Dicks for everyone.

Dick for you, you, you, you, umm no fuck you, dick for you, chick that looks like a dude, you can get some dick too.

 

I let my facial hair grow for three months...
looks like a 5:00 shadow

 

 

Impressive

 

them pussy pullers tho

 

I grew a 5 o'clock shadow by 2pm one time.

 

I shave at night because lazy so by the time lunch time hits the next day, I already need to shave again

 

I'll let you know when my 5 o clock shadow hits.. still waiting, been 15 years ..

 

Bro, I am determined for a FU Man Chu.
letting my shit grow for 20 years

 

Is there a Fu Man Chu equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez?

Maybe you can just do that.

 

Probably called the Poo Man Chu.

 

bless you

 

I can't grow shit besides herb.

No serious, I can't skin irritation is a bitch for me. I can't even use a razor and shaving cream. Very common for Afro American men.

 

Mission accomplished?

 

A fuckit kinda day...
I'm on over a year of having the beard trimmed to about a level 1 long on my clippers.
I dig it, the white hairs let all the girls with daddy issues know what's what.

 

and yes, I cross my legs. I'm part Euro. All the cucks do it.

 

Holy shit Justin...if Mark Wahlberg's grandmother's auntie were Asian...
you even have the same facial growth pattern.

 

shit looks like my butthole

 

justn you skinny ass hell ninja.. look creepy af too.. you need a shave and a steak
a big steak :wink:

 

Do I look like Undying dreams yet?

 

Did you skip leg day your whole life?

 

open your eyes bigger and the resemblance is uncanny

 

im hungry as fuck, brb tube steak

 

I like how there's an empty pot behind him.. like he tried to grow some crop
but he's a guy and Justn either over-watered it, under-watered it, starved it, poor climate control, or didn't give it enough rays
That's why Jesus invented plastic plants and connects

 

https://www.youvegotcrabs.com/store/


Justin, time to buy your game

 

it real death'd

 

You can tell J eats a lot of (tube) steak
Looking healthy AF
and sober

Fuck that.. gonna need a couple bottles of get fucked with that steak

 

don't forget the majestic mane, mane...

 

You can tell J probably uses egg yolks to get that fine coat
Or jizz.. probably.

 

Leg day everyday bro. burns the most calories and now my 30inch waist pants dont fit.
I did buy a cool gun belt that ratchets, so no need to buy new pants.

 

Actually...in case any of y'all actually do care...

I tried this olive oil natural gel and it does wonders for the hair, no lie. It doesn't get all dry and nasty when you wash it out...
here's the newest cheapest one
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

 

We in here sharing cosmetic tips now?

 

For absolute fucks sake is going on here?

 

Here's my contribution

I struggled with it for a while but here's what I did. Exfoliate > proper prep with a pre shave > real shave cream applied with boar's head brush > shave with a safety razor and not those 4389 blade cartridges BS.

 

30 inch waist.. wtf ninja
At least your big dick keeps the pants in place
Read a book Eat a steak and 10 potatoes

 

Just a bunch of guys giving tips to guys

 

Morning.

 

I could wear a 30 inch waist too if I never had to hike them up past my knees.

 

Yeah, and some grooming advice too.

 

I want a tip!