Morning my Asian, White, Latino, Chinese, Filipino, Vietnamese, Greek, Afro American, African American, Black below the waist brothas.




If I missed your ethnicity in that list up there, just think of yourself as black below the waist.

 

I busted out the electric pressure washer last night. Had the kids helping me wash the Honduh, then I pulled that bitch in the garage where it will sit for a little while....

 

 

That's fucked up.

Why can't a gay man have another name. Women get Gay woman and lesbian....

#ThanksTrump.

 

But, I guess if you take the Wo out of Woman, you get man.

 

you gay for this dick

 

Happy Friday y'all!!
Now do some work motherfuckas

 

What's work.

 

Apparently one of the top bosses was calling my name during a 11PM meeting last night
Where the fuck is Majofo, he's supposed to be on this call
He thought I was top chef hardware guy supposed to fix a big issue with customer (something like a 300M win)
A lot of cussing occurred.. another bosu was like.. he's not the droid you're looking for


Gotta let 'em know..

 

Shit Tyrone

 

suuuuuuuup

 

 

my next vacation.

 

 

 

Fucking Taco

 

was asked to extrapolate a spreadsheet.
finished.
work day is done.
i feel accomplished

now to ban some fools

 

We really need a 34 hour work week. I get so much done for about 35 hours and then Friday is just a train wreck.

 

I gave up alcohol. That beer I'm holding is just to make me look cool.

 

that's some good photoshopping though. I love it!

 

It's really just Topo Chico

 

You can work deez nuts all you want.

 

Is that like Mexican mountain dew?

 

Mountain Dew DOES NOT lower your sperm count.....




#confirmed

 

It's more like Mexican La Croix or Mexican Perrier

 

35 hours.. shit I'd have Wednesday to Sunday off..

 

Shiiiiiiet... it takes me 5 weeks to work that long

 

35 hours..... Shit!

 

I spend 40+ hours a week over here fucking with you guys.

 

"I'm sleepy. I'm going to work. "

 

Poor Tobey

 

I'm gay the happy way.

 

If I ever have another Little Cha, I'm going to name him Happylord...in honor of the great name, Gaylord.

 

AND have a middle name.



Like DeSean. Or DeLuke. Or DeJack. DeTom. DeMike. DeJames. DeRichard. Or something with "Le".

 

HappyLord DeSean Cha

 

has a nice ring to it

 

Of the 4 people on AZine, none of us have those names.

Reported

 

Reporting to your mama because she didn't have the sense to name you something proper?

 

You telling me you were named like a Gwai Ro?


Or...

You have a name!?!???? Wong?!?? Fuk?!??

 

See?

It's awesome. It has a regal ring to it. So, per the tradition of him becoming a future doctor, it'd be Dr. Happylord DeAaron Cha. Cardiologist.