I'll let him tell you.

 

 

 

Why don't you do what non-Shit Kurt did and take a ban for the team?

 

just the fact that he's a little lobotomized child in the corner going on about his mom's leased car
and you guys just have to engage with him, like that derp can't give some opinion from some articles he read

how about let him say whatever the fuck he wants to say
and deux, the little shit is only here because you guys entertain him, think about that

he's not thinking.. man, I'd love to punch these fuckers in the face and fuck their moms
nah son, he's happy af, he don't know any better
tells his mom how many friends he has
seriously mang

 

FFS. I hate it when Maj is right.

 

I'm telling you
go sideways
agree with him
shit will be mad fun

if anyone doesn't get the clue
put them on the squad
shit will be hilarious

 

Even I'm not dumb enough to do that

 

Shit....

 

Any mods planned?

 

I'll just block that bitch. The inner black in me (Libra) likes to go back at people when they're stupid.

I like to have the fucking last word, damn it!

 

...shit?

 

Told my co worker to leave the white girls with booty alone in the office. Someone over heard me, shit, good thing I'm in HR.

 

Well

The headlights are hazy AF so that's something I'll fix prob tomorrow.
Also LED dome lights, reverse, plates, whatever cause I got a million of these hanging around already.
I got an old single DIN JVC radio collecting dust I'll put in it too, at least its got AUX unlike the stock deck.

Otherwise it has 68k miles and is a 2002 model so little maintenance shit here and there.
FL bearing needs replaced. One of the fuel tank strap is rusted & broken, Suzuki wants $60 for the part so I'll just use some good ol' galvanized steel strap instead. It's like $3 for 10 feet and totally safe to use for that.
Hatch handle needs some WD40 cause it stays stuck in open position. Rear driver side lock actuator is dead so I'll pull from the junkyard whenever I care enough. Might even go crazy quality and take a fuel tank strap while I'm there.

I think I still got 5% tint left over so maybe tint the tails just to fuck around Police station is on the corner of my street though so maybe that's playing with fire.


Either way it was cheap and it's clean, wondering if I keep it for winter beater forever or if I flip it once winter is over. It's got 2 set of wheels (steelies and OEM rims) and 2 sets of tires.

 

Could have bought Js A3...

 

Don't think JS is selling his A3 for 12 hundos though.

 

Yea, doubt it. SHould have just asked him for homie pricing.

Shit, would probably cost you $1200 just to ship.

 

Don't test your luck with a bus in that thing

 

I mean, you can, but it probably won't go well.

 

Where is (Oh) Shit Kurt?

 

No clue how it works to import from USA to CAN but I figure it can't be too bad considering how many USA VGAs make it to this side to get fixed. We have too many good frame fixers or real desperate people here it seems.

Still no clue what to get once summer comes. I'd like to keep it under $10K because I'm paying cash + respectful amount of clicks & under 10 years but I can't seem to find something I like.
Under 10 years thing is for tax reason, you pay taxes on what you declared you bought the car for on cars that are 10 years or older. 15% tax is kinda lame on a $10K car... I'd rather pay 15 cents by having paid the car 1 wholesome dollar.


As much as I like G35/37 outside appearance, performance and yadda yadda the center console is fucking yucky. Used to want one after the TL but meh prob won't.
4 doors or 2 doors doesn't matter. RWD/AWD preferred.
IS350 I like too but it's AT only and I kinda regretted buying the TL AT. A bit bland on the outside too.
Thought of 335i, Altima w/ 3.5, MS6 cause fuck MS3s, RX8, Accord w/ 3.5, A4 w/ 3.2, still gotta think about what Mercedes has to offer but maybe CLK350 or older CLK500? Always like those.

Thought maybe go roofless with a Z4 but unless it's 3.0L it's pretty meh. People are asking too much for a 3.0L though.

I think it might have 1 functional airbag, I'm prob fine. Crash rating perfect 5 out of 7 on the side too.

 

MS6 is nice. Buddy used to have one, turbo have him issues and oil leak like a mofo.

I wouldn't touch an RX8.

Out of that list maybe a 335i.

 

I need to go pay the Asian girl around the corner a visit. Needs a massage.

 

Yeah not too hot on the RX8 & the issues that come with it.
But then not too hot on the 335i & the fuel pump issues that come with it either.

 

True.

Well there is always a 6MT TL. I mean you're used to the car.

 

Broke my fucking neck yesterday tie-wrapping the fuel tank strap so it didn't rub on the ground while laying on my side. I was too lazy to jack the car and I'll def regret it.

Must be how cu2wagon feels about blowing a million dicks

 

too many feels


(was going to sell this year or next one anyway, was getting bored with it)

 

He probably feels some type of way.. like nah, that's Kurt's job

You must feel like a fool though. Fixed a strap on your hooptie when you could have sucked a million dicks for cash loonies. Take notes Taco. #businessplan2018

 

Is that a Swift?

I'd actually rock the fuck out of that little shitbox. 5-door? Fuck me running... I'm getting all hot and bothered.

I want to get something similar for WagonJr when he needs a car... A Yaris 5-door. Homebrew a turbo kit on it for ultimate hoonage.

Fuck Yeah! 'murica Canuckia!

 

Definitely put some medium pimping 16" rimzzzzzz.

 

Emphasis on big rims

 

It's a Suzuki Aerio. Not a bad beater really, they used that thing with the manual tranny & the 1.6L on TopGear for their reasonably priced car laps with celebrities for a few years

Apparently they made AWD models, next level hooning if when you break traction to all 4 wheels while cornering.

 

No idea what size the stockies are, I think 15s.

Still got the 18s from the TL. Not sure if it would rub, it's just like 3 inches difference.

 

Cancel plan, 4 bolts on the Aerio. God damn that would have been way too stupid, kinda sad it doesn't match I would have fitted them just on 1 side to take pictures

 

Ah, Aerio. I think that's the bigger one, maybe?

I don't know. I don't know Suzuki cars, too many wheels.

Plus, after blowing a million dicks, its hard to remember things... That's a lot of loads to take

 

I don't think Oh Shit Kurt likes that nickname very much.

 

Hold the fuck on. Is there a Shit Kurt and an Oh Shit Kurt? Or one and the samem

 

They're the same person.

Technically, it's (Oh) Shit Kurt

And the there's FFS Call your Mum Kurt (me). I actually do need to call her.

 

Oh. Shit Kurt.

Good, I'm still on the same page.

 

There's poop on that page though.