cool

 

RS3 is such a bitch ride... Get it Kurt.. it's perfect!!
But it does 0-60 in 3.5 seconds and the 1/4 mile in less than 12!
Sure Kurt... I bet that emissions report says it's below the EPA limits too

 

Oh the Owee Dee RS143
I heard of that

I heard it swallowed the competition
Beat them off the line and then went to town
Not really a head turner, but a snap neck kind of thrill
Yeah it's ugly and it has a minuscule stick shift, but it can take a big load

 

And you can fit a whole lot in the back.

 

Just keep cramming stuff in there with ease.

 

Quite a wide opening.

 

The rear access is the biggest in it's class.. maybe the biggest ever. -Ron Jeremy Clarkson

 

Fuck cars.

 

Have someone drive you around.

 

Paying homage to BG Snoop Doggy Dogg..
Used to tote two berretta nine millimeters, dickies, adidas shirt, and drank Tanqueray like a BG
Shorty wanna be a thug breh
That's hype beast to you fuccbois millennials


I heard J was really into dickies and carried a nine millimeter too.. still does..

 

what did i miss?

 

Nothing.

 

Your services aren't needed anymore fuccboi
See yourself out... I heard Canada has some openings (emphasis openings)
Make 3G Ramblings Great Again!

 

actually got a text on brown this morning...
broken ass english...probably annoying. probably.

 

Broken engrish who wants to buy an Audi
Shit breh, meet up
Roll up with a MAGA hat and an ICE shirt
We good on price vato? Yeah I thought so.
#TakeNotes

 

You said Se habla espanol

 

Claro, que si...
also, claro queso.


I'll load the fucking thing in a shipping container and get it to Venezuela for him!

 

He probably didn't even read the ad.

He Saw Audi A3 Cuck $$

Found number and sent the text.

 

Good for you, Flip

 

African American History month

 

Really.. a bunch of white guys beating a black object with sticks.. plus it's the national sport of Canada.. fuck out of here.

 

If you really support the Blacks, you'd post a bowling meme
Big black ball.. striking down a bunch of white red necks.
#fistsup #blackandproud #blackowned

I'm black and I'm black and I'm black y'all.. I'm blickity blickity blickity black y'all -Logic

 

 

Fuck that noise.

 

Dionne Miller looks like she needs some black in her mouf.

 

We not recognized enough.

What you have a black history month.

Yea, the shortest fucking month out of the year.

 

bruh we don't even get a month, Lunar New Year should be counted as a holiday


and it's short because it's to undercompensate for your large...

 

Fuckin America.

 

At least we get Martin Luther King Jr day off.

I'm waiting for Oprah day.

 

FFS Kurt, got me looking at Stelvio's now.....

And maybe im dumb but i didnt know VW brought out the Atlas, i saw one yesterday and it looks nice!

 

I read horrible reviews on that.

 

on the atlas? i read really good reviews.

 

I heard horror stories about the Atlas.

 

Just go get a Pilot, Ulster.

Or MDX.

 

Damn ya'll......

 

Get a Pontiac Aztek and call it a day

 

Do i look like walter white?

 

yes.

 

It can, if you like.

 

Dennis got a killer ass deal on a Pilot EX-L like 33k or some shit like that. He lives in Texas, I don't know which part though.