LMAO, I stand in the background with the grenade, not the shank on the front line!
I'm too important to the cause!

 

Puss

 

Maj, you've seen the new Roav C1? Different form factor and built-in wifi..

 

It's an honor to die for another, live as a man, die as a man, or be a bitch forever

 

G'damn right...
but I want to make an informed decision before I get all fired up!

PS...I need to step my security camera game up for sure...in these times, it's necessary.

 

Yeah with such shitty drivers nowadays, I feel so much more at ease driving around with a dash cam

 

Well, I think they always existed...
although I'd love one to record my sweet donuts!

 

that's so weird.. the Roav C1 just popped up in my feed like 2 hrs ago

 

J... Arlo Pro mang.. do it.
So many sweet deals on it now too.

 

I LOVE that they are standalone...
I hate that they are so expensive and have to keep going back up to change the batteries...wonder what the life is on 4 AA

 

 

My cousies in NM jumped on the Costco Black Friday sale for them.. it was like 3 for 400 or something?

 

They're $437 for 5 now, I think.

 

Expensive.. bruh.. on sale I've seen 2 cams and base for 300 bones mang
5 cams and base for like 450 cuh.. get with it.

Wtf you talking about change batteries 4AA
My cams are in heavy traffic areas.. last 2 months at least before needing a charge
They're Lithium ION fool..

I bet J buys the reggo Arlo.. totally dissatisfied, didn't listen to user recommendation.

 

 

Hells yeah.. get it mang.

 

Probably not Pro version

 

make sure they're the pro ones..



Pro stands for probiotic

 

Do you even need 5?

2 can cover most of the house

 

Confirmed

 

 

related..

 

I try to use the assistant as least as possible.
there are no "Homes" or ALexas in my house

 

I gave in..
The wife always wanted one.. I got her a dot a while back, she didn't set it up.
Got her a show.. I flash my dick at it every morning, let it know who's the boss.

I interrogated it.. was like, do you work for the CIA..
Bitch was like, I work for Jeff Bezos..
Does that bitch work for the CIA..
It didn't answer.

 

Kids are always.. Alexa, play Pantera bitch
Fuck yeah..

 

 

 

I only ask for definitions

hey google, what the fuck does this mean?

 

Ehh.. I like my Google Assistant. She's cool. I don't worry about the wire tapping nonsense because all my shit is illegal

 

I'm against automation and living in an IoT world
Fucking idiots mang.. and that's my shtick
I'm for a smart home for many things, but a completely closed network.

 

I was/still am excited for Essential.
Offline "home" smart hub thingy.

it's the google cloud, i'm scurred of.

 

I'm worried that Astro knows everything about me

 

IoT is cool up to a degree, but I guess it boils down to how much you want to put "out there" for sake of convenience?

 

You're an open book Kurt
Your butt's an open book too

 

Well.. it's open, but all the pages are all stuck together..

 

wonder if it smells like an old book

 

3M(en) sticky stuff

 

i mean we're all pretty damn out there already so what's to hide?

 

das clever

 

Touché.