Techneecs

I was doing my best impression of a seasoned, extra salty, tired of the same threads forum lackey..How'd I do?

Techneecs

Would anyone happen to know the length of the side skirt off the top of their head?

thoiboi

34.50


Inches

thoiboi

Both sides added together= 69

thoiboi

Room for improvement

cu2wagon

Pretty shitty.

Besides I wasn't replying to you. I was replying to the guy who is talking about buying the car but he won't actually buy the car.

You'll know when I'm talking to you.

Oh, you'll know.

Techneecs

Not sure if serious...

ok..

TacoBello

Someone's an extra salty butthole.

Not everyone can afford a brand new, fancy wagon.

And still have money left over for oem goodies and mods.

I just realized I hate my poor life.

cu2wagon

Techneecs

Genuine apathy...where have I seen that before..

TacoBello

That's like asking if we know how many threads are on the wheel studs.


For the record, it's 34.50.

Techneecs

Too lazy to walk out to the parking lot to check...and lemme guess..34.50x2?

TacoBello

Cu2 is the kind of guy who drives his fancy wagon through downtown whatever city he lives in, and holds a fishing line with a 100 dollar bill at the end of it, while poor people chase after him.

TacoBello

Seriously, dude? It's 34.50 x 20.

Unless your car only has two wheel studs. Then you might want to get that checked.

cu2wagon

Sure they can. Take a loan you can't afford, buy wagon, wait for repo.

It's the American way! (not sure if they have that up in Canuckistan)

I'll probably get a BMW next. Because I deserve it.

TacoBello

How do you think I was able to afford the tablet I use for AZ?

Oh, hold on, someone's at the front door.

cu2wagon

Wow. So this whole WWMD thing is kind of fun!

I don't have time to bullshit all day so I gotta dose out my snark and vitriol in high concentrations. So I just think, what would Maj do? And then I do it.

And I laugh when people get butthurt.

Good times. Good times.

TacoBello

Are you referring to a particular thread?

Cuz you're just good ol' cul0 here

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Better make sure you can register it in Cali. Open drivers door and make sure the tag some shit about Cali, Google and you'll see what I'm talking about.

I found a 07 Tl-s for 11k in SoCal dealer looks fishy though

thoiboi

probably a flood car then.... I'd pass..

thoiboi

I like PMSing cul0. I think it's because he reminds me of Maj and his cactus pushing up bum ways

TacoBello

Ba dum tissss!

TacoBello

He's much too nice. Unless he actually is maj's nice alias, which would explain a lot.

Does anyone have any contact with him, outside of AZ? Where's he at?

Chaz_Wilde

Hey, I'm new on here. I had some questions about wrap but I don't know how to make a new thread on the mobile site. Can someone help me?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Wrap... What chu talkin bout Willis?

Ask away.... We will try to help. I've never used Azine mobile, I just usually view full site so can't help you there.

cu2wagon

Doubtful.

Do you need help with wrap or making a thread?

I'm blissfully ignorant about both but can certainly figure out *some* sort of bad advice to give.

Franchise1124

cu2wagon

Hmm. So, apologies for maybe being helpful, but making a new thread is literally as easy as clicking on the large orange button called "Post a New Thread":



That will be a $34.50 consulting fee. Please remit balance to my PayPal within 30 days.

Ya' Dingus.

Oh, and whale cum.

Franchise1124

I think sir Wilde will need to spend x amount of time here and/or make x-amount of posts in other threads before he's allowed to start his own. It's been a while so I don't remember exactly

Techneecs

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thoiboi

Or x amount of cox suxed

Techneecs

You just want someone to

thoiboi

over hurrr...

Techneecs

So my wife is seeing all the plans I have for the TL and now she wants to mod her G37..fuckin' copycat

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

any plans for her rear bumper or headlights?

TacoBello

Keep it OEM, not aftermarket!

thoiboi

tell her to drop in a J35 engine

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

oil leaks and all.

TacoBello

what about the J32?

Like they always say, good things come in small packages.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

This thread fucking sucks now......

I don't like the new one.

I'm bout to be like Majofo...