cu2wagon

You move on looser.

cu2wagon

And no. No comma intended.

rockstar143

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sometimes.
maybe definitely.

Yumcha

He's responded to me a couple of times that I note the comment was a bit more on the personal side.

Most recent was in the Walking Dead thread. I admit to being a bit less mature with my response though.

Yumcha

Anyways, you can't go this long on AZ without making a few fans. Goes with the territory.

Just find it weird that a horny oldish photog has so much e-manlove for me.

Yumcha

K. BBL.

Off to run some errands!

Midnight Mystery

Thanks for reply!!!!


It's a metal square box on the windshield... And a metal bracket with two prongs on either side, as if they're supposed to "clip" together... Or slip onto those prongs... Mirror has rattled since I got it in June....


Getting like I want an a Kia of some sort, or maybe a VW CC... 22/31, smaller, not to mention I can get one for 12K with only 75K miles for 2013....

Majofo

I love you H! Manlove is my favorite.

Majofo

can anyone translate what Mystery said
Then type it out on paper, take a picture of it
upload it to photobucket, then post it on backpages
with his name, address, and phone number (Taco)
in the T4T section, k thx

Midnight Mystery

So what, I prefer eps to hps, so?


What website is grinder? I think I heard AC asking VB about it on WWHL!!!

thoiboi

What the shit is goin on

Majofo

If Mystery had a rap name, it'd be Lil Meat

Majofo

Achievement unlocked

Majofo

Well shit



I loved my 93 Camry, except for it trying to kill me several times.

Midnight Mystery

Cool... Shocked myself on the battery of the 01 rigging LEDs... Hmmm... Love the 2.2 engine, makes a nice sound!!!!

Still got most complements on it...

Majofo

Let me teach you how to stroke your brush

Majofo

btw there's a plague outbreak.. it's spread in the air this go around
Welp, we had a good run.. Mystery Meat, you'll probably be the last survivor
I suggest you have sex with the corpse sooner than later.. for reasons

Majofo

Search sex with a corpse for more info

cu2wagon

Fuck. Really? New plague?

I've heard that if you coat yourself with a thick layer of vasaline and breath through a snorkel with the open end inserted into your anus, it'll protect you from contracting said plague.

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cu2wagon

And always fuck a fresh corpse. Eat the cold ones. And use the wormy ones for bait.

And you know what I mean by "fuck", "eat", and "bait".

cu2wagon

NVR EZ? So, basically, "always hard"?

#MeToo

Majofo

A red rocket plate at that..
Your post gave me PTSD..

cu2wagon

PTSD?

Did you take a red rocket to the face too?

rockstar143

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damn that poor eski needs a wash!

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

State. I wish Federal.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

The Dr. one. That’s obsessed with the new Accord?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

She’s wit da band right now.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

You call your dildo a 2.2 engine... fucking dope bro!!

Majofo

She can't talk right now

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Have to clean out my garage next weekend. Need to put my Table Saw up that’s been in the box for over a year. Also buying some new power tools.

cu2wagon

G-string to the side. Ass cheeks spread wide. Gobbling that chowdah. Mom's spaghetti.

cu2wagon

Fuuuuuuu...

Anyone else hitting them Mystery Meat chronic PCP gas bong rips tonight.

Fuckin' got me sweatin' like the oldies right now.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Fucking Slickdeals:

Weird question, all responses appreciated.

I'm diabetic and get up at night about every 90 minutes to pee. I'm a bad sleeper to start with. With my crappy sleep interrupted by trips to the bathroom, I'm left sleepy and stupid, and less effective as a software engineer.

I'm wondering if I could buy several of these mattress covers, so I could put on a fresh one each evening -- and just PEE when I need to, without getting out of bed.

I can't imagine that any of you knows -- but would I be uncomfortable, trying to sleep in my pee-filled mattress cover?

Would it stink?

The cover is waterproof, but I'm talking about a lot of pee. A quart? More? Would the cover actually CONTAIN the pee?

Anyone have a BETTER idea? I've thought of cutting small vertical hole through the hole, with a funnel at the top, so I just roll over to that and pee into a receptacle below the bed. As you can tell, I'm desperate.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Nah my shipment of the greens don’t come in until tomorrow.

Yumcha

How much trunk space does the Audi S5 Sportback have...?

cu2wagon

Sheeiiiiit... If it came down to that, I'd probably just sleep in the tub and piss away at night.

But fer super cereal... Getting up to piss every 90 minutes? I'm just spitballing some math, but if there's that much coming out, maybe just don't drink 2 gallons of water before bed?



I hope the top rated answer was "yes. Yes you can, and should, just buy several mattress covers and go full on R. Kelly piss party on that bitch."

thoiboi

Catheter


End thread

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

J might know.

cu2wagon

I hear that the S5 has enough trunk space to fit your wife's weekend getaway bag (with the main compartment expanded) and Mandingo the stud's huge luggage. You'd need to pack your tiny luggage and hold it in your lap in the backseat though.

Yumcha

The A7/S7 has ample...almost as deep as the allroad. I guess it was wishful thinking for the S5 Sportback then. It meets my requirements of 4-doors but trunk space is important still. Thanks!