Meetings...nothing more than meetings...

 

No, I trim. Thanks.

 

I've been slowly trying to read this thread since I joined, today I skipped to the last two days to see what happened with iron mike and savingforatl.
My conclusion is you all are nuts and this thread gave me a brain tumor. I think.....

 

Hey another Joe.. you'll fit right in.. you like popsicles right?

 

No. Especially sure I don't like the kind you like. Not that I've tried but just the thought...

 

 

What that mouth do?

 

 

Alex be like..

 

pull up
#squad

 

 

Aaaaahahaha!

 

That thread isn't even 2500 posts

 

 

Ignorant cunt licker, that's every fucking day over here

 

Adam and I are amicable at this point. I see Tobey on weekends, supervised.
Osk...your 3G is fucking clean. If I were in a different position, I probably would be tempted.

 

oh and just realized I think he was talking about Anthracite Metallic, not Carbon Bronze...
I'd buy a base 6MT AM.

 

Sup, J.

 

Thanks J! Yeah, I realized as soon as I said CBP, I fucked up lol.

But yeah I'll be spending this weekend putting it up on Azine and Craigslist.

 

Sorry for the brain cancer new-new-Joe.

Can I have your car when you kick though?

 

Fuckin', ol' PennySaver over here is salivating at this picture thinking that a couple minutes with a rubber mallet and a couple chain yanks from a tree and that car will be back to good as new.

Put a fridge in it and call it a night.

 

It's funny...


...because it's true.

 

You tell 'em baby bear!

I met Matt once and that fucker doesn't even wear name branded clothes. Don't tell anyone, but he's actually a miserable failure at life. For one, he does computers for a living...

Holy shit my dream job...said no one ever. Euhhhh, i'm pretty sure i'd rather roll upside-down loans for one shitty car into a loan for another shitty car forever than "do computers for a living" HAHAHA What does that even mean? Especially when part of his job is living on a forum and racing with crabman to who has the highest post count. As far as i'm concerned, he works operating a hot dog cart and the computers he does is calculating the minimum amount of weiners he needs to sell to pay for a new keyboard every 3 months because he just burns through them at record speed, while he sit on his ass all day "doing computed" and trolling on a forum.

Computers, haha he probably don't even know how to format a simple hard drive.

I bought him a beer because I felt soory for him.

 

I guess you could say I bro'd down with Matt.

And I'm way more successful than him. I've literally got twice as many everythings. Cars, houses, felony DUIs, restraining orders, testicles, etc.

 

And there's no shame if your wife makes more money than you. It's the 2000's, that sort of shit is cool now.

Even if she makes three times more than you do, it's still cool. I guess. I mean, I don't really know because of how successful I an compared to my wife, but I bet it's okay.

My wife makes more than I do too. Just not sooooo much more that I need to be the one who gets fucked with a strapon when we have sexy time. And not sooooo much more that I just need to sit in the corner and wank it while she gets split in half by some big dick bastard we picked up at then swingers club. But she does make more than me.

Probably top 95% of US income if I had to guess. Which I won't, because guessing is for poor people and I'm certainly not poor. Because of my wife.

 

Fuck off; your ignorance is showing... Did you just assume his genital consumption preference?



You don't know he's a cunt licker. Maybe he prefers slobbing knobs. Or tongue bathing the smooth crotch region of a transgender Ken doll.

Read a fucking book, Matt.

 

I used to read a lot of fucking books. When I was younger. Mostly stolen Hustlers.

I'd beat it like a coked out chimp.

And now I *am* a coked out chimp!

:doblowitsfun:

 

I meant cunt in the adjective form.. not the literal noun form.. butt okay

 

Like... that cunt has a huge knob that Alex would like to lick...

 

Take notes Taco
#alphabro

 

Omg, I love Cu2Wagon. This is my kinda guy. You have read me like an open book. You know me and my soul deeper than anyone that has ever lived.

Your the most clever guy, and I vow not to ever say or share anything that makes me look in light of myself. I so apologize to everyone for even bringing it up in the first place.

Osk and Majofo, you guys are pretty cool. Cu2wagon has skills better than us all.

Let you continue speaking strictly about cars as OsK has been telling me about.

That is all I have to say, Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

 

Alex probably has twice as many testicles than both of us though... in his mouth.

Read it in Taco's busyness plan.

 

Do you guys think I'll hit the 300WHP with my setup and 4-5 psi boost? I will be using Methonal/Water AEM.

 

On a dynojet.. whore

 

Meth or nah?

 

Fuck Meth
Inject H