I love the Olympics mang
This year has been a shitshow without Costas
These fucking color commentators are fucking hilarious
Totally fucking up names, talking out of their ass to the next level
One dude got fired already, even Couric caught flak
eStuuuupiddd Bihhhhh

 

I'm not even in a joking mood, brother.
I can't win and I'm out of patience.

 

Bro

 

Did it remind you of these guys?

 

Yeah, unfortunately those aren't even options at this point.

 

Dude
Kenny Blankenship would have murdered it

 

Those are always options with me
J is like one step away from going Taco
Making a million bucks a year and taking hot saunas
#alphashit

 

The good news is it isn't Valentine's Day yet!!
Pre-Valentine's sucks.. but room to make up for it
Get that big promotion Kurt missed out on
Get respeks, Get money, Adored by Kurt's Mum
Worse case, we'll still rub your wang
Love, 3G Wrecking Crew

 

alright motherfuckers
get your dicks wet

 

LMAO, the backrub one is fucking on fucking point...

 

His name should be Shaun Gwai Lo.

 

Because he invaded Mum's panties
Took all her riches and got her hooked on smack
Then quit it, but tricked her out on the corner for 100 years
Probably

 

Rip a heart out and feast while it still beats. Then make sex.

 

Good 'ole lady propane

 

Trickin' her ass all over East Texas

 

Damn Shaun White... 'd a little on his Run 2 but then the clutch Run 3 clenched (heh butthole) the gold for him

 

i lol'd...hope rockstar is in a better mood today

 

Cuz I suspect he wrote a business plan

 

 

 

business plan level: flawless
If you all thought Adam knew his shit.
I'm skipping over men AND women, straight to livestock
and 2M a year, not 1. 2 is more.

 

Basically how RS143 will get rich

 

if Rockstar ever got to that level, i'd bring him more dicks

 

Time for the rest of us to buy stock in peanut butter!

 

And when you've given up sockets and plugs... I guess there's always PC gaming. G/L pwning n00bs and fucking their moms during Carl of Doody, RS!

 

Taco?

 

But really; just find a place to feel comfortable and safe and things will start looking up.

Spoilered for that one guy who would probably complain about seeing a bear den.

 

Didnt even know a bear den exisited. the things you learn on the internet

 

 

Something tells me you'd be very popular at a bear den.

 

I love that Justin took that photo in front of electric meters...which I have a lot experiences with.

 

Grammar unclear...

Do you have a lot of experience with Justn? Or a lot of exper-- Nevermind. Rhetorical.

 

Time to get this Bear Den started?

 

,

 

 

fucking inflation.. it used to be a nickel

 

I bet it's a nickel after Valentine's Day

 

A bear that cant grow hair!?

 

Sounds like.

But remember, if you do it for free it's a hobby. If you get paid, you're a professional.

 

Hope you bitches get some pussaayyy dick today.