Happy Fourth of July!
I used to love going to Switzerland for the summer.
4th of July, fireworks...
then spend July 12th there and see the fireworks across the lake.
then August 1st Switzerland celebrates it's independence and they do it big!

 

:fireinggunsinair:

Yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, happy fourth of Joo-lyyyyyyyyy everybody!

 

The Cubans in my dad's neighborhood used to do that.
They must not have passed physics.

 

WOOT-USA-WOOT! *shoots imaginary gun into air*

 

why are there lasers coming from your finger tip?

 

 

For the first time in +20 years, not shooting my burner in the air to celebrate.
Saving my ammo and not feeling these fuccbois tryna destroy the fabric of our nation

 

I'm going jogging.
Then to my old neighborhood to crash a pool party.
Then family's house for bbq.

 

Almost time to go -ing...

 

Back from -ing...

 

This was much better than the last upload

 

Shoot the fuccbois

 

The red robot also shoots out of his fingers.

But, I'm more the psycho-type.

 

 

Well that explains why cul0 isn't around anymore. Probably suffered the same fate as ladiboi.

 

Sup cuh's.

Any rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. However, any rumors of accidental/semi-intentional overdoses may have some merit.

Work has been a bugger lately and I'm dealing with some other boring shit at home. Took a few days recently to head back to the motherland in search of chile and gunpowder. Kicking it with the OG 'muricans and planning how to #MAGA by deporting all the immigrants and reallocating the land back to the original native inhabitants. Unfortunately, the peyote search has been a bust. :fuckinsadasshit:

What you know about chile in errything:


How 'bout the best hangover killer: chile, eggs, beans, and Navajo fry bread:


Bet you don't know Diné roasted lamb sandwich. Ninja, everything on that plate was in it's original state minutes before. Nava-bro made the tortilla when the order went in and pretty sure that lamb was bleating that morning:


Second best hangover helper: eggs, hash brown, sausage enchilada, and green chile:


An alternate meaning to getting finger fucked, 16,000 chances to fucking lose!


Looking for some dumb fucker to shove this in their ass to get blown off:


And tonight is faded time with more New Mexi-brew:


Craft beer. You never heard of. Ask in the office:


Hope you degenerates are doing well. And doing dongs well.

As always, to paraphrase a pink bitch, "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you cool (points to self), fuck you."

Don't pour out for me yet. Shit ain't killed me yet and I'll be back like Ahhnald.

 

Archer is pretty much the best

 

Small town off the Res in NM, where it's still basically the good part of the '80s. Navajo kids all running around with heavy metal shirts and skateboards... But then you can come across some mediocre-but-trying graffiti walking around.

RIP 2Pac.

 

Hi, FJ!

good to see you're alive!! And that food looks fucking delicious. Better than the plain chicken and brown rice I'm eating three times a day

 

That first beer can looks like it has a butt hole on it.

don't lie. You see it too.

 

*belches* Just ate.

Made some udon similar to how Edo makes it. Except, no one bellows "SAUCE!?!?" at me.

I bellowed it at my wife.

 

I used to live in Flagstaff, az and went to school with a bunch of navahoes .


And Indian fry bread is the shit!!!!!!!

 

I knew you were secretly white trash

 

I miss Edo. I mean, there's nothing particularly good about it. The beef is always tough as fuck. The chicken is dried the fuck out. but the sauce.... man that sauce is like crack cocaine. You can make it at home though... I remember finding the recipe online.

I also love it when they under cook their chicken

"Yoo want won sauce, or too sauce?!"

 

I always pour one for my dead homies.. Pour it right into my mouf. Hope the spirit journey is fulfilling and you get some of that 99.999% peyote. True story, Majofo's great great great great grandfather was the son of the Chippewa Indian Chief. Go ask the office. Your whole family ought to be scalped, no not me, just you. HAYAYAYAYA!!!!!

 

Edo is good fake Japanese food, man. Some SAUCE!??!? with a bit of the hot sauce they also supply and good times.

 

Fuck making me miss some good green Chile... Gonna try and go back in October for the balloon festival

 

Went to buy some 1/2" drywall today... Gonna try to get some patching done this week .

 

are you off this week?

 

No but I'm remote. I'll install crap in between meetings and such.

 

Nice!

 

WHAT THE FUCK YOU NOOB! why you quote pictureS?

 

What's up JustinSpace?

Happy day after the 4th!
Not drinking has it's perks...no hangovers!

 

241 years since Independence! long time!
yeah, I quit drinking heavily. (probably for the better)

 

I quit altogether for the time being...
it was getting in the way of my weight loss and ability to make good decisions.

 

Good, man! (we're growing up!!)

 

LOL...
it sounds scary when you say it out loud!
But yeah...
felt nice driving the S2000 yesterday from Plantation to the Gables and back to Weston and only having to worry about dodging the other drunkies.
I was actually thinking of how funny it would be to get pulled over because I had an Arizona energy drink in my RTIC cup up front and a cooler full of
beers in the trunk so I wouldn't show up empty handed to my get togethers. I was like, yeah, ain't no way the cop is gonna believe I haven't had anything
to drink!

Dare me to blow, brooooooo!

 

Hope you all had a happy and safe holiday!

 

Long hair don't care.

 

get that shit braided!