Matt...holy fucking fuck...I have not laughed that loud OUT loud from something I've read or seen on the internet EVER. Holy fucking hahalofuckingL.
I was scrolling back up...
video
video
VIDEO
I love you bro.

 

please use emoticons and gif's to truly eloquate how funny you find it,

that's the funny thing with text, it's hard to tell

 

 

 

much better

 

 

Frantz be living life...
I love Frantz.
If I ever grow up, I want to be just like him.

 

Matt Lauer a bitch

Shit, I'd never go out like that...
Tear that bitch up on gang gang x x

 

Do you know exactly what he did?
I swear, if I was important enough I'd be canned too.

 

Sounds like Trump has found his new press secretary

 

He liked to grab asses.

So do I, I think the only difference is I grab women and mens ass.....

Sooooo they just think I have some type of mental problem.

 

Maybe start grabbing women's asses for a change

 

Hey, we are not allowed to give opinions, damn it!

 

No more fun.

 

He pretended to be a reporter
and he's a pussy

 

I just can't imagine...
Matt, I can't imagine you not saying things at work you should get canned for.
heh...cans.

 

My new place, I'm still "feeling" out the place..

My old Department from like 6 years ago, should have fired me. We had sexual harassment training annually. I told management that when I go to those trainings I just find ways how to sexually harass the proper way. They told us not to give others elevator eyes (looking the person up and down) but, they never said I couldn't stare at an ass or some boobs.... There were 3 of us that sexually harassed each other daily, to the point where ass smacking would be going on.

 

I think they're scared if they can me
I'll can them
real

 

Probably don't fire me because the womenz like to stare at my ho ho in my pants.

 

Gotcha...
I got written up for something dumb at 20 yo...
never again...
now, I try and know my audience and never make a person feel like they're being looked at or definitely not touched.
It's a big company...they don't play.

 

Watching the local news last night. Which I never do.

Some parent was complaining about his daughters HS teacher was sending her naughty text messages and telling her to lie to her parents and go on a trip with him....

Fucking pussy, the dad should have went to the school and showed him whos boss.


I'm still waiting for a women teacher to text dirty messages to a female student.

 

I never have been written up... Even when I worked at fast food. Lord knows I should have been fired, and banned from stepping foot in there. 17 years old, dumb, broke and horny.

 

well, i think this goes back to objectifying and people stretching what they consider a girl vs a woman...but please...no matter how developed or promiscuous...a kid is a kid. Even now, I'm starting to see 20 year olds and they talk and it's like, yeah, you're hot but holy heck you are young.

 

I've come across a couple young hot ones, until I find out their age. I'm like your legal, but damn still.

 

Oh you were in my class I taught?

 

what's changed beside your age and financial well-being?

 

Did you read your feedback forms?

 

Very true.....

Those are the only 2 that changed.

 

Still dumb, still horny.

 

Feedback = ATM or MTA?

 

that's the joke..

 

No red text.

 

Either..... Both......

 

touche

 

Who's bidding?

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/20...illac-cts-v-5/

 

Why would Chad want a CTS V?

 

Who?

 

Because race car

FFS

Unless Chad is a dog

poor Tobey

 

Can I get a red text?

 

red text!