Man, dodge hasn't changed the Ram since it came out in like 2008. Minor changes.. but it's time for something new.

 

Have a fun and safe Labor Day weekend all! Catch ya next week

 

Don't get syphilis

 

is work over?

 

Only if you have syphillis.

 

And you're no stranger to tonguing another man's butthole.

 

Guess not.

 

Eat the booty like groceries?

 

I prefer to eat pussy like groceries, myself. I could eat pussy all day long. Except maybe between pee breaks. That would be kind of weird.

 

You are what you eat

 

I'm an asshole so you already know

 

I'm a jerk too.. what it do

 

Since this is 3gen ramblings, I have a 3gen question, is the base TL supposed to have a little 1-2 in dead spot while driving with wheel on center? I have new Mozzo Sport tires V speed rating... 38-36 psi front, like 34-35 rear... At first I thought it was cause it was a base and not a TypeS, but I don't know now... RDX has no slack since new tire rod assembly, like it more...

 

Rule 1 in 3G Ramblings: you don't talk about 3G problems.

 

That's why everyone calls me a huge dick.

 

You came to the wrong neighborhood

 

I have no idea what his car problem is. Likely didn't suck enough mystery meat this morning. That's generally the culprit around these parts.

 

Fucking smelly meat.

WE don't talk about cars in here....

Unless

You want to talk about Cuck Audi's or POS Ram 15 hunnits.

 

 

I eat that for late night snack, 2-3 times a week.

 

Fine, screw it... I don't really care, not messing with it yet anyway... I know J would help me... I know this thread carries a fake title...

This place is run by pirates!!! :arg:

 

What in the fuck are you smoking Mystery Meat?

 

 

IDK, but he isn't sharing.

 

Fucking fiend. Always hogging the good drugs.

 

J also said he doesn't like Mystery Meat. No idea why he thinks he does. Or maybe J meant he doesn't like mystery meat in his mouth. Seems like pretty much the same thing, either way you look at it.

 

I don't smoke, I inhale isopropyl alcohol all the time....


Let out a "whoooo" and tear up a bit, haven't gotten sick in gears though

 

Fuck, you really are a mystery.

 

Time is dragging.

Always does, on a Friday, before a 3 day weekend.

Le sigh.

 

Mystery meat is gross

 

This is what happens when you inbreed

 

Take note, Daenerys Targaryen .

 

This muffuker right here! :fistbumpbruh:

You ever pop a Xanax and then huff gasoline?

 

You fuckers have a nice weekend.

You fuckers have a nice weak end.

 

Mine started with the intention of just kick it and chill... But then I started drinking that brown right from the bottle and I've gone from, "cool, man, cool" to "fuck you, fight me, I'll stab you in your face" real quick.

Shit's gonna be so cash, brah.

 

This is a game of thrones reference isn't it.. Choke on some gluten infested testicles Kurt. Hope your labor day involves labor. -Matt

 

I have to work a lot of the weekend. Everyone have fun and be (reasonably) safe!

 

Well shit.. I didn't mean labor like work, more like a baby being birthed out your peehole. I'm headed to massachusetts until the idiots here figure out there's not really a shortage, they're just mystery meats. Cash me outside son!

 

Sup...been busy all day with errands and more errands. Finally home. Making ramen for dinner cuz @thoiboi got me craving it. Trying out a ramen offering from Costco by the folks of Ajinomoto.

 

Next summer/fall...?

Yeah, it's getting there. Replacing the MINI. I'll still try out the V90 CC but it's likely down to the A4 allroad and C300 Wagon...