Team Owner
anyone else hear wondering why Matt has every age of consent pegged down, around the continent?
No? Oh. Okay.
No? Oh. Okay.
08-20-2018, 10:25 AM
#5673
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Neva catch me slippin'
I don't pay for my deeds
Take notes
I don't pay for my deeds
Take notes
08-20-2018, 10:30 AM
#5674
Team Owner
I don't even know what the rules here are... I think Matt is right, AOC is 16, but you need parental permission or something if the other party is over 18? or 21? I dunno. As if any parent will give consent to their 16 year old hooking up with someone 21+. Or anyone, for that matter.
And if someone really needs to look into the rules to make sure they're safe... they need to aim a little higher in life than that!
And if someone really needs to look into the rules to make sure they're safe... they need to aim a little higher in life than that!
08-20-2018, 10:31 AM
#5675
Team Owner
and on that note, I heard R. Kelly is moving to Canada
08-20-2018, 11:11 AM
#5676
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
Happy Monday Bros
08-20-2018, 11:29 AM
#5677
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Permission.. pffft...
Not very Alpha.
Not very Alpha.
08-20-2018, 11:33 AM
#5679
Team Owner
I recently read an article on Jalopnik about Paul Walker hooking up with a 16 year old, when he was much much older than her... Actually, I think it was two different 16 year olds, at two different times.
The site is kind of starting to annoy me... there are a lot more feminist leaning writers there now... I go there to read about cars, not about Paul Walker being a child predator. There's more and more articles that are loosely car related, but focus on the male/female aspect of the car lyfe more than anything.
I'm not saying the Paul Walker story shouldn't be told... but the venue seems kind of wrong.
The site is kind of starting to annoy me... there are a lot more feminist leaning writers there now... I go there to read about cars, not about Paul Walker being a child predator. There's more and more articles that are loosely car related, but focus on the male/female aspect of the car lyfe more than anything.
I'm not saying the Paul Walker story shouldn't be told... but the venue seems kind of wrong.