Reverse cowgirl

 

LMAO...Kurt got them jokes!

 

Going home now.

 

Headache

 

Too much reverse cowgirl?

 

Cowboy butts drive me nuts

 

Yarrrgh! Me nuts!

 

*belches* Just ate.

 

I, for one, look forward to these updates. You must be a twitter fiend.

 

I, for one, look forward to seeing your wiener grind on my assphalt over and over and over again

 

As long as you promise to take the paper bag off your head this time.

 

It's for my protection

 

Fawk no.


AZ is my Twitter.



Covfefe.

 

Lol, no no no, young padawan. In here, *you* wear the paper bag and Maj destroys *your* asshole.


I didn't get cacti'd a few hundred times, just for you to come prancing in here! Get on yer knees and prove thyself worthy!

 

"When I left you I was but the learner, Now I am the master"

 

well you better learn to master with your left hand

 

 

 

Talking about dry heat...

Apparently FJ ain't dead.. He's in the desert now..

I'm going to pour one out for the homie anyways..

into a glass that is.. and then pour that glass down my mouf

@cu2wagon

 

Oh he's now giving blowies in the desert? That's an interesting place to setup shop.

 

I heard he applied for Flip's job that he was looking at, in the desert. Shit's about to get real.

 

The actual job that Flip was looking at. Not the giving blowies. Sorry. Those were two separate thoughts, in case that wasn't clear.

 

Why would he get a demotion like that. .

 

Flip teaches english?

 

Ebonics dialect but yes

 

Excuse me stewardess

 

soul plane

 

On a flight again this morning but not for work...


Going up to SF

 

Maj, despite my initial intentions, I ended up going Dewalt! Got all decked out last night at the Depot because the rep was there and hooked it up big time! Got the Flexvolt compound miter saw, Flexvolt drill and driver, XR impact wrench , XR oscillating tool, drywall gun, finish nailer, and drywall cutout tool..


And they threw in some awesome discounts and free swag : blades, bits, their fucking GREEN LASER!

So damn excited to go home and start building next week

 

he teaches swimming lessons

 

What not to do 101....

 

wow.

 

 

ahhhh! Frantz teaches swimming too?!?!

 

201, the Advanced graduate course of it.. prerequisite is 101 though

 

Sup. Day off.

Have too much vacay to use and so, blocked off Fridays for pretty much all the way into mid-August.

 

that's awesome, Henry...
are you going to get a prince albert piercing or maybe an optimus tattoo today?

 

Flip teaches swimming.. gtfo

 

You fuccboi ladiboi.. I'll jam my cock down your throat!!