That's the most fuccboi shit I've ever read
Like right out of Drake's playbook

Except he scratched out play and wrote in love
You motherfuckas fuckin up the game
Set the bar too high ass ninja

 

Lower the bar
Then fuck it up
Tear down and build back up
Trail of tears torn assholes type shit
Psychology motherfucker
Read a book

 

I get my wife flowers and chocolates and shit randomly throughout the year never, because we're madly in love and that's the type of beautiful reminders we do for each other fuck it, both of us are too old and lazy to start over in the dating pool again.

That's true love, fools. Take note.

Also, buy the most comfortable couch you can afford.

#cul0LifeTips
#Drake'sMyBitch
#Not10PercenterThings

 

Afford.. You mean finance with Kurt's mum as a co-signer, zero down, no payments for 90 days, good luck finding me at that address. Best couch for fuccin, loungin, clean up, and bein bool. They hatin, but this bouch bomfortable.

 

Not gonna lie, my old man's a doctor, so she can probably afford it

(I'm the family failure because I'm not an MD)

 

Hit me with them digits then, Kurt. FFS.

 

nah son. My sister's autistic, so they have to save their $$$$'s to make sure she's provided for

 

Pop's is a doctor, eh?

So you're like at least second generation 10%er then, right?

 

Second generation 10%...

10%(10%) ?...

10%^10% ?...



That's like 0.005%er or something.

 

FFS Kurt probably owns Acrazime.

 

no wonder he has an Audi.

 

Probably the prince of Texas or something.

 

Shit... Kurt, are you one of them Bushes? Kurt Bush? Great gramps and Grampa were president before the Kenyan?

 

Oh, my family is all Chevy. So many broken down cars. I bought and Audi had to pretty much hide it when i was 23

 

Do you drive NASCARs?

 

Lol, no. My Dad's dad and my mom's mom are immigrants from Italy. Asiago, actually. Cheese salesmen, according to Ellis Island.

 

Cheese empire
Mafia
Learned doctors
Kurt owns Walmart

 

So you're saying she's single.. and will inherit the Empire.
Shiettt... We're going to be brothers!
Except I'll be beloved.

 

 

Remember that time el-jeff-eh was like, " I will swing in tomorrow and chat."?

Yeah me neither. Fuck that guy's girlfriend's big ol titties.

 

Exactly..

 

Watching Shaun White stomp the competition in the qualifier
Fucking half pipe (emphasis half pipe), big white
Google analytics is getting a little fresh
Fucking ADs
Teh best

 

Oh, a challenge koch, is it?

I've seen some of those movies.

 

this page was full of win

 

I legit lol'd at work.


Morning

 

been a while since ramblings was great, again.
thanks for that, boys.

 

M3grga

 

We deported Taco, PB, and el Jefe... getting there.

 

We need a motto..

Grab em by the Koch
Drain the Koch
Blow the Koch, make em pay for it

 

 

"Fuck outta here, Canadian fuccbois"?

 

What's that supposed to mean Kurt?!?!?
It's because the color of the skin isn't it
You never liked BBKs, don't lie
Probably think all BBKs are going to stick you up

 

Maybe that other guy can help with a motto...

Like "Acurazine First"

or maybe

"Ein Auto ein Hersteller eine Website".

 

And then there could be a pinwheel flag and a special greeting with extended arm.

 

Audi RS3: Cool or nah?

 

That's totally a Kurtmobile
This too..

 

Get it Kurt
Pussy

 

Bruh.

 

RS3 is just a Golf, right?

And what is golf? A bunch of dudes putting their ball in the same, over used, hole. Ultimate Cuck move, Kurt. FFS.

 

Now the Audi RS143...

Still cuck.