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asianspec 02-04-2014 01:37 PM

NFL: 2014 Off-Season News and Discussion Thread
 
The Seahawks are the new Super Bowl Champions. Now what about the rest of the teams in the NFL. Discuss.

Scottman111 02-04-2014 02:08 PM

http://extramustard.si.com/2014/02/0...en-highlights/

Any NFL teams need a backup QB?

Jared Lorenzen still playing QB at 320 pounds :what:

Costco 02-04-2014 02:15 PM

I remember seeing that guy play in preseason a few years back :rofl: he's even HUGER than before. I swear he was around 270-280 when he was in the NFL.

Out of curiosity, I googled for "Jared Lorenzen nickname" and found...


1. "QBese"
2. "Hefty Lefty"
3. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"
4. "The Abominable Throwman"
5. "J.Load"
6. "Round Mound of Touchdown"
7. "Lord Of The Ring-Dings"
8. "Battleship Lorenzen"
9. "He Ate Me"

Scottman111 02-04-2014 02:30 PM

:rofl:

He went to a high school near mine when I was in middle school. He was an athletic 250-275 then. His favorite target was a 280-300 pound tight end that was really fast for his size and they would throw hail marys all day...every game looked like Tecmo Bowl. I think they won state twice.

asianspec 02-04-2014 02:47 PM

:rofl: i don't remember the guy but the names are hilarious.

DaChef320 02-04-2014 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by Scottman111 (Post 14861732)
http://extramustard.si.com/2014/02/0...en-highlights/

Any NFL teams need a backup QB?

Jared Lorenzen still playing QB at 320 pounds :what:

My guess is its gonna take many ppl to sack him

Whiskers 02-05-2014 02:45 AM

Giants in....Oh who am I kidding....

Doom878 02-05-2014 07:40 AM

The Wells' investigation for J. Martin should be ending soon. The texts came out the other day and it sounds like he was cool with Richie Incognito. The findings seem to point to no wrongdoing and that Martin quit on the team for poor performance and wanted to get out in a legal, profitable way. Sayonara bitch :bye:

Plus under the radar because of the Super Bowl and Richard Sherman, the Fins finally got their GM after being rejected by a few others for offers, interviews, and consideration. Nobody liked our structure that the GM couldn't pick the coach. Well WTF would be the point of being GM. Who's going to pick the coach? The old wackjob owner who knows shit about football except real estate.

And outgoing scrub Jeff Ireland was implicated by Incognito in his text that former starting left tackle, Jake Long, was not happy with Ireland. Ireland by the way failed to disclose to the Browns about the mental breakdown of Davone Bess before trading him there. Major :nono: in the NFL.

Scottman111 02-05-2014 12:44 PM

^ Ireland reminds me of Jim Bowden (who I still hate with a burning passion). Won't hesitate to fuck anybody over if it's a good thing for him. Is he done with the organization or are they sticking him at some other job?

As for Incognito and Martin, weren't there voicemails released where Incognito was saying a bunch of crazy stuff? I quit following it early because of how ridiculously it was being covered and blown out of proportion.

Doom878 02-05-2014 02:16 PM

Ireland left as a "mutual agreement". :rofl:

Well apparently Martin did the same. And even at the end of that v/m by Richie, he talks normal which indicates it was a prank.

Yumcha 02-05-2014 02:21 PM

Thanks for starting the thread, LeHeat-breath. :nod:




Here's hoping Chicago does something to address that putrid D. :bored:

Scottman111 02-05-2014 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by Doom878 (Post 14863521)
Ireland left as a "mutual agreement". :rofl:

Well apparently Martin did the same. And even at the end of that v/m by Richie, he talks normal which indicates it was a prank.

Wow...just wow :whyme:

Hope Martin and Ireland go away forever.

Costco 02-05-2014 07:12 PM

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Costco 02-05-2014 07:13 PM

Football helmets in the Star Wars universe
 
Cool.

http://www.nfl.com/photos/0ap2000000...p2000000323727

Costco 02-05-2014 07:16 PM

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JS + XES 02-05-2014 07:24 PM

:rofl:

1Louder 02-05-2014 09:38 PM

:rofl:

jupitersolo 02-19-2014 05:31 PM

Fred Davis busted for drugs again, :goodbye: to your NFL career!

jupitersolo 02-19-2014 05:43 PM

So is this the new TB Bucs helmet...?


http://cdn.newsoxy.com/2014/02/bucca...ms-277x250.jpg

jupitersolo 02-21-2014 06:20 PM

Was Jim Harbaugh almost traded to Browns...


http://msn.foxsports.com/ohio/story/...arbaugh-022114

dom 02-21-2014 08:40 PM

Peter King saying it never happened but doesn't sound like the Browns are denying it. Crazy. I'd think the Niners are insane for even considering it but I wonder how high the picks were....

CocheseUGA 02-21-2014 08:48 PM

Peter King knows as much about football as I do about hockey.

CocheseUGA 02-21-2014 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by jupitersolo (Post 14885610)
So is this the new TB Bucs helmet...?


http://cdn.newsoxy.com/2014/02/bucca...ms-277x250.jpg

That's awful.

jupitersolo 02-21-2014 08:55 PM

No, this is the new helmet...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg9nE-yCMAAwi7w.png

dom 02-21-2014 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by CocheseUGA (Post 14889690)
Peter King knows as much about football as I do about hockey.

Really? Thought he was basically one of the most well respected NFL journalists?

CocheseUGA 02-21-2014 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by dom (Post 14889703)
Really? Thought he was basically one of the most well respected NFL journalists?

It's like in trying to know everything, people lose all the details. He may have a general sense of the league, but I don't put a lot of stock in what he writes about any one particular team.

Except perhaps the Patriots. I think he lives in one of the drawers in Kraft's office desk so he can service him at every opportunity.

jupitersolo 02-21-2014 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by dom (Post 14889703)
Really? Thought he was basically one of the most well respected NFL journalists?

He's a bit of a butthead. As Bob Costas is.

CocheseUGA 02-21-2014 09:04 PM


Originally Posted by jupitersolo (Post 14889707)
He's a bit of a butthead. As Bob Costas is.

A bit? Every time he's on TV I am amazed they allow an uncensored starfish on a national broadcast.

Scottman111 02-22-2014 12:29 AM

I just can't see how that trade would even be considered.


Why would the Browns give up draft picks they desperately need?
Why would Harbaugh want to leave SF? Especially to a team like the Browns, that would also be without those draft picks?
Why would SF not want Harbaugh, besides the fact that he's a douche?

Makes no sense.

Wouldn't it be great if the Browns ceased to exist and the NFL replaced them with an L.A. team so nobody will have to move there :wish:

EhkoXC 02-24-2014 08:30 AM


Originally Posted by Scottman111 (Post 14889906)
I just can't see how that trade would even be considered.


Why would the Browns give up draft picks they desperately need?
Why would Harbaugh want to leave SF? Especially to a team like the Browns, that would also be without those draft picks?
Why would SF not want Harbaugh, besides the fact that he's a douche?

Makes no sense.

Wouldn't it be great if the Browns ceased to exist and the NFL replaced them with an L.A. team so nobody will have to move there :wish:

First of all, you're underestimating the stupidity of Mike Lombardi, aka the man who drafted JaMarcus Russell. It sounds like these discussions took place in the waning days of the Joe Banner/Mike Lombardi reign of terror. They were desperate to make a splash, they lost out on every coach they wanted because of their own egos.

The other thing is, things are getting contentious in the 49ers facility. Contract extension talks broke down between Harbaugh and the front office and there's rumors swirling now that he'll leave the team after this year.

Ultimately, I wouldn't want Harbaugh, I can't stand his personality, but the rumor makes sense, even if it never seriously went anywhere.

Oh, and to your last point, way to sound like an uninformed douche. Sure, they'll get rid of the team with one of the largest, and most loyal fanbases in the league and give them to a city that doesn't care in general about the sports teams they already have.

CocheseUGA 03-03-2014 08:47 AM

I'm typing this blind, because I just saw the new Bucs unis.

Doom878 03-03-2014 10:51 AM

Digital clock numbers :yuck:

#1 STUNNA 03-03-2014 11:22 AM

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WTF! That shit is horrible! :rant:

It was already hard to watch them play

Now they're trying to make you sick as well

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Instead of throw-back uniforms, the Bucs will be wearing throw-up uniforms.

97BlackAckCL 03-03-2014 11:31 AM

:hurl:

Costco 03-03-2014 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by Scottman111 (Post 14889906)
I just can't see how that trade would even be considered.


Why would the Browns give up draft picks they desperately need?
Why would Harbaugh want to leave SF? Especially to a team like the Browns, that would also be without those draft picks?
Why would SF not want Harbaugh, besides the fact that he's a douche?

Makes no sense.

Wouldn't it be great if the Browns ceased to exist and the NFL replaced them with an L.A. team so nobody will have to move there :wish:

These were the exact things going through my mind as I heard about the news. Another thing was apparently there's some beef going on between Harbaugh and Baalke... just a rumor, I hope.

Why would you want to go to a team after they trade away all their picks? And they have huge question marks regarding their roster....

Costco 03-03-2014 12:59 PM

The Bucs unis are TERRIBLE! :pofl:

1Louder 03-03-2014 01:45 PM

If the numbers were a different style the uniforms wouldn't be all that bad. The fact it reminds me of a digital clock from 1975 is the problem.

Of course this coming from a guy whose team wore a lot of neon-green couple seasons ago, so I don't thrown too many stones from that glass house. :smile:

CocheseUGA 03-03-2014 02:52 PM

Nike sucks at uniform design. Always have.

Costco 03-03-2014 03:05 PM

I like the Nike Seahawks unis :hide:

I don't watch NCAA but the Oregon uniforms usually look really cool.

CocheseUGA 03-03-2014 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by Costco (Post 14904594)
I like the Nike Seahawks unis :hide:

I don't watch NCAA but the Oregon uniforms usually look really cool.

The thing about most of Nike's stuff, at least on the collegiate level is, that they are all the same. Seriously, go look at most of what Nike does for schools. They change the colors, and print them for a different school.


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