The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
11-03-2017, 09:29 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
that too
11-03-2017, 09:31 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
11-03-2017, 09:33 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
causing international incidents and shit.. gonna get us killed.
11-03-2017, 09:34 AM
Snag it at the right opportunity?
Listen guise, trust me. I can tell you how to steal a car and get away with it.
Find a car that you've had your eyes on, preferably at a place of business where the person works. (scope that shit for weeks, no months) You will know when the opportunity strikes. (When you have two big ass cars parked next to it., Like Cum-in-diesel or Astro-van)
Also, to tie into 1, you need to make sure you know the area, escape routes etc.
Don't wear black, you idiot, you need like a green vest or something that makes you look like a utility workman.
Steal car, it's not hard...
DO NOT drive it like you stole it.
Drive to your homies place up the block, make sure you have your plasti-dip, spray paint, vinyl wrap, whatever the hell you're doing ready.
That's the easy part. The hard part is trying to steal one of those DMV temp registration stickers for the back window.
Listen guise, trust me. I can tell you how to steal a car and get away with it.
Find a car that you've had your eyes on, preferably at a place of business where the person works. (scope that shit for weeks, no months) You will know when the opportunity strikes. (When you have two big ass cars parked next to it., Like Cum-in-diesel or Astro-van)
Also, to tie into 1, you need to make sure you know the area, escape routes etc.
Don't wear black, you idiot, you need like a green vest or something that makes you look like a utility workman.
Steal car, it's not hard...
DO NOT drive it like you stole it.
Drive to your homies place up the block, make sure you have your plasti-dip, spray paint, vinyl wrap, whatever the hell you're doing ready.
That's the easy part. The hard part is trying to steal one of those DMV temp registration stickers for the back window.
11-03-2017, 09:35 AM
Bitch get in!
11-03-2017, 09:36 AM
Taco be at home like.
I say, you da fuckin' best you da fuckin' best
You da fuckin' best you da fuckin' best
You the da best I ever had,
Best I ever had, best I ever had, best I ever had
I say you da fuckin'
-Drake shit...
I say, you da fuckin' best you da fuckin' best
You da fuckin' best you da fuckin' best
You the da best I ever had,
Best I ever had, best I ever had, best I ever had
I say you da fuckin'
-Drake shit...
11-03-2017, 09:36 AM
I think you guys will find it helpful when we're in Europe and we can pretend we're not from the US so they don't spit on our freedom fries (pommes frites).
Food for thought...
Fun story time:
One time, when I used to take pics/vids of randos at the gym or around the office...was in a dark meeting room with a few high level execs, laptop was shining on the sweater kittens of the person presenting sitting about 3 feet from me...was like, damn fuck yeah, getting those with this lighting on display. Check phone on silent, go time...bam, snap...fuqin flash was set to auto and went off...3 feet away...in a dark room...I fumbled and acted like I just got a text.
Never been so holy shit busted in my life.
Food for thought...
Fun story time:
One time, when I used to take pics/vids of randos at the gym or around the office...was in a dark meeting room with a few high level execs, laptop was shining on the sweater kittens of the person presenting sitting about 3 feet from me...was like, damn fuck yeah, getting those with this lighting on display. Check phone on silent, go time...bam, snap...fuqin flash was set to auto and went off...3 feet away...in a dark room...I fumbled and acted like I just got a text.
Never been so holy shit busted in my life.
11-03-2017, 09:37 AM
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I think you guys will find it helpful when we're in Europe and we can pretend we're not from the US so they don't spit on our freedom fries (pommes frites).
Food for thought...
Fun story time:
One time, when I used to take pics/vids of randos at the gym or around the office...was in a dark meeting room with a few high level execs, laptop was shining on the sweater kittens of the person presenting sitting about 3 feet from me...was like, damn fuck yeah, getting those with this lighting on display. Check phone on silent, go time...bam, snap...fuqin flash was set to auto and went off...3 feet away...in a dark room...I fumbled and acted like I just got a text.
Never been so holy shit busted in my life.
Food for thought...
Fun story time:
One time, when I used to take pics/vids of randos at the gym or around the office...was in a dark meeting room with a few high level execs, laptop was shining on the sweater kittens of the person presenting sitting about 3 feet from me...was like, damn fuck yeah, getting those with this lighting on display. Check phone on silent, go time...bam, snap...fuqin flash was set to auto and went off...3 feet away...in a dark room...I fumbled and acted like I just got a text.
Never been so holy shit busted in my life.
11-03-2017, 09:38 AM
Flip, in my younger years I'd tag along while my buddy's took foxes...
like, tag along and talk and hang out with my bros.
until i realized that i'd get tagged with a GTA too...
~dumb rockstar, circa 1996
like, tag along and talk and hang out with my bros.
until i realized that i'd get tagged with a GTA too...
~dumb rockstar, circa 1996
11-03-2017, 09:38 AM
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I got "upgraded" to Win10 a while back and I noticed that my computer is smart enough to mute when the headphones get unplugged now.
Now no one in the office gets to enjoy my music when I get up to piss. It's sad.
Now no one in the office gets to enjoy my music when I get up to piss. It's sad.
11-03-2017, 09:39 AM
Slob on my knob, volume 100...
go pee!
go pee!
11-03-2017, 09:40 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Pussy
We tryna get on the news mang
Take me to jail...
We tryna get on the news mang
Take me to jail...
11-03-2017, 09:40 AM
Clemens is pretty much like that in real life.
11-03-2017, 09:42 AM
set it off, WSHH edition. 
11-03-2017, 09:42 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I think you guys will find it helpful when we're in Europe and we can pretend we're not from the US so they don't spit on our freedom fries (pommes frites).
Food for thought...
Fun story time:
One time, when I used to take pics/vids of randos at the gym or around the office...was in a dark meeting room with a few high level execs, laptop was shining on the sweater kittens of the person presenting sitting about 3 feet from me...was like, damn fuck yeah, getting those with this lighting on display. Check phone on silent, go time...bam, snap...fuqin flash was set to auto and went off...3 feet away...in a dark room...I fumbled and acted like I just got a text.
Never been so holy shit busted in my life.
Food for thought...
Fun story time:
One time, when I used to take pics/vids of randos at the gym or around the office...was in a dark meeting room with a few high level execs, laptop was shining on the sweater kittens of the person presenting sitting about 3 feet from me...was like, damn fuck yeah, getting those with this lighting on display. Check phone on silent, go time...bam, snap...fuqin flash was set to auto and went off...3 feet away...in a dark room...I fumbled and acted like I just got a text.
Never been so holy shit busted in my life.
Should have owned that shit.. gave her the wink..
Take one more.. first one was blurry.
11-03-2017, 09:43 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
He is a total skidmark
11-03-2017, 09:43 AM
LMAO...
she wasn't about that life...
also, I was there because I was "filling in" while she was on M leave.
she wasn't about that life...
also, I was there because I was "filling in" while she was on M leave.
11-03-2017, 09:44 AM
If we die, I won't all of you at my funeral, but don't be fucking crying and shit. I just want you guys to get lit.
Be like I miss my ninja
Be like I miss my ninja
11-03-2017, 09:44 AM
found out my 20 year with the company broham got played for a fool...on rotation in cs from hr for 6 months...comes back to his job and it's been permanently filled by someone else. which isn't kosher at all, his boss didn't like him...
he took the severance rather than risk a fight he might lose...
fuh.
these hos aint loyal.
he took the severance rather than risk a fight he might lose...
fuh.
these hos aint loyal.
11-03-2017, 09:46 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Andre Brown tho... that mean mug 
11-03-2017, 09:50 AM
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11-03-2017, 09:51 AM
So now I'm catching a cold.
I'm tired of this shit. I can't catch a break.
I'm tired of this shit. I can't catch a break.
11-03-2017, 09:52 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
11-03-2017, 09:53 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
11-03-2017, 09:53 AM
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found out my 20 year with the company broham got played for a fool...on rotation in cs from hr for 6 months...comes back to his job and it's been permanently filled by someone else. which isn't kosher at all, his boss didn't like him...
he took the severance rather than risk a fight he might lose...
fuh.
these hos aint loyal.
he took the severance rather than risk a fight he might lose...
fuh.
these hos aint loyal.
Companies will NEVER EVER be loyal to you.. let's set that straight. That's why whenever a good opportunity comes knocking, you take it and run.
11-03-2017, 09:55 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
but J's coworker was a cocksucker
11-03-2017, 09:57 AM
11-03-2017, 09:58 AM
so he should have plenty of other opportunities!
11-03-2017, 09:58 AM
11-03-2017, 09:59 AM
I heard going rate for a cock sucker is 150 per penis. Just think you blow 2 cocks a day, you could make $2100 a week.
Let that sink in. An hour out of your day and make 300 bucks.
Let that sink in. An hour out of your day and make 300 bucks.
11-03-2017, 10:00 AM
I'll have to check my sources to see if it's $150, it could be $200.
I don't know what my hos charge, they are just expected to bring me $500 by C.O.B. Friday.
Speaking of......... It's Friday!
I don't know what my hos charge, they are just expected to bring me $500 by C.O.B. Friday.
Speaking of......... It's Friday!
11-03-2017, 10:03 AM
If I hit it one time Iymma pipe her
If I hit it two times then I like her
If I fuck three times Iymma wife her
It ain't safe for the black or the white girls
If I hit it two times then I like her
If I fuck three times Iymma wife her
It ain't safe for the black or the white girls
11-03-2017, 10:03 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
11-03-2017, 10:04 AM
I'll give any one of you a mil to end Nicki Minaj "rap career"
Please!
Please!
11-03-2017, 10:04 AM
11-03-2017, 10:09 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
He needs to suck a lot of dicks to get to where he wants to go.. 
11-03-2017, 10:09 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
cum in mouth or nah?
11-03-2017, 10:12 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
11-03-2017, 10:19 AM
I honestly don't see Taco as a spitter. He can't end her career.
11-03-2017, 10:24 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Who Nicki? shiett.. you see where Lil Kim at... just give it time.