The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
02-19-2018, 10:25 PM
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You watching US vs SLOVAKIA?
The Slovaks are real good on the ice, but the US has them shooters
The Slovaks are real good on the ice, but the US has them shooters
02-19-2018, 10:28 PM
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2 guys from Harvard
3 guys from Yale
5 guys from Boston
That's the joke
3 guys from Yale
5 guys from Boston
That's the joke
02-19-2018, 10:40 PM
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Fuckin' Haavaahd.
Slovaks putting some hits on the ol' boys though.
Slovaks putting some hits on the ol' boys though.
02-19-2018, 10:43 PM
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'ole boys taking a pounding eh
sounds like a typical Monday night
sounds like a typical Monday night
02-19-2018, 10:44 PM
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Where's Taco to confirm?
02-19-2018, 10:58 PM
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Probably watching channel eh-t. Men's interpretive ice dancing.
02-19-2018, 11:17 PM
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They just described the Czech goalie as a guy who likes to get to his knees quickly and gets a lot of stuff up top.. in one sentence.
I'm severely fucked in the head.
I'm severely fucked in the head.
02-19-2018, 11:17 PM
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Emphasis severely fucked head
Lots of shots eh
Lots of shots eh
02-19-2018, 11:24 PM
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Oh, they know what they're doing. Real pros.
02-19-2018, 11:25 PM
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Eh.
02-19-2018, 11:30 PM
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I wonder how long Kurt spent looking for a Slovakian hockey image to use for his Avi tomorrow, just in case.
Probably a long time.
FFS Kurt!
Probably a long time.
FFS Kurt!
02-19-2018, 11:31 PM
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Fuckin eh
02-20-2018, 05:51 AM
we almost watched the olympics...kids wanted to watch naked and afraid instead. 
02-20-2018, 07:16 AM
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That sounds... Very "Audi owner". 
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02-20-2018, 07:25 AM
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big interview today
02-20-2018, 07:31 AM
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Same advice as before...
Give head to get ahead.
Don't be afraid to show them you can be humiliated.
Make sure you have a firm handshake but also cup the balls.
Talk down to any women you happen to meet with, they must have slept their way into the position and thus are direct competition to you.
Calm your nerves by having a wank before the interview. But not in the interviewer's office. That move is for #Alphas not #AudiBetaCucks. You should do it in the dank bathroom like the degenerate you are.
Call your mum after, you fucking animal.
Give head to get ahead.
Don't be afraid to show them you can be humiliated.
Make sure you have a firm handshake but also cup the balls.
Talk down to any women you happen to meet with, they must have slept their way into the position and thus are direct competition to you.
Calm your nerves by having a wank before the interview. But not in the interviewer's office. That move is for #Alphas not #AudiBetaCucks. You should do it in the dank bathroom like the degenerate you are.
Call your mum after, you fucking animal.
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02-20-2018, 09:59 AM
what have we created ?!?!? ^^^
02-20-2018, 10:00 AM
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02-20-2018, 10:31 AM
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02-20-2018, 10:34 AM
02-20-2018, 10:36 AM
Cold as fuck in California.
28 degrees and windy.
I was about to stay home today.
28 degrees and windy.
I was about to stay home today.
02-20-2018, 10:44 AM
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71 and rainy af in Austin #weather #FFS
02-20-2018, 10:56 AM
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You back from your "interview" Kurt?
Did you blow it?
Did you blow it?
02-20-2018, 10:56 AM
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And by "blow it", I mean, "get the job".
02-20-2018, 10:56 AM
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Probably rhetorical.
02-20-2018, 11:04 AM
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02-20-2018, 11:21 AM
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Morning.
02-20-2018, 12:27 PM
30 mins el fuck boy.
02-20-2018, 12:38 PM
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02-20-2018, 12:58 PM
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Right now Kurt should be applying Chapstick.
02-20-2018, 01:00 PM
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To his butthole.. that's quite Alpha of him.
02-20-2018, 01:03 PM
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Pleasantries are over by now. FFS Kurt should be Chin Nuts Kurt by now.
02-20-2018, 01:03 PM
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Hope he's remembering to cup the balls. Maybe a light tug as well but not too hard.
02-20-2018, 01:04 PM
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How is it going @kurtatx?
02-20-2018, 01:04 PM
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Firm grip Kurt, light tugging.
10 more minutes and he should be transitioning to a new position.
10 more minutes and he should be transitioning to a new position.
02-20-2018, 01:05 PM
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02-20-2018, 01:32 PM
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We'd probably need a third (silent) partner to write the business plan. We could probably pay them with tasteful nudes of hardbody dudes (just get them from the internet, or catfish DeerMeat).
Be making a $Million a week. Top 10% for sure.
Be making a $Million a week. Top 10% for sure.
02-20-2018, 02:01 PM
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Back from 
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02-20-2018, 02:36 PM
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That's Drake Level > Alpha Level
Let me read a book on it first
02-20-2018, 02:44 PM
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FFS Kurt POV right now
