You can off road anything, just depends on how much damage you're willing to deal with.

 

Seems like that's a bigger problem with Jeeps

 

Why? Because they're the only ones left to tow the morons out?

 

anyone else notice the crown vic towing rig on mounted on the back?

 

I just watched the Kia video at Moab

TLDR; Buy something 4WD / AWD with decent tires, automatic, and average ground clearance ... you can pretty much get over anything the average consumer would encounter..

 

I'll just leave this here:

 

Yup. That's why I decided to plow into a curb. That's off-roading right there.

 

In many ways, my Hyundai Optimaudi is just as able to off-road as J's Jeep. Bro.

 

It's not just about getting over stuff, it's also turn radius...the short wheelbase and tall height makes it so easy to maneuver on trails and even drive over curbs.
Plus, the TJ is pretty narrow.

 

Gawtdamn, I wanna jeepbrodown.

Do I need to give up my dignity first or does that come after bolting on the angryface grille?

 

Jeep brah

 

Hop in, bro...the water is warm!!! @cu2wagon

 

piss warm?

 

These things don't need clarification

 

It's not even water.

 

lmao, I'm literally holding my gatorade wide mouth bottle from my work truck in my hand as I type this.

 

"wide mouth bottle"

subtle humblebrag.

 

 

But real G's know that you only need a wide mouth bottle when you've got those prostate problems and the stream is all unpredictable.

I got that lazer blaster... 3 hour energy bottle from 10 feet. Nothing but net.

 

lmao...
get that zephyr regular hole and just squeeze pee hole into that bitch and keep enough pressure to keep the stream going right in...
then prop up one ass cheek to give you enough angle to tilt the bottle.
Avoid that toxic shock back feed.

 

J's getting an angry grill?

 

LOL...I don't like how that looks. Looks like eyelashes on a car to me!

it's actually cool but too obvious of a metoo mod.

 

That describes ALL Heep mods.

 

You really aren't lying there...
a big part of why the flags came off when you mentioned that...
I already felt like a wannabe...
cheap lift and some m/t black wheels...
why not.

 

So... Are you going to take this one on the dragon?

 

 

lol...800 miles on the highway with that thing is a nightmare I have no interest in participating in!
If I had it up there though, I'd drive down the dragon straight through, no roads.

 

Bruh, saw this full sick Rubicon this morning

 

Then this sweet Unlimited. Fully mall spec. So tits.


You can see my piece of shit wagon in the reflection. Like the universe is saying I can see myself in a Jeep, bro.

 

Did the red Jeepbro owner wonder why you were taking a pic of his jeep, bro?

 

^fuckin love H for knowing how to use commas. Not comas, MM.

@cu2wagon My neighbor is thinking about grabbing an unlimited or unlimited rubi for his chick to daily drive. His main reason for not getting something too nice is she parks in a daycare parking lot in Dade county and would accrue door dings so he's like shit, in a Wrangler, let these stupid motherfuckers open doors into the sliders.

Anyway, that would be awesome because then I'd have a Jeep Bro across the street and wouldn't need a Wench to pull me out (nor a winch).
Most of the muddy places we go to anyway we'd have to bring a boat anchor since there aren't too many trees to tie off to. Either way, getting stuck
is the part of the shit I don't like...I don't mind if it happens when you're trying to navigate something you shouldn't be able to get through but purposely
driving through mud pits to get stuck and avoiding the part of the trail you could have made it through seems stupid to me.

I put Z down for a nap on Saturday and fell asleep with her...woke up and minivan is out front but the house is quiet. WTF...then I notice the Jeep is gone
Fuck it, good...she finally had the balls to practice manual again. She went up to Holiday Park around the lake...when she got back her daughter was making fun of her
for stalling. I'm like how many times did you? She said 5...I was like, not fuckin bad cause the jeep is hard as fuck to drive smoothly. So I went around the block with her
gave her some pointers on clutch release and then she was perfect. She took them again and this time didn't stall at all.
The whole point was for her to have a toy car to have fun with too so it was nice that she is actually using it.

 

I love that I don't have to give a shit about where I park now. It's impossible for almost any car to door ding me. They'll just bend their own door on the rock slider or hit the tires.

It's one of the finest features of the Jeep.

 

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Did I tell you 143... ❤

 

I see the nice placement of the S2k...

 

On the street. Like a whore.

 

I just saw the 2nd one you posted has the same wheels as me. @cu2wagon

 

Jeepbros gonna jeepbro. Page 15 in the Basic Bitch Jeep catalog.

 

After I got mine I went through the first 2 pages of TJ accessories on Amazon and my Jeep already had about 90% of them.

 

So, you hit the ground running as a Jeepbro, bro.