Flipster23

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I wish I was a mod. I feel left out I'm the one with the BBC damn it.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Tired. Went and got my hair cut, drove through some fog. Time to hit the sack...

Majofo

Fuck out of here Kurt.. why you even bro down with us?
Yo wife is top 10% earner in America
You probably don't like Jews too
FFS

Yumcha

Awwww snap. I moved the Dakar thread to Motorsports...and then, I MERGED IT WITH OTHER DAKAR THREADS!!!!









It was nice knowing you fellas.

Yumcha

Dude. You are not missing out. Believe me.

Majofo

Terry is quite the character. If he wrote a book about his life, it would be a best seller.

Yumcha

polobunny

Loaner is a Ford Focus hatch




Worst automatic transmission on a car I've ever tried in my life. That's coming from someone who drives a TL...
The shuddering and slipping makes you feel like traction control is engaging every time you press the pedal and the car only has 16k miles on it. Otherwise I guess the car's alright.

OsK

iTrader: (2)

I'm honestly surprised those are still being used as rental cars. There was a fucking lawsuit for those shitty "PowerShift" gearboxes. Had one as a rental back in 2015. Abused the fuck out of it.

cu2wagon

So, I guess, cross that off the list of possible replacements...

Can I interest you in a Nissan Versa SV? Would you like to speak to (a) God? The Versa SV affords you the opportunity to pray quite verbosely and with great conviction.

cu2wagon

Any of you guys ever overdo it on jalapenos on your burger and end up crapping your guts out at 3:30 in the morning?

My 'Tussin/Vodka cocktail wore off and shit (heh) just got real.

I got this place to myself right now. Maybe I should go merge threads.

kurtatx

Surprised this thread hasn't been merged with the Timepiece thread.

cu2wagon

Timepiece, or Shitty Timepiece?

Majofo

H merged them with a quickness
Poor Tobey Taco

Yumcha

Yumcha

A watch is a watch. Even if some watches can buy all the watches.

Yumcha

But, unlike the woman, Taco is not prone to outbursts of shrieking. And tissues. And tampons.

What really is the issue is that the Complaints Department is not good at handling emotional women and so, well, like in fights with your significant other, it's always YOUR fault. It's easier that way.

Yumcha

G'morning.

cu2wagon

So, I'm sitting here eating some Froot Loops with Jr, because I'm an adult dammit and I can eat Froot Loops, and out of nowhere he just starts saying "eating bereal. Eating bereal".

And I was just like, Denzel.gif

And told him we're just bicken back bein' bool eatin' on some bereal.

And he just says "quit copying me".

Even my boy knows I'm a mark ass trick. I'm sad and proud all at the same time.

Majofo

Don't get it twisted
Y'all remember when Taco reported my post
and was like.. didn't want to do that to you, but you left me no choice
and we all laughed our asses off

Yumcha

That's pretty cool.

Little Cha is playing with his fire and construction vehicles. Breakfast was banana pancakes the First Lady whipped up...he didn't eat as much as I hoped and so, will try again in a bit. Hafta chase the bugger to eat sometimes.

Yumcha

Oh hang on. I was saying the womanness did not occur to me.

Majofo

Real recognize real

cu2wagon

I'm thinking about showing him how to play Call of Duty. So I can frag his ass and scream that I fucked his mom.

That should really hit home for him.

Yumcha

You should also play Street Fighter with him.

Yumcha

And do NOT give him seconds.

Majofo

I'll never forget when some prepubescent said "suck my dingaling majofo" on black cocks

My wife heard it too.. it was hilarious.
Got quiet when I asked the little shit for his address

cu2wagon

Yer outta yer league kid... I will eat you alive.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Swat his ass!

Majofo

cu2wagon

That seems a little aggressive.

Yumcha

Somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad. Somebody.

cu2wagon

Yumcha

That's Motrin pain.

Majofo

Sad thing is that wasn't even his train
Oh well, at least that one took him home to Jesus

cu2wagon

That gif accurately depicts how I feel when I wake up most mornings. Except she needed to have rolled down three flights of stairs and landed in a pile of broken beer bottles.

Majofo

Did the fall break the bottles, or already broken?
I'm guessing it doesn't matter all that much
Drink more?

cu2wagon

Not sure which is worse. Already broken bottles are sharp and stabby. Unbroken bottles impart blunt force trauma before becoming sharp, but most of the stabby is away from them direction of impact.



I sense the opportunity to do science... Time to make some beer bottles empty!

cu2wagon

Regardless; drink more.

But that leads to the train gif.

Vicious cycle.

Yumcha

What happens if you merge more?