Honda Fit.


ask @TylerT

 

Wow. That crapbox on Craigslist...

Looks like the owner has irritable bowel or something. Probably craps on his own shoes on the regular.



Probably would knock $2000 off the asking price if you offered to fuck his SO and let him watch.

 

Sup.

 

Probably not.

 

Lmao imagine trying to be a good samaritan, then you watch this guy takeoff after he flips his car.

 

Definitely

 

A single cup holder, because no one would be caught dead riding in a shit cuckmobile

 

J put his real phone number on that bitch

 

LMAO,
there are 2...
but they butt right up against each other.
Plus, I removed the armrest that was completely fallen apart.

 

LOL...I don't have a burner phone!
What am I supposed to use?

 

Fucking writing a novela to sell that cuckmobile

 

google voice ninny

or get a $20 burner fone fool

 

what can I say...
I'm a wordy fuck.
I try and cover all bases so someone can't come later and claim I left it out.

Google voice...
you mean I no have your real number, MattJoe?

 

Here J.. let me help you out..

 

Done.
On the phone now with interested party.
It worked!

 

area code is like 237. That's not Texas

 

I has your real one though, Jus...

 

You've never sold anything on CL before.. FFS mang

Strong engine
Turbo Fast
German engineering
AC ice cold
189k highway miles
Se habla espanol

 

i had to burn my uber cool burner number. it was like 281 696 6969

 

ROFL...
that's actually perfect.
I'm too wordy, already told you that.

I'll rewrite it.
Car, give me $3500.

 

Shit, he finally decided to sell.

Although, I need icy cold A/C, you know California.

 

i'll cut you a deal to buy another compressor...

 

Hello

I'm J, want to be a cuck like me? Buy this bitchin ass Cuckmobile

Cash only no lowballers unless you want to suck me off.

It's no RDX elite, but guaranteed to pull you some 4 or 5s.

Se habla espanol.

 

Indeed, I love my Fit. Manuel transmission ftw!

Bought it for $3,000 .. PO kept perfect records since 55,000 miles .. now has 199,000.

Alternator is starting to die doh

 

Ha.. local ad.. A/C issues too.. DSG.. 1k more

https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/ct...480076975.html

 

They some cucks too

The A3, even though it shares its powertrain and some of its underguts with certain Volkswagens, still comes off as an Audi with credibility. The engine was a joy to drive and returned acceptable fuel economy. It handles and feels as only German cars do. Audis arenâ € ™t known for A/C problems, so write that issue off as a fluke to this particular car. And the Direct Shift Gearbox demonstrates how good an auto-clutch transmission can be. Audi is known for delivering among the best interiors youâ € ™ll find in mainstream automobiles. The cabin designs are attractive and functional, all materials are of good quality, and the fit and finish first rate. Car is located at jax 3 automotive at 16685 ih35 north Selma tx 78154. Exit 174B just passed Gunn GMC

 

FFS @TylerT you still haven't fixed that fucking alternator?!

Come by thoiboi's garage this weekend, order Denso alternator from Amazon shipped to me. I'll take care of it for you ya lazy bish... it's not like you have another project going on

 

watch and learn, that's a cuckin' ad right there

 

emphasis on watch

 

Alternator, belt, fluids, and new spark plugs are sitting in an Amazon box

Once the S4 is done ... Fit is going under the knife.

 

jeeebus.

 

hurry up then!

 

The fit will never go under the knife, because Eth Fo will never be done.

 

Go on Tyler, go on.

 

This is what my garage looked like on Sunday ...

 

Hopefully changing that tonight. ..

 

A/C compressor on the ground.. piece of shit didn't work anyway

But when you sell

 

AC in my S4 works surprisingly well ... when it wants to.

External temperature sensor is broken so .. if it reads anything under 10 degress it automatically turns it off

 

ehh

good thing we live in cali

 

I noticed that too...lmao....