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Maybe he'll hold out and demand a trade ala Lindros.
But, I think he'll have it pretty good in Edmontonia. I think this will FINALLY push them over the top, right?
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Connor McDavid Loses 2015 NHL Draft Lottery
After months of team executives maneuvering to optimize the odds of having the world's most magical ping-pong ball, we finally know the results of the 2015 Draft Lottery: Connor McDavid loses.
The much-anticipated moment- which had the potential to swing the balance of power in the NHL for the next 10 years- came to an anti-climatic end when the Edmonton Oilers were awarded the #1 overall pick in the 2015 draft.
McDavid wasn't deterred by this disastrous result. "It'll be an honor to be an Oiler. To put on that Copper and Blue sweater, knowing that you're the next in a proud, storied history of first-overall Oiler picks that didn't do jack shit in Edmonton, it'll be a feeling like no other."
While there is still a tiny flicker of hope that the Oilers will screw this pick up, like they did countless times before, it's almost not worth considering. The hype surrounding McDavid is so great, his potential as a franchise player so obvious that even the defending Stanley Cup Champions and President's Trophy winner decided entering the Draft Lottery fray was preferable to making the playoffs.
"No question, we're taking him," Craig MacTavish said. "When you get yet another chance at frustrating your fanbase by squandering a superstar's career, how can you pass that up? A guy like McDavid, you could really build a flawed, perennially-underachieving team around him for the next 10 years."
"It's truly an incredible roster that I get to be a part of," McDavid added. "Looking up and down the depth chart, I see guys like Taylor Hall and Jordan Eberle, and I think to myself 'Wow. I'm so excited to play with the garbage Craig gets in return when we trade Hallsy for peanuts.'"
"This is the moment that every coach dreams of," interim coach Todd Nelson said. "We're incredibly excited to get this rare opportunity to fuck up a generational player. And I think this is the team to do it, I really believe that our culture of losing is strong enough to overcome every good quality that Connor will bring to the team."
McDavid is equally excited to have an unhealthy relationship with his new coach. "I've been aware of Todd for some time now, and I really have the utmost respect for his failure to develop young Oilers. There's no one I'd rather have leading me as we struggle to live up to unrealistic expectations in my first few years in the NHL. I can't wait to be blamed for his firing."
While some critics will point out that this does nothing to fix the Oilers' defensive woes, MacTavish has few worries. "Are there teams better than we are defensively? Yes. Are there AHL teams better than we are defensively? Possibly. A lot of teams have defense, but let me ask you something: How many of these teams are on the precipice of pissing away the promising careers of four number one overall picks? I bet it's not many."
Despite the odds being stacked against him, McDavid knows that he has a Herculean task ahead of him.
"People will make jokes, but you can't listen to them. You just gotta focus on what your goal is. And right now, my only goal is to try, and fail, year after year, to single-handedly drag this shitty, unbalanced team to a playoff spot. At least until I'm 27, or have accrued 7 seasons of service time."
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The much-anticipated moment- which had the potential to swing the balance of power in the NHL for the next 10 years- came to an anti-climatic end when the Edmonton Oilers were awarded the #1 overall pick in the 2015 draft.
McDavid wasn't deterred by this disastrous result. "It'll be an honor to be an Oiler. To put on that Copper and Blue sweater, knowing that you're the next in a proud, storied history of first-overall Oiler picks that didn't do jack shit in Edmonton, it'll be a feeling like no other."
While there is still a tiny flicker of hope that the Oilers will screw this pick up, like they did countless times before, it's almost not worth considering. The hype surrounding McDavid is so great, his potential as a franchise player so obvious that even the defending Stanley Cup Champions and President's Trophy winner decided entering the Draft Lottery fray was preferable to making the playoffs.
"No question, we're taking him," Craig MacTavish said. "When you get yet another chance at frustrating your fanbase by squandering a superstar's career, how can you pass that up? A guy like McDavid, you could really build a flawed, perennially-underachieving team around him for the next 10 years."
"It's truly an incredible roster that I get to be a part of," McDavid added. "Looking up and down the depth chart, I see guys like Taylor Hall and Jordan Eberle, and I think to myself 'Wow. I'm so excited to play with the garbage Craig gets in return when we trade Hallsy for peanuts.'"
"This is the moment that every coach dreams of," interim coach Todd Nelson said. "We're incredibly excited to get this rare opportunity to fuck up a generational player. And I think this is the team to do it, I really believe that our culture of losing is strong enough to overcome every good quality that Connor will bring to the team."
McDavid is equally excited to have an unhealthy relationship with his new coach. "I've been aware of Todd for some time now, and I really have the utmost respect for his failure to develop young Oilers. There's no one I'd rather have leading me as we struggle to live up to unrealistic expectations in my first few years in the NHL. I can't wait to be blamed for his firing."
While some critics will point out that this does nothing to fix the Oilers' defensive woes, MacTavish has few worries. "Are there teams better than we are defensively? Yes. Are there AHL teams better than we are defensively? Possibly. A lot of teams have defense, but let me ask you something: How many of these teams are on the precipice of pissing away the promising careers of four number one overall picks? I bet it's not many."
Despite the odds being stacked against him, McDavid knows that he has a Herculean task ahead of him.
"People will make jokes, but you can't listen to them. You just gotta focus on what your goal is. And right now, my only goal is to try, and fail, year after year, to single-handedly drag this shitty, unbalanced team to a playoff spot. At least until I'm 27, or have accrued 7 seasons of service time."
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The next day, the horror still has not left me. Seriously...No, no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *screams*
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Yep, despite all the dumb penalties, Sid led the way and carried them to a win.
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^ That's what I told my friend yesterday.
Wow, is McDavid ever screwed. He's wondering who he pissed off in the NHL to get this career-death-sentencing.
Wow, is McDavid ever screwed. He's wondering who he pissed off in the NHL to get this career-death-sentencing.
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There might be more truth to that than you think. I don't follow Edmonton but I was reading an article about how they have a history of routinely mismanaging the health of their players. It seems that you better stay healthy in Edmonton because your going to be playing regardless of whether you should or not.
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I don't see a lot of Jonathan Toews but when I do, damn I'm impressed.
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You gotta keep it in perspective yummy. The comment was made by a leafs fan who failed at pro hockey, doms impressed when he watches pee wee hockey.
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Unless the Habs pull a Sharks...I think the Sens are thank-you-come-again.
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LFG RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Does not matter, the habnots won't get past whoever advances.
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If they could have afforded all 3.....
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Domcha, shouldn't you be caddying for a Leafs player or something?
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Ya, there's a Bruins vs Leaves tournament today. I'm Caddying for Kessel, and Black Label is picking up Looch's bag. For Black Labels sake, I hope Looch shoots a good round. I heard he murdered his last caddy.
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That's why I'll never rail against the Pens as much as you and black label. I owe them some gratitude for taking Jordie Staal instead of Why So Serious.
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And don't worry BlackAck, I'm sure the Pens will be teeing off as soon as next week so you can join the fun.
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<--- Still very Oilers are getting McDavid.
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I don't expect them to make it out of this round, I've been very clear on my disappointment with how they've played the last month or so. My only hope is the President's Trophy curse
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Why would I go with him to Edmonton? I plan on locking him in my basement with Moo.....errr locking him in basement so I can convince him to not report to Edmonton and demand a trade to the Leaves.
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That is such an applicable quote for what happened at the draft lottery when the Oilers were awarded #1.
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Seriously, I got up and yelled Noooooooooo! as soon as I saw that gold card. I'd have love to have seen other peoples responses.
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And I kept saying "no" over and over again.
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And of course, dom, McDavid's expression pretty much said it all for everyone.
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Edmonton is where #1 overall picks go to die. Just ask Nuge, Hall, and Nail.
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I think, truly, Deano or Moog had something to do with this...because, if they wanted the most neurotic AZer to stop railing on them? It was to give the #1 pick to the Oilers.
So...GOOD JOB, DEANO/MOOG!
You idiots.
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don't get me started on this draft pick. I wanted Toews OR Backstrom. God...imagine... horrible pick even tho "well you got a cup with Staal"...yea but look how good he is compared to the other two guys.
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absolute disgrace that some "fans" act like this. I have had shit happen like this to me, wearing a Pens jersey at the Coli(reg season) and MSG (playoffs only). There is a fine line between heckling and basically verbal (and physical) abuse. And if any fans at Mellon Arena did this, I would feel ashamed. If you are an isles fan and think this is ok behavior or "oh they should expect it, wearing the other team's jersey", you are wrong.
absolute disgrace that some "fans" act like this. I have had shit happen like this to me, wearing a Pens jersey at the Coli(reg season) and MSG (playoffs only). There is a fine line between heckling and basically verbal (and physical) abuse. And if any fans at Mellon Arena did this, I would feel ashamed. If you are an isles fan and think this is ok behavior or "oh they should expect it, wearing the other team's jersey", you are wrong.
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Just saw this post...Edmonton's problem is they still have no defense. The team has heaps of #4-#6 blueliners. And don't believe what MacTavish is saying about Schultz...that guy is NOT a future Norris winner.
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Or.......trade Yakupov or Hall for a #1 D-man. Even you can admit they have a ton of young assets coveted by other teams.
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If MacT is smart and not too in love with his own prospects, he can definitely trade some of his core (i.e. Eberle, Hall, etc.) to get some help on the blueline. The Oilers may be back to respectability in very short notice. Getting McDavid just sent their rebuild forward 3 years.
I mean, they are inept but they can't possibly fark THIS up, right?!??