ISxxx a bitch car mang

 

do you travel alone though? cause it has a tight rear.

 

i will say that with 4 big dudes going out to lunch...this co-worker DUSTED me in my 04TL in his 06 IS350.

#respek.
He was a bitch though...no lie.

 

#bitchmade

 

the IS has cooled seats though..


keeps my swamp balls happy

 

What about a 2012 optima SX, seems hot... Remote start!!!

 

why dontcha go for more INTERESTING cars than run of the mil grocery getters?!

 

but they so small.. just put an ice cube down your chonis

 

 

you're not brown, Mystery? are you?

"What are you doing?"
"Officer, I was just taking pictures of the planes for research "

 

FBI better fucking answer this time..

 

I was a little iffy on telling that joke.
Majofo with the clutch

 

LOL...I love that Justin always errs on the side of caution.

 

ppl getting crucified for sending their stripper gf a video.
can never be too careful

 

send it?
SEND IT!!!!!!!!!

 

Back from -ing...

 

I'm just here to eat everyone's asshole.

 

and risk frostbite on my stalagmite?!?!


Not falling for that shit again

 

burritos

 

that's why they call it frostbite
bc it's bite size holmes.. like a mini snickers.

 

^ that's also a pee nuts reference

 

^ in yo mouf

 

lines of coke on that pussssayyy!!!

 

Right?!

 

No, white, only thing brown is my hair & eyes!!!

I can can understand in these political correct times, I really respect you for not holding back, world needs to grow up...

I've been stopped before, but in a parking lot you're fine... Just don't pull over on side the road... This area doesn't provide much warning, but it's almost a good as I had it in NOLA!!! But I had 5-ish areas down there though!!!

About to try In&Out burger, people in Louisiana seem to go nuts when they see one... See if it holds a candle to Atomic Buger in Metairie, or Tophers in Hattiesburg!!!

 

SEND IT!

 

I'd have a cold one with him (ladiboi's peenis)

 

as would I...
the guy seems like a good time.

 

Ehh... Was alright... I liked the toasted bun, otherwise, almost the same as Whataburger... No selection, unlike Whataburger though... Texas FTW

 

I saw a Tesla model X, btw!!!

 

In & Out sucks. Whataburger is better. Although, down here we have a ton of awesome burger places

 

Fuck that bullshit.. eat at P Terrys if you haven't MM.
Double Cheese.. fries and a cookie foo

 

I went to Hopdoddies a few weeks back. Was pretty good. Their Oreo cookie shake was killer. Went back for another shake a couple days later. Then another burger and shake a few days after that.

And this is why I've lost a couple inches of dick. Belly swole AF, FUPA done ate my weenis.

 

And trust me, I can't afford to lose any more dick.

 

A few more shakes and I might as well start going by Caitlin because I'mma have a mangina.

 

anybody else hard? rhetorical

 

there's a hop doddy in htinnnneeee???

 

Holy fucking cock.. they're everywhere now

 

A couple of them I think. At least the one in hipster Rice Village.

 

village?!?!

sounds like home