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Old 02-12-2018, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Bro, she special everyday. I don't buy into that Valentine's day hype. I buy her flowers just because.
That's the most fuccboi shit I've ever read
Like right out of Drake's playbook

Except he scratched out play and wrote in love
You motherfuckas fuckin up the game
Set the bar too high ass ninja
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Old 02-12-2018, 06:23 PM
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Lower the bar
Then fuck it up
Tear down and build back up
Trail of tears torn assholes type shit
Psychology motherfucker
Read a book
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Old 02-12-2018, 07:10 PM
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I get my wife flowers and chocolates and shit randomly throughout the year never, because we're madly in love and that's the type of beautiful reminders we do for each other fuck it, both of us are too old and lazy to start over in the dating pool again.

That's true love, fools. Take note.

Also, buy the most comfortable couch you can afford.

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Old 02-12-2018, 07:35 PM
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Afford.. You mean finance with Kurt's mum as a co-signer, zero down, no payments for 90 days, good luck finding me at that address. Best couch for fuccin, loungin, clean up, and bein bool. They hatin, but this bouch bomfortable.
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Old 02-12-2018, 07:37 PM
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Not gonna lie, my old man's a doctor, so she can probably afford it

(I'm the family failure because I'm not an MD)
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Old 02-12-2018, 07:39 PM
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Hit me with them digits then, Kurt. FFS.
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Old 02-12-2018, 07:40 PM
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nah son. My sister's autistic, so they have to save their $$$$'s to make sure she's provided for
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Pop's is a doctor, eh?

So you're like at least second generation 10%er then, right?
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Old 02-12-2018, 07:43 PM
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Second generation 10%...

10%(10%) ?...

10%^10% ?...



That's like 0.005%er or something.
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Old 02-12-2018, 07:43 PM
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FFS Kurt probably owns Acrazime.
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no wonder he has an Audi.
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Old 02-12-2018, 07:45 PM
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Probably the prince of Texas or something.
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Old 02-12-2018, 07:46 PM
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Shit... Kurt, are you one of them Bushes? Kurt Bush? Great gramps and Grampa were president before the Kenyan?
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Oh, my family is all Chevy. So many broken down cars. I bought and Audi had to pretty much hide it when i was 23
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Do you drive NASCARs?
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Shit... Kurt, are you one of them Bushes? Kurt Bush? Great gramps and Grampa were president before the Kenyan?
Lol, no. My Dad's dad and my mom's mom are immigrants from Italy. Asiago, actually. Cheese salesmen, according to Ellis Island.
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Old 02-12-2018, 09:20 PM
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Cheese empire
Mafia
Learned doctors
Kurt owns Walmart
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Old 02-12-2018, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
nah son. My sister's autistic, so they have to save their $$$$'s to make sure she's provided for
So you're saying she's single.. and will inherit the Empire.
Shiettt... We're going to be brothers!
Except I'll be beloved.
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Not gonna lie, I laughed out loud
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Old 02-12-2018, 09:59 PM
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Remember that time el-jeff-eh was like, " I will swing in tomorrow and chat."?

Yeah me neither. Fuck that guy's girlfriend's big ol titties.
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:17 PM
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Exactly..

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Old 02-12-2018, 10:33 PM
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Watching Shaun White stomp the competition in the qualifier
Fucking half pipe (emphasis half pipe), big white
Google analytics is getting a little fresh
Fucking ADs
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:44 PM
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Oh, a challenge koch, is it?

I've seen some of those movies.
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Old 02-13-2018, 06:24 AM
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this page was full of win
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Originally Posted by justnspace
this page was full of win

I legit lol'd at work.


Morning
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Old 02-13-2018, 07:23 AM
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been a while since ramblings was great, again.
thanks for that, boys.
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We deported Taco, PB, and el Jefe... getting there.
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We need a motto..

Grab em by the Koch
Drain the Koch
Blow the Koch, make em pay for it
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Old 02-13-2018, 07:50 AM
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“It’s that kind of Koch”
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Old 02-13-2018, 07:56 AM
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"Fuck outta here, Canadian fuccbois"?
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Old 02-13-2018, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
“It’s that kind of Koch”
What's that supposed to mean Kurt?!?!?
It's because the color of the skin isn't it
You never liked BBKs, don't lie
Probably think all BBKs are going to stick you up
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Old 02-13-2018, 08:03 AM
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Maybe that other guy can help with a motto...

Like "Acurazine First"

or maybe

"Ein Auto ein Hersteller eine Website".
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And then there could be a pinwheel flag and a special greeting with extended arm.
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Audi RS3: Cool or nah?
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That's totally a Kurtmobile
This too..

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Old 02-13-2018, 08:42 AM
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Get it Kurt
Pussy
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Audi RS3: Cool or nah?
Bruh.

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RS3 is just a Golf, right?

And what is golf? A bunch of dudes putting their ball in the same, over used, hole. Ultimate Cuck move, Kurt. FFS.
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Now the Audi RS143...

Still cuck.
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