it's okay, I can share.

whens your birfday, Kurt?

 

If he says 25th because he's Jesus, someone ban him.

 

His birthday is who gives a shit, 19 nobody cares

 

At the doctor's office today. No appt so have to wait for an hour.


Stay healthy folks!

 

 

You're at the doctor's office
Let me guess.. you need a rectal exam

Hate to break the news to you Thots..
There's no cure for pusssyitus

I'll give you a vitamen D injection tho.. may help

 

Kurt's birthday is probably tomorrow.. or today.
Jehovah's witness Kurt, create a thread already.

 

I bet he wishes someone would taze his butthole.
Not it.

 

Probably tazing his own butthole right now.
Pathetic.

 

Probably be bragging on his cuck Audi forum about how he got some action. Prostate stimulation.

Self. Still counts.

Everyone else reads his account of the events with great intent and excitement.

Later DeerMeat brings it up as well... "Guise, check out this neat trick I read about..."

 

More like Owe, D!
Eh.. yeah

 

Put you dick in it you fucking virgins
Doofus Japs only know tentacle monsters

 

10/10

#keepGayK

 

If you saw some fool with gauged out ears
would you check his gangster cred
asking for a fuccboi

 

MGK blurred punk rock with hip-hop and the trend continues with Post Malone. never heard of devour...but looks to be in the same scene.

plus, Houston had these punk rock rap hybrid people for a while. Punk rock with a little Houston gangster thrown in

 

So... wild boy or nah?

 

If I saw some fuccboi wearing a redrum shirt
certified gangsta fuccboi
might as well be wearing a shirt that says I <3 haters

 

does he get the reference? or nah?

 

nah.. I mean they kno
But they don't really know where ref originated from..

 

nerd/geek card taken away.

 

the 5th. Big 30

 

and you're not excited!? that's TOMORROW! lol

 

Big 30

 

I never learned to read.

I would be excited, but after Thanksgiving and the wife's birthday last week and a joint party this weekend I'm kind of birthday'd out

 

Can't read.. and here I thought you were just a stupid asshole.. wait.

 

 

30

Geezer fuck.

 

More like Geezer cuck.

 

just a heads up Kurt
stop doing crossfit
nothing heals once you're 30
eat more sugar and drink more alcohol
stop be a looser / pussy / cuck too
pick any / all

 

btw, that's a real picture of me. FYI.

 

Where you celebrating? Probably some foodie place with 30 of your wife's closest friends. Probably.

 

Kurt, for your birthday, I'm getting you a beer (oh you can't drink it)
Don't worry, I won't let it go to waste

 

at 30 of your wifes closeset friends.....

 

We're going to Uchi on Wednesday. I've actually never been.

Oh shit, now Maj is going to find me

 

Going to Florida next year. Shit, I’ll probably be fucked.

 

I went to Uchi about 10 yrs back
Sat next to these fuccbois who kept talking some bullshit
(ha ha ha, we're rich, we can teach the poor how to be rich)
I almost snapped and shoved my chopsticks into their eyes
Luckily my lady kept me cool, she saw me get that crazy look in my eyes

Food there is good, not fucking amazing best in the world
I've frequented many of the fusion sushi bar type tho
Anyways, it's a bit loud and impersonal there.. but I hope you guys have a good time.
Since I almost murdered some fuccbois there, never again.
Uchiko tho... Mmmmm

 

You mean get your face eaten, BBC cut off and made into a necklace for fantasy fest in Key West
Probably

 

Excellent. Now I know where... just gotta figure out exactly when...

I'm gonna start filling up now so my bowels are nice and juicy for the hood of Kurt's car.

 

Time to get up and get the day started.... sort of

 

Uchiko is my favorite. That's all I have.