The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
I think imma jump on that Simplisafe deal flippy..
I want the phone access so that means 25 a month versus the 15 a month though
I was doing some research and there's a company called Abode that works really well with home automation but I think for Fiance's parents house, Simplisafe will be a better bet.
I want the phone access so that means 25 a month versus the 15 a month though
I was doing some research and there's a company called Abode that works really well with home automation but I think for Fiance's parents house, Simplisafe will be a better bet.
Pussies.. we don't call the cops at my house
Arlo let's me know, I call da crazy usmc retiree across the street
That fool lives for that type of shit
If I'm home
I live for that type of shit
Stupid bitch
Arlo let's me know, I call da crazy usmc retiree across the street
That fool lives for that type of shit
If I'm home
I live for that type of shit
Then I was riding the bus back to home (because I'm responsible when I go out getting wasted) and there was one of those basic white girls with the yoga pants, cowboy boots (Texas UGGs), and the huge puffy scarf because it was a chilly 50° and I was like, "oh, excuse me, I think there's some semen on your sweater."
And she's like, "oh, no, it's probably just toothpaste."
And I thought to myself, "well, it's probably not because I don't think I ejaculate toothpaste, but whatever."
And she's like, "oh, no, it's probably just toothpaste."
And I thought to myself, "well, it's probably not because I don't think I ejaculate toothpaste, but whatever."
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thoiboi (12-28-2017)
I think imma jump on that Simplisafe deal flippy..
I want the phone access so that means 25 a month versus the 15 a month though
I was doing some research and there's a company called Abode that works really well with home automation but I think for Fiance's parents house, Simplisafe will be a better bet.
I want the phone access so that means 25 a month versus the 15 a month though
I was doing some research and there's a company called Abode that works really well with home automation but I think for Fiance's parents house, Simplisafe will be a better bet.
What's the phone access?
speaking of blasting fools, saw the p07 for $397. i'm on the fence about to pull the trigger
scary situation at midnight in Southeast Houston(read: in the fucking hood), walking to my car saw an older CUV, like a santa fe creeping.
it's a neighborhood, i'm like fools are allowed to creep...its their house
dude stopped next to me as i'm walking asking me a question, but softly....trying to get me closer.
Fuck that.
I waved him off. like yo, I dont know and I dont want to get closer
scary situation at midnight in Southeast Houston(read: in the fucking hood), walking to my car saw an older CUV, like a santa fe creeping.
it's a neighborhood, i'm like fools are allowed to creep...its their house
dude stopped next to me as i'm walking asking me a question, but softly....trying to get me closer.
Fuck that.
I waved him off. like yo, I dont know and I dont want to get closer
Last edited by justnspace; 12-28-2017 at 03:34 PM.
I have some family in town now so we took them out to the Chinese Buffet. Because I'm classy and know how to treat my guests well.
Man, there was some ninja there that knew how to buffet. I went into the bathroom and there was puke sprayed all over the shitter stall. Like ol' boy was working the crab rangoon and crawdads right up until the esophagus said 'no mas' and then it was a panic waddle to the little purgers room.
Nearly made it to the rally point too but ended up pulling the ripcord all over the door, floor, and walls.
I bet he wiped the remnants of barely masticated general tso's off the front of his Costa shirt and then picked up a new plate on the way back through the line heading back to the table.
In a way I was sort of impressed. Disgusted and impressed.
Disgussed, probably.
Man, there was some ninja there that knew how to buffet. I went into the bathroom and there was puke sprayed all over the shitter stall. Like ol' boy was working the crab rangoon and crawdads right up until the esophagus said 'no mas' and then it was a panic waddle to the little purgers room.
Nearly made it to the rally point too but ended up pulling the ripcord all over the door, floor, and walls.
I bet he wiped the remnants of barely masticated general tso's off the front of his Costa shirt and then picked up a new plate on the way back through the line heading back to the table.
In a way I was sort of impressed. Disgusted and impressed.
Disgussed, probably.
speaking of blasting fools, saw the p07 for $397. i'm on the fence about to pull the trigger
scary situation at midnight in Southeast Houston, walking to my car saw an older CUV, like a santa fe creeping.
it's a neighborhood, i'm like fools are allowed to creep...its their house
dude stopped next to me as i'm walking asking me a question, but softly....trying to get me closer.
Fuck that.
I waved him off. like yo, I dont know and I dont want to get closer
scary situation at midnight in Southeast Houston, walking to my car saw an older CUV, like a santa fe creeping.
it's a neighborhood, i'm like fools are allowed to creep...its their house
dude stopped next to me as i'm walking asking me a question, but softly....trying to get me closer.
Fuck that.
I waved him off. like yo, I dont know and I dont want to get closer
or
thought you were one of his hoes and was wondering what you were doing in a neighborhood.
I have some family in town now so we took them out to the Chinese Buffet. Because I'm classy and know how to treat my guests well.
Man, there was some ninja there that knew how to buffet. I went into the bathroom and there was puke sprayed all over the shitter stall. Like ol' boy was working the crab rangoon and crawdads right up until the esophagus said 'no mas' and then it was a panic waddle to the little purgers room.
Nearly made it to the rally point too but ended up pulling the ripcord all over the door, floor, and walls.
I bet he wiped the remnants of barely masticated general tso's off the front of his Costa shirt and then picked up a new plate on the way back through the line heading back to the table.
In a way I was sort of impressed. Disgusted and impressed.
Disgussed, probably.
Man, there was some ninja there that knew how to buffet. I went into the bathroom and there was puke sprayed all over the shitter stall. Like ol' boy was working the crab rangoon and crawdads right up until the esophagus said 'no mas' and then it was a panic waddle to the little purgers room.
Nearly made it to the rally point too but ended up pulling the ripcord all over the door, floor, and walls.
I bet he wiped the remnants of barely masticated general tso's off the front of his Costa shirt and then picked up a new plate on the way back through the line heading back to the table.
In a way I was sort of impressed. Disgusted and impressed.
Disgussed, probably.
I don't allow family to come over. There ungrateful sum bitches.
Wait, buffet. :d'oh: Pay for one person then sneak the rest of the family members in the exit door?
True story.
I remember we were at the Hometown buffet (god that place is horrible) about 15 years ago if not longer. Looked over down the table and noticed this husband was passing the utensils to his wife to put in her purse.
My sister used to bring ziplock bags and fill them up with food and put them in her purse, I should have known something was wrong with her ass back then.
I remember we were at the Hometown buffet (god that place is horrible) about 15 years ago if not longer. Looked over down the table and noticed this husband was passing the utensils to his wife to put in her purse.
My sister used to bring ziplock bags and fill them up with food and put them in her purse, I should have known something was wrong with her ass back then.
https://simplisafe.com/choose-monitoring2
two plans available: 15 versus 25. Sounds like you can save money just by leaving
Still, I hate buffet.
Doesn't mean I won't put away entirely too much questionable "sushi", but I hate myself while doing it.
https://simplisafe.com/choose-monitoring2
two plans available: 15 versus 25. Sounds like you can save money just by leaving
two plans available: 15 versus 25. Sounds like you can save money just by leaving
I've never been to a Sushi buffet, I've always wanted to go, but, I would need people to go with. No one in my family eats, Sushi. I think it's time to find a new family.
I did do an all you can eat sushi dinner once. Once.
It hurt.
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kurtatx (12-28-2017)
I dont think it's the cost of entry, as I'd pick up something cheap long ago..
my bro picked up his first few guns...holiday specials. an LCP Ruger and a sub-$400 9mm.
I forgot which 9mm he picked up
my bro picked up his first few guns...holiday specials. an LCP Ruger and a sub-$400 9mm.
I forgot which 9mm he picked up
LCP is good for a last ditch effort, or when you just can't fit anything bigger in your outfit. Like if you're wearing a Borat mankini.
Little fucker hurts to shoot. Makes you really think about if you want to pull the trigger.
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I find it hard to recommend unless it's exactly what a person is looking for.
That's all what my buddy who owns guns told me.
Little fucker hurts to shoot. Makes you really think about if you want to pull the trigger.
MuhTriggers.gif
I find it hard to recommend unless it's exactly what a person is looking for.
That's all what my buddy who owns guns told me.